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Sunday, September 8, 2013

2 - Sister Wives "A Wife Decides" Spoilers, Gossip! s04e08 or s06e08

Meet Kody Brown!

See Kody Smile!

See Kody's dramatic sad face! Those acting chops!

See Kody Ready to run!

You think I'm joking? SWB friend and poster "Occupy the Cuddle-Sac" found "Kody Brown" in a petfinder. We are happy to say that  both Kody Browns' have a new home! (Although we're happier for the dog!)

Kody burns the bag he traveled with here and there to each of the women's homes tonight. 
I already have an issue. Unless this thing stinks to high heaven or is beaten to a pulp, couldn't they pass the bag down for SOME use in a clan of 17 kids?  A Barbie doll carrier? Younger son's gym clothes? OOPS,I was thinking like a logical parent. 


"Occupy the Cuddle-Sac" wrote our new theme song!

"4/6 SWB Theme Song"

Teardrops on carpets and drama  ‘bout  kitchens

Bright spots of bald head and wives that are witches

Brown family finances hanging by strings

These are a few of my favorite things.



Cream colored houses and black pleather couches

Cuddle-sac jogging and in-fighting grouches

Women keep too sweet and men reign like kings

These are a few of my favorite things

Joolry and wet bars and sharing their cookies
Moved to Las Vegas with showgirls and bookies
Dissed all the rentals, left Lehi behind
Run Janelle run while you still have your mind



Sons that are dead to him, daughters immodest

Scoping out wife number five that is hottest

Ones that show cleavage he thinks of as sluts

But, then we knew starting out he was nuts



When the show stinks

When it’s flashbacks

When they make me mad

I simply log on to my Sister Wives Blog
and then I don’t feel so bad

Is that great or what? #SWBwinner!s
Thanks to Occupy the Cuddle Sac for all the hard work you have done this weekend - you've been a wonderful addition to SWB! 

Meet our Kody Brown!
*Don't forget to vote at the right!
*We love out pets. If you or someone you know would love to share their home, please visit other pets like Kody: http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/24192464
* Not Familiar with the song? It's from "The Sound of Music" titled "My Favorite Things" you can hear it here at: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du6wiLRgm8o 
*Twisted Sister did the artwork~!

Sister Wives "A Wife Decides" e08, tonight! 

208 comments:

  1. Very cool stuff on here! Thanks, I love it!

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    1. I agree LOVE the pics and stuff. Hilarious and great!!

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  2. Going to Red Rock Canyon to discuss the fertility issue.

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    1. Thank you too Funky, I can't keep up with all I do on this end! I appreciate your help!!


      They are having a picnic too

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  3. Seriously? He had to make the comment that he'd been there with another woman? What a douchebag!

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    1. Yeah, tacky or what? Even as a joke, come on!

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  4. LMAO! That pic of Kody with the dresson.

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    1. The pics on here alone are killing me! So so funny!!!

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    2. "The Hills are aliiiiive with the sound of Ko-ody..." LOL! Great pic of him :)

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  5. Wait a minute, Kody said carrying this child, he is talking like she'd have one. Maybe they gave him the wrong script!!

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    1. I thought so too. Must rewatch

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    2. A. Why is it Mariah decision, I do not get that, but come on he has asked how many times? The family can't afford schooling, how they can afford 4 new homes is questionable and Meri wants to go through fertility tests at her age now!

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  6. I would DO it... is Kody's answer to Meri. If God did it. Basically is what he said. No burning in his gut. Wow.

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  7. What is going on folks? I can't watch tonight!

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    1. Meri said she'd go talk to the doctor to find out what she'd need to do to have a child while Kody says he's going to "check himself" to make sure he's not copping out.

      Now he says we should sit on the NO for a little while. Meri said she was shocked and felt sad when Kody said that. Now she feels Kody and her are in a different place than Kody and all the other wives. She has to find out what her place is.

      Meri says let's think on this. Kody says let's think on the NO.

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    2. Meanwhile, we're all beating our heads against the wall...

