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Saturday, March 30, 2013

SWB...Iconic Fun.. Sister Wives Games... Easter Kody Hare

Happy Easter Everyone!!!
We hope the weekend is fun and safe for all!



Now isn't that CUTE!!!!!

 ICONIC Ornaments blast from Christmas past!!




Love these Jammies!



But Wait, it's Easter time! What a Hot Bunny, I wonder if he throws his ears around often and uses Rogaine! Tw had replaced the first one, but I thought they were so cute, I'm posting both:



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Random Childhood Games morphed into Sister Wives Games:
 
Duck Duck Goose....They could play "Sister Sister Wife" to see who was the special chosen on of the night! Can you see Christine squealing if she won? Schmuck Schmuck Kaduce.. Stage Struck Zeus...

Or how about a game of Hide and Seek... Sister and Seek...Sister Sneak...Abide the Old Antique.....Curbside Geek...Dried and Bleak... Running Shoes and Breakthroughs....

Hokey Pokey....Baldy Beanie...  Robyn can't play the Hokey Pokey. She might get lost turning herself around and end up in her old HOME STATE of Yoming. 

Kick the Can... When Kodster's been a bad boy, Kick the Kody or *gasp* Kick the Car?  Buzz and Britches?

Dodgeball...Cattlecall....Kody Brown Recall...Dogma Drawl

Red Rover... Disrobes Nightmares...Homestead Hover, Proselyting' Uprising...


Red Light, Green Light... See who can get to Kody first! Yipee! Validate Filtrate, Validate Deadweight.

Mother May I? Boy, now this game could turn into a real nightmare for the kids, don't ya think? Somehow, Meri would be boss, Robyn giving the Teens the yeah or neigh.

Marco Polo....Kody Aglow...Meri Mean-o, Dingo Dummies, Polig Escrow, 4th Night Widow, Cold Sore Solo, Kody Kongo..... 

Blind Man's Bluff... Meri's Huff, Kody's Handcuff, Brown Foodstuff, Robyn's Ruff...Entwined Man's Mischief 

Seven Up....Kody Backup, Bad Makeup, Green Goo Hyssup, Baseman Worship, Bankruptcy Blowup, Serendipity Stickup

Freeze Dance....Cooties Expanse, Flunkies Finance, Phonies Prance, Cold Sore France

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Open Discussion Area:
Open for discussion of anything our wonderful posters care to comment on! ONE exception...Aqua Dress and Black Tights. My eyes might burn out of my head if we discuss it anymore! (Just Kidding) Let's call a spade a spade: Fugly. My French for * ugly. Can someone can get Joan Rivers to do a video of her thoughts on it and send it in? Have a wonderful weekend and discuss amongst yourselves, I'm all kerplent over the little cape, batman wrap sweater, cause modest is hottest! 

I make a DARE SWBloggers: I know we have some creative folks out in SWBloggerville.
Do your Best Joan Rivers Fashion Police imitation, or just be your own hysterical "police" guest speaker reviewing Meri's and or Robyn's outfits from Cynical Jinx's great posts.
Make a short video! Send it in! Just a short parody, dress yourself up! WE'D LOVE THAT! Double Dare! **Remember, we don't use your real names ever


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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Off Topic Tuesday...Discussion page 2

Remember that this is the Off Topic Discussion area...This is where you can discuss ANY topic within SWB guidelines!





UPDATE!!!!

Okay, seems like we got some eagle eyed peeps who don't agree with my first assessment... That's kool (sorry DJ !!)

So being that I can't just jump on the next flight to Vegas, rent a car and drive to the cuddle sac, I did the next best thing.

Yep, I fired up Google Maps!!

Take a long hard look at the scenery in the picture above...

Now study the pictures below (courtesy Google Maps)


WEST of the cuddlesac

NORTH of the cuddlesac











Your challenge is to decide:

1) Which view best represents Janelle's photo (WEST or NORTH view)

2) Is the pool Janelle's or someone elses

Let's have some fun with this!! Good Luck!!

