How is polygamist leader and convicted rapist Warren Jeffs dealing the knowledge that he will spend the rest of his life in jail, never again to feel the sweet caress of his harem of child brides? With constant exhibitionist masturbation, according to an intrepid report from The Daily:
According to one of his former jailers, the convicted child rapist masturbated more or less continuously while in custody. Rick Bradley, a guard at the county jail where Jeffs was kept in the weeks prior to his trial, told The Daily that the 55-year-old seemed to be suffering from sexual withdrawal and pleasured himself "a lot." What does that mean, exactly—five times a day? More, Bradley said.
Fifteen times? "Sometimes more than that," he told The Daily.
The guard said that the prisoner—who was not permitted conjugal visits—often played solo in full view of his guards. "We could see him," Bradley said.
I don't know who's more likely to go blind from this, Jeffs or the guards. That said, should this guard really be tracking prisoners' masturbation habits and leaking it to the press? And of all press to leak it to, The Daily? Does he have any idea how great New York City newsstands would be today, if he'd gone to the Daily News and the Post?
[The Daily, image via AP]
he's a SUPER FREAK SUPER FREAK, he's SUPER FREAKY NOW....... Rick James dang I wish we could put music on a comment!
ReplyDeleteThe video is funny! Isn't it funny, that the three guys in the pic, he's the last one you'd want!
ReplyDeleteGood Gosh - what a higher power he is. Is there any way to see, or any study, that shows that sex addiction can be environmentally learned? seems to be a theme.
ReplyDeleteJust for fun maybe the prison guards should cuff his hands behind his back.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Anne!
ReplyDeleteOh Anne, that's a good one~ Really, what is wrong with these people? I loved the video, too funny!
ReplyDeleteLet's play a game:
ReplyDeleteMake a new phrase for Jeff's goings on:
He's
"Crowning the King"
oh, I'm awful, I wonder if he's just gonna "let it soak" in jail bwaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteOkay, Drita -
ReplyDeletePolishing the Prophet
Choking the Dickens Out
Keeping the Faith
Flocking the Sheep
Playing the Instrument of Salvation
Punching His Ticket to Heaven
Orbiting His Planet
OMGosh, you two are tooo funny!
ReplyDeleteLet me see.
Snowflake, I am still laughing out loud!!!
Oinking the Organ
Beating the Bishop
Rockin' the Rocket
Sacrificing the Garment
Crankin the Covenant
Tappin Texas!
Pat the Robertson
ReplyDeleteMilkywaying
Killing the Beast
Knocking to Kolob
Pat the Robertson? OMG - Now THAT is classic!
ReplyDeleteOh, my, why your embarrassing a southern gentleman like myself.......sorry lost my train of thoughtXD
ReplyDeleteAssault the Allreds
ReplyDeleteRoutin' for the Yankees
Masonic Secret Self Handshake
White Water Wristing
Surprised no one suggested:
ReplyDeleteBleeding the Beast
Keeping it Sweet
One-Man Rule
ALL GOOD ONES!!!!!! hahahahahahahhaha Bleeding the beast!
ReplyDeleteOMg, how could I add to this, you guys are so much fun!
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