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    3. Why did she wait so long to discuss this if she was planning on doing it? I don't get this lady, she is a drama queen. I feel like if he had said yes I want you to go through fertility and have another one she would say I was thinking no that I am done and happy with one...he says no and she wanted to hear yes. Their whole lifestyle seems like it is one big mind game, full of constant manipulation. She doesn't know what her role is now? Did she not think about this before? She's been married to the guy for 20 plus years. Her kid is 18, she knew she'd been going away. She acts like this empty nestness is new, like it was sprung on her. Even if she does through fertility it doesn't mean it will work, the clock has been ticking for all of this time. He asked her three years ago in Mexico on this show and she said no what would be the point. Was that just her playing an emotional mind game with him? Like you don't care you have other wives, expecting him to kiss her ass and thank her for being a plyg? I don't get these people. They don't seem happy, their life feels like a big mess, constant competition, constant therapy, negotiations over silly things. Oh and the preview for next week where She Rah comes out and Robyn grits her teeth and says "don't make me a victim" after she has gone on and on ad nauseum about how she was a victim, has she forgotten her stolen purity speech? I really want TLC to get rid of the Brown's, some other plyg family can bring in better ratings...

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  8. Kody: "Is it gonna bother you if I've ever been here with another woman before?"

    Honest to the Greek gods .... can this man every conjure up a comment suitable for his age and his (supposed) adult role in the family? He always sounds like that dumb kid in 7th grade trying to get attention.

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  9. Oh gawd he was running across the cuddle sack again...

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    1. I thought it was a cute scene, of the houses not the kodster.

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  10. OMG his HAIR is AWFUL in the shots on the couch here. PLEASE get a shot of this!

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  11. Why is Meri whining about Kody making a decision when she's been waffling on it for some time now? SHEESH!

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  12. Meri: I felt shocked and sad Kody doesnt want to have one

    What did I miss? I thought she didn't want to.

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    1. She basically doesn't want to tell Mariah that she doesn't want another child. Kody's reasons make sense to her but now she's sad because it's done, she's not having another child.

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    2. I think that Meri wanted Kody to tell her YES, I want another baby with YOU! Y-O-U!

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    3. I agree!! Now she is worried about Mariah--who is going to college. Meri acts like her daughter is 10 years of age.

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    4. Hello again friends, I can say HONESTLY, my heart is broke for Meri!! I wrote last week and said I thought Kody should get the ALL the footage shot, aired or not and go somewhere alone and watch it all by himself. then he might understand his wives a little better. However, tonight I felt so bad for meri, and quite frankly angry at kody. For the last year he has pushed meri nonstop about "HER" decision if she wanted to try again. Sometimes I literally cried, I felt the pain and emptiness she felt. I recall a episode where she broke down crying and he said he understood, she implied she didn't think he did. Of course she was left in that state ALONE.... cause it wasn't her night. So she end's up promising a decision the first of the year. Bringing us to tonight's episode. After getting out of the car, BEFORE their discussion, he tells the cameraman, "I just don't feel it", basically saying no. So, then he goes up to meri, she wants to talk to the doctor. And what does kody do but shoot it down. If he'd been man enough to say that a year ago... Meri wouldn't of lived in restless agony about this for a entire year! Meri has had to deal with Mariah wanting this so badly for a year also. Now, I DO UNDERSTAND leaving this up to our Father God. I did. But that's not the issue here. The issue is Meri's pain could of been minimized by kodi, a year ago saying, "let's leave the decision up to God. That would of put a calm over the storm of mother and daughter. Truth be told, from the beginning of this show, I prayed God would intervene and give Meri another child. But once robyn was brought into the decision, everything changed! Be sure that when meri went to speak with robyn, she already knew. It's not fair, and I pray for your strength.

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    5. i feel the same way.

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    6. Meri? Is that you posting on the SWB?

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  13. Are we to believe that during all this time, they've never had this conversation ... until now? Seems to me this is prettttyyyyy basic.

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  14. Oh come on...Meri's wants to talk to a Dr?????? Give me a break...what has she been "thinking" for 2years?????

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    1. Didn't she talk to a doctor before? I think there was an episode about it??? I wish I knew why the Browns both confuse and anger me simultaneously.

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    2. That's why I love to come here, wait - the song above says it all!

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  15. Good grief this actually makes me feel sad for Meri. I feel like Kody is copping out and saying NO without saying the actual word NO.

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  16. Believe you me, he did that so she wouldn't look like the selfish pig she is.

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    1. That's exactly what I was thinking, that Kody was saying no so that Meri doesn't have to say it, again...So that Meri doesn't look like the selfish wet bar loving Mama she is. Good golly, no one should have children if they don't want to, but it's her own decision, OWN it. It should be ok either way.

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  17. So they are saying no, but yet they are thinking about it? Say whaaaat?

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    1. Typical Brown behavior, a will she or won't she scenario. And of course, she gets better P.R.

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  18. Kody's lovey dovey tweet to Janel;e seems so fake. You know that he's probably doing these public displays to counteract the criticism he's received for treating Janelle as just a buddy. And if he's really digging her now - it just shows what a shallow twerp he is for not appreciating her before she lost a little weight.