Alrighty then. My original conclusion was....WRONG. Here's the background on how I came to my NEW and IMPROVED conclusion...

Something about the tweet picture just didn't make sense...and it was THE BRICK FENCE GOING LEFT TO RIGHT!

You see, if that was Janelle's house, that fence would be separating her house from Christine - totally contrary to the backyards all being connected requirement set by Kody.

So before I went to Google maps, I wrote down 4 things to look for:

1. the mountain in the background
2. the clump of thick green trees 
3. the utility poles near those trees
4. the unusual brick fence running left to right



Once I checked out Google Maps, I realized it was still possible the pool was located in the gated cul de sac, but that it most definitely was not located at any of the Brown's McMansions!

The view is North, there's a brick fence on the west (left) side and the North side. This house must be located in the Northwest corner of the gated cul de sac at a neighbor's house.

Once I got on Google Map, I could account for all 4 of the items I had to find to support my conclusion.


Finally, that brick fence (4) could be seen in this Google map view:


Which would correspond to this property:


As Juan Martinez will say (hopefully soon) I rest my case...

Wait Wait!! Just one more thing!

I noticed that there are people responding to Janelle's tweet, but the conversations are not showing on her tweet account (at least not for me). If you put her twitter name  @JanelleBrown117 in the search box, when the results come up, click on Tweets: All and you'll see those comments (scroll down).  

From what I can tell of those comments, fans have put 2 and 2 together and now realize (well, some of them) that the Browns did get those McMansions. Of course, Janelle has taken the stance of IGNORING the comments, like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand. This might work with Kody, but maybe she should have been a little more careful and just zoomed in on the kids in the pool.

 Looks like the Arias trial in Phoenix AZ has been cancelled for the day (Wednesday 3/27).

No information why the cancellation, just that "Court will be unable to proceed today". Short and sweet. I did hear one of the HLN reporters saying that Jodi's female attorney made a point of saying to one of the Sheriff deputies "Make sure she takes her medication!" after an earlier hearing (on a court related matter but before a different judge) had finished.



Apparently, court was cancelled due to Arias suffering from a migraine headache,  which could explain why her attorney made that statement. Also, a family friend is claiming Arias is being awakened on court days way too early, at 1 or 2 AM.

Sheriff Joe (Arpaio) disputes that, saying to a HLN reporter that Arias is awakened at 4 or 5 AM, fed half her breakfast, then bused to the courthouse. She is allowed by the county jail to eat the rest of her breakfast for lunch. Her dinner meal is served around 6 PM back at the jail. Her meals total 2600 calories per day, but she could be allowed more calories if needed.


On a lighter note, I found a picture of a Vegas personality (Coco Austin) wearing a 'bandage' dress very similar to Meri's.

Photos from Vegas Kool

As you can see, it does takes a certain body type and attitude to rock that dress! Having a svelte waistline helps, too.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Off Topic Tuesday 3/26/13

Last Saturday, the Browns tweeted their fans pictures of themselves having fun at a Vegas nightclub, cheering on their newest Vegas "galpal" . Meri then tweeted fans that she, along with hubby Kody and sister wife Christine, was traveling hundreds of miles south to the fair city of Phoenix for a Health and Fitness Expo.

I want to go home!!
That trip to Phoenix was to hawk their glow in the dark diet supplement drink, but instead of a convention center with nice flooring and color coordinated painted walls, the Browns found themselves in a less than plush exhibition hall best suited for animals at the Fairgrounds. In fact, that's exactly what the exhibition building is used for during the county fair - to exhibit prize farm animals. Let's hope the sawdust and straw was swept from the cement floors before they arrived to setup their booth.

It must have been humiliating for Kody and half of his Kodettes to have to suffer the indignities of that building. Oh, did I mention it's cooled with evaporative coolers?

I'm not surprised that the Browns didn't tweet any cell phone pictures, however, I DID find a picture of Meri and Christine looking a little bit shiny inside the building. Is that a huge tire in the background? I can't wait until Meri posts pictures from Phoenix...but for some reason I don't think that's gonna happen. After all, that building just doesn't fit their new Vegas 'celebrity' status (including 4 McMansions).

Christine and Meri looking Shiny


Let's hope they take up THIS new friend's offer and  make an appearance at the Women's Expo in August. It's going to be at the Phoenix Convention Center - as you can see, a much nicer venue. And it has better climate control.

Phoenix Convention Center


as compared to 


The Exhibition Building at the Arizona State Fairgrounds



Back on the Vegas homefront, Robyn took the opportunity to tweet about how tall Dayton is getting on Sunday morning.


But by Monday, she's strangely philosophical.


Of course the cynic in me thinks she tweeted this after a little confrontation with the Kodster when he got home from Phoenix...

Robyn: (Sees Kody's car arrive across the street at Christine's house. Runs to car and hugs Kody as he tries to get out. Completely ignores Meri and Christine who's struggling to get her luggage by herself)

Oh honey, I'm so glad you're back! The kids are playing at Janelle's...they will be so excited to see you! We can have a quickie and by the time the kids are back we can have dinner!  I made your favorite foods, too!

Kody: (blank stare while extricating himself from her bear hug)

Ahhhhh....We ate way too much this weekend in Phoenix. I'll just get a snack  at Meri's...I promised to help her finish unloading the car and I need peace and quiet...I mean...I need to discuss business with her tonight. Maybe next rotation...I mean...next time... (flips hair and hurries to get back into the car. As Meri's garage door lifts, Kody quickly drives his car into the garage and disappears from view as the garage door closes )

Christine: (to Robyn as she slowly walks across the street back to her McMansion) Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
(Christine laughs manically as she slams her front door shut)


And then we see this tweet from Meri...boy, I wish I was a fly on the wall of those McMansions!!


But wait, here's a tweet from Kody. For some reason I get a real skeevy feeling about him being like 100 years old and still making babies. Eeeeeewwwww!!! And he's responding to a Papa Joe tweet, too! Double eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!


While Kody ponders old age babymaking in Phoenix,  Janelle tweets about enjoying the night out with their booking manager...hmmmmm...

What, no pictures Janelle?

If you want to see some more pictures of the Browns out on the town having more fun than they could ever have in dull ole Lehi, try these links (not for the faint hearted)

Picture One

Picture Two   (Notice how Robyn is hanging onto Kody!)

Picture Three  (Robyn still won't let Kody go!)



Okay, we come to the beginning of another week of the Arias trial. At least there is a new expert witness, but what's up with Jody dressing like her attorney...again?




This just in. In spite of claiming to not have enough money for a cement pad to be poured in her backyard, Janelle tweets a picture of ... you better sit down... HER NEW CEMENT POND oops POOL !!

Guess we just can't believe anything we see on their show! Now Janelle, did you and the kids put in that  huge pool  by yourself?? Or did Kody help you?



UPDATE!!!!

Okay, seems like we got some eagle eyed peeps who don't agree with my assessment... That's kool (sorry DJ !!)

So being that I can't just jump on the next flight to Vegas, rent a car and drive to the cuddle sac, I did the next best thing.

Yep, I fired up Google Maps!!

Take a long hard look at the scenery in the picture above...

Now study the pictures below (courtesy Google Maps)


WEST of the cuddlesac

NORTH of the cuddlesac











Your challenge is to decide:

1) Which view best represents Janelle's photo (WEST or NORTH view)

2) Is the pool Janelle's or someone elses

Let's have some fun with this!! Good Luck!!

Allrighty then. Here's the background how I've come to my conclusion...

Something about the tweet picture just didn't make sense...and it was THE BRICK FENCE GOING LEFT TO RIGHT!

You see, if that was Janelle's house, that fence would be separating her house from Christine - totally contrary to the backyards all being connected requirement set by Kody.

So before I went to Google maps, I wrote down 4 things to look for:

1. the mountain in the background
2. the clump of thick green trees 
3. the utility poles near those trees
4. the unusual brick fence running left to right



Once I checked out Google Maps, I realized it was still possible the pool was located in the gated cul de sac, but that it most definitely was not located at any of the Brown's McMansions!

The view is North, there's a brick fence on the west (left) side and the North side. This house must be located in the Northwest corner of the gated cul de sac at a neighbor's house.

Once I got on Google Map, I could account for all 4 of the items I had to find to support my conclusion.


Finally, that brick fence (4) could be seen in this Google map view:


Which would correspond to this property:


As Juan Martinez will say (hopefully soon) I rest my case...

Wait Wait!! Just one more thing!

I noticed that there are people responding to Janelle's tweet, but the conversations are not showing on her tweet account (at least not for me). If you put her twitter name  @JanelleBrown117 in the search box, when the results come up, click on Tweets: All and you'll see those comments (scroll down).  



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Off Topic Tuesday ...Discussion Page 2

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Off Topic Saturday 3/23/13

Okay, looks like you guys are eager to dish about the latest picture of Kody and Krew. So here it is...



Remember when Meri tweeted about needing a girlfriend to paint the town red with while the Kodster was away? Well, the lady in Red is the person who answered her tweet, and it looks like she came through with her offer of a good time. I will refrain from commenting on Meri's outfit (jeez louise) but  standing sideways is always slimming. But girlfriend, that is one hot mess of an outfit (OK, I just couldn't resist. Mister Sister, do you agree?) It looks like she's wrapped up in turquoise bandages. The question is, Why?

Glad to see Robyn didn't get rid of her short jackets. And holy moly, what the HE double hockey sticks kind of satin jacket is Kody wearing? Looks like he bought it at yard sale for Liberace memorabilia - and the thing is wrinkled and needs alterations!

Kody, please stay away from double breasted satin jackets! YIKES!!

Janelle is looking casual in all black, and I think I can see some weight loss going on (good for her!)  Christine looks nice, too.


You know, I don't think I've ever seen so many pictures of Truely before. King Sol is cute, but there is something endearing about Truely. Let's take a look...



Oh yeah, Truely's gonna be wearing those markers in about 3 minutes !!!



















Just like her brother King Sol, Truely has many moods, too !!

While I'm on the topic of bonus children, Maddie tweeted a picture of Hunter and Logan that was a bit on the risque side. I've decided to show it on SWB, but have made it more acceptable.
Remember boys, Modest is Hottest!!


For some reason, those figure hugging tops look pretty darn good on those guys, don't you agree?


Looks like Meri is sitting this one out. Janelle and Christine look like they are having fun with the Lady in Red. Who's the dude playing the fiddle?

Enough with the Brown Klowns, what's been happening in the Jodi Arias trial?

Wednesday, a court room spectator lost her cookies when returning from the afternoon break, necessitating the Judge to recess court until Thursday morning. I decided to take a cue from the spectator and took a break from the trial until late Thursday afternoon.

So what were the news anchors discussing when I finally tuned in? Well, here's a picture...



Apparently, Arias flipped the bird while listening to a less than complimentary juror question being read by the judge. I don't think it was the question that asked Arias' expert witness if PTSD could be caused by a bad haircut. Now that is the hand with the broken ring finger, but try as I might, I cannot just casually make my middle finger stand out like that.


And before I forget, Kody, Meri AND Christine traveled to the Valley of the Sun on Friday to take part in a Health Expo hawking that green koolaid of theirs. Meri sent out this tweet to her adoring fans...

Now, when has Kody and Meri ever travel on 'business' with Christine? Seriously, where is Robyn? And how long will it take for her to tweet one of her woe is me tweets? Sounds like Meri is actually having fun, too!

I've been checking the weather reports cuz I think hell must be freezing over...

But you know what? When it comes to meet and greet fan notification, Honey Boo Boo's mom has Meri beat by a mile. This was on the TLC official Honey Boo Boo facebook page. Buy some Girl Scout cookies or make a donation for the animal shelter and meet Honey Boo Boo and fam. What a difference from the LIV/MSWC  requests to fill Kody and his Kodettes pockets spiel.  Hey Brown Klan, take lessons from Honey Boo Boo's mom on how to appreciate your fan base!






Remember, you are free to discuss almost anything Off Topic here...Just be sure it's within SWB guidelines!


Please continue the discussion on the Off Topic Tuesday here:

Off Topic Tuesday 3/26/13















What Would You Do?





Forced into Polygamy: Would you intervene? This is an older clip but well worth watching. Now that we know so much more, what would you do?




Thursday, March 21, 2013

Brown Family Mission Statement

Brown Family Mission Statement


They've taken the advice of Big Pappa Joe, but will they follow through?
Of course this is all in fun, but what would your Mission Statement be for the Browns.

Mine would be more of a list for Kody Brown.
In my head it look like a blackboard, where he has to write out sentences.

1. I will keep my hands and feet to myself.
2. I will respect others.
3. I will take turns and share with my family.
4. I will put the needs of my family over my wants.
5. I will get a real job, spend less and save more.
6. I will remember to be a HUMBLE servant of my religious beliefs, and promise to never yell out "we're polygamists!" again like it's a High School sports team. 
7. My hair will take a backseat to my children's' needs and airtime.
8. I will quit alternating between blaming others for my families disorganization and squawking that you want to bark orders and be obeyed. Be the head of the family, and mature about it.
9. I will behave as well as my children do. And remember to be thankful for the children I have-and spend more time with them.
10.  Quite simply, I will grow up or change TV shows and put on a Peter Pan outfit.

If Kody would change his behavior, the entire dynamics of the family would greatly benefit. After all, he is the HEAD of the family, planet, universe.....at least in his eyes.

For Meri I have basically on point to make.  If your family is your mission, remember this, Meri. Repeat after me:
I will remember I wanted to follow the polygamist religion of my family, and could have had Kody one way or the other. I chose this path. I wanted this path and talked Kody into it. Kody would have married me and also stayed in the LDS. I CHOSE this, I will treat the other women like I should. I will also quit spending money on ridiculous things and save for the children of this family. Walk the Walk.


I will now start behaving like an adult and follow the simple rules of kindergarten.



Meri, you seem to be in the orange or red all the time! Turn that frown upside down!



What would your Brown Family Mission Statement Be? 


Saturday, March 16, 2013

I Scour the Internet: The St Patrick's Day Edition 3/17/13

What a busy busy week this has been!

But first, let's all say Happy Birthday to the Brown's newest 'adult', Aspyn Brown!

Yes, Aspyn celebrated her 18th birthday a few days ago, so of course there were plenty of birthday wishes from her Mom and Dad. Wait, did I miss Robyn's birthday greeting? Oh well, maybe she sent a private tweet (go figure).

So I know you all are asking how the Birthday Girl celebrated, aren't you?

Did she book a Carnival cruise to the Caribbean? Nope...(She's way too smart to do that!)

Did she show off a fantastic birthday gift from ole Mom? (Well, I think she liked it.)

All right, did the Birthday Girl get anything for her Birthday she really really liked?

Why, of course she did! Aspyn's going to DISNEYLAND, where else? Although now that she's an 'adult' maybe she will broaden her horizons to include  Disney World and a couple of week vacations on a Disney Cruise ship...perhaps?

So let's check out some of her tweets, shall we?

First, we have the obligatory tweets from her parents...

Oops!! Looks like Christine's auto complete went a bit crazy...or maybe Christine really meant to say between...who knows?
















Ah, how cute Kody! Bet you say that to all the girls!

And look what Christine gave Aspyn!! I think Aspyn was impressed! But those milk-chocolate dipped strawberries look a little...strange...but it's the thought that counts, right?

 
 
Now that she's eighteen, looks like Aspyn has gone full tilt boogie towards hedonism Las Vegas style... 



 
 

Leave it to Kody to put a damper on Aspyn's style by mentioning he has a gun...Sorry, but the idea that Kody Brown has access to lethal weapons still makes me a bit ill. So I will assume he means in terms of a "shotgun wedding" which still doesn't bode well considering his stance that his children must remain chaste and modest and most certainly will NOT have sex before marriage...Frankly, I think the fact that she possesses half of Kody's genes should scare any intelligent suitor away.

And what exactly does Mariah's quote "I can legally date any age now" means? Now, I'm thinking she's quoting Aspyn, but considering their religion, that kind of statement can come across in the wrong way. So is she saying Aspyn no longer has to date men her age, that she's now old enough to date older men? (It took a lot of effort for me not to say old men). Guess we will never know for sure...but all of this 'kind' of talk is...well...weird.

But enough serious stuff! Let's see some pictures of Truely!!


And black markers at that! I just hope it's the washable kind and not a permanent Sharpie! And it's always nice to see Kody acknowledging Truely, but isn't she THREE years old yet? Something tells me he knows Sol's exact age. I'm sure Robyn wouldn't let him forget it.

And of course there's always the obligatory Truely in the car shot....this time she's on her way to Disneyland! The cynic in me says this picture was not taken in the cul-de-sac, however. Whose house has an arch?



Okay, enough with the birthday and Truely pictures...It's time to get jiggy with the rest of the Kody Brown Klan...

Let me check my notes... Oh yes. You know, that 'iconic' Christmas ornament that MSWC is selling? Well, I've decided to start an ornament watch.

On March 4th, there were 138 ornaments left.
As of March 16th, there are 124 ornaments left.

That would be (flipping the beads on my abacus) 14 ornaments sold in 12 days...I tell you, those ornaments are FLYING off the shelves! With that kind of business savvy, no wonder they waited until 10 days to St Paddy's day to put their "Charmed" overpriced necklace in the store. Bet that one is flying off the shelves, too!

Robyn and Meri, it's time you girls start looking for real jobs, OK?

On the topic of Meri, on March 3rd, she tweeted:


Okay everybody, let's all say this in unison: Why are you tweeting for a girlfriend to have fun with, isn't that a perk of having sister wives?

Now, she did get an offer from a 'fan'...who also tweeted that twit Kody, apparently. All I'm going to say is it looks to me like Kody and Meri are now dredging Las Vegas "society" for freebies their 'normal' fans can not provide...you know, like free tickets to shows and stuff. And after they went to the Ballet and all, this is the best they can do? Well, like that saying goes, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear! Or ears...

(PS, to see what I'm talking about, just click ALL next to replies and scroll down to March 7...)

On the subject of freebies, looks like the Brown's booking manager has come through again...look who was at the recent NASCAR race in Vegas...


Thank goodness Robyn also twatted the url for NASCAR so all us cynics could see it was legit. Whatever...Bet Hunter was excited...where were the boys, anyway? And who was babysitting Baby Sol?



And how nice to take a pic of the parking lot, oops, the "awesome sunset". So I guess this means Kody and Robyn were not invited to any infield VIP parties...You know, I'm really surprised they didn't crash some of those picnics. I can hear Kody now..."Hi, I'm Kody Brown and I'm a polygamist. I have four wives and Robyn here is my number four. I'd introduce my sons but I don't remember their names, but that's not important because I'm hungry and I love to share. Your food is my food so GIVE ME SOME! You got any Mock Tapioca?"

But you know, this wouldn't be complete without Robyn tweeting about little King Sol...



Alrighty then. Robyn did tweet 3 more pictures of the many moods of Sol, but unlike his mama, I think one picture of Sol is quite enough. And apparently, the little tyke is still keeping Mommy awake at night...


Guess her ewok-sitting sister has left the McMansion.

Moving on, we find out that Janelle and Kody celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary...Isn't it a coincidence that while Janelle and Kody were celebrating, Meri was tweeting for a girlfriend to go out with. And Robyn was mysteriously silent. But it still looks like Robyn has rubbed off on Meri!


Normally, Janelle gets business type celebrations. Now Kody is giving her sun, steak and a Cirque du Soleil show at the Mirage?

Hmmm....I think he's buttering up #2 for some reason. Then again, since Janelle now has a job, I bet SHE had to pay!

That's all for now, and remember....I Scour the Internet So You Don't Have To !!

Happy St Patrick's Day!