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    1. Maybe jenelle's more into him. Morbid obesity is hell on hormones. She's lost enough weight that she is probably signifjcantly randier than she was.

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    2. That does happen, happened to me.

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  19. Meri wants to have more tests? that ship has sailed, sweetheart. Your fertility is done. You should have had tests done 10-15 years ago. But of course you didn't have the TLC gravytrain then.

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    1. Whoa there Anonymous 9:53. Meggie sorta has a point. The woman suffered from secondary infertility right after Mariah..she should have been checking out options many bankruptcies ago. This is another "plot line" so Meri and Kootchie can cut the crap.

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    2. Agreed @kelly.

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    3. Also nodding head in agreement. Meri's babymaking is a sad plot line. End it already Brown's. Yawn...

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  20. I kind of feel sorry for Meri.

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    1. That was her plan. She is a manipulative person. She puts it on Kody so that people will feel sorry for her and forget her ungodly selfishness with the wetbar, etc.

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    2. Amen Bunz! It's all smoke and mirrors with this gang of carnies. Let the games begin round four.

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  21. What the heck. Kody pressures Meri for years, and now the time has come for her to decide about IVF, and he says no. Meri did tell Robyn no thank you in the first episode, she said she'd do IVF if she decided to try for it.

    What a jerk.

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    1. You took the words right out of my mouth! He makes her the bad guy for not deciding all this time and then decides to say no...of course, he has Robyn ready to give him another prince! Now, I don't think she should even try for another baby (Meri). She does not need the emotional and physical toll tests and fertility drugs take on her mind, body, heart and soul. I got my twins that way and never looked back. I thanked God for what he gave me and did not get back on that rollercoaster...chasing twins is another rollercoaster ride! Meri should enjoy the children her lifestyle affords. May God bless her with a full heart for all her stepkids.

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    2. I couldn't agree more!! After all, kody said at the end,"the great thing about being a woman is she can change her mind a million times, and i'm gonna say, I like it that way. Well obviously not!!!!! Whose NOT going to see the fertility doctor?
      Better yet, who do you think will end up pregnant ASAP? The first 3 choices, opps wives don't count!!















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  22. Kody says no...now Meri cries because she needs to tell Mariah "no baby"

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  23. SPOILER
    I have the SCOOP on what happened at the UNLV conference, I CAN'T WAIT to share with you all!! But that's later!!!!

    We will be hearing from some folks that were there......

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    1. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Eeeee!!! Hoping it's good and juicy!

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    3. Can't wait. You work so hard,. You are the B E S T.

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  24. "A Wife Decides"? More like her hubby decides for her.

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  25. Cody tells Meri it is ultimately her choice since it is her body...but then turns around when she talks about talking to her doctor about the possibility he said NO...say what? Where is her choice in this then...Then he said he was glad "They" came to the decision. Really Cody??? He is such a pig...what on Earth is attractive about this man to anyone seriously...I don't like Meri but come on....what a jerk.

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    1. She hadn't even gone to the Dr. What?? Also, we are going to be seeing TEARS cause Kody told her no!

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    2. She went to a doctor seasons ago, yawn. She did not act on it then. Playing the victim. Meri is always the victim. Ahem, sorry Robyn. Meri AND Robyn are always the victims... Poor sweet women, (insert eye roll).

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  26. A beautiful dog, the one pictured above. Dog lover here!

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    1. I agree...cute dog! And way more hair than the real Kody!

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  27. Meri tweeting like a dutiful and obedient wife... it's what is best. blah blah. Drink some more kool aid.

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  28. Oh, boy. The preview to next week's show actually looks good! Kolleen (who left a plyg community) confronts Sobbin and Sobbin states very clearly, "Do not put words in my mouth." Or something like that. And Kolleen said that the sister wives don't even like each other. Yep, that's what we've been saying all along!

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  29. The previews for next week... Robyn saying, "Do not make me a victim!" Ummmm Robyn, You've made yourself a victim this whole time. It's about time you tell the truth.

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  30. I think she is just sad the possibility of another is ending. Not unique to couples in their 40's. Few have the exact number they want. A surprise baby or one or two less than imagined. And it's emotional when not in TV.

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  31. Preview of next week's show--Robyn is gettin' vicious! Inneresting. . .

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    1. And Mister Sister said she has the scoop on that!! Inside info coming!

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  32. Get ready...Robyn will be pregnant before you know it and I sure wish Christine would have one too.

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    1. Please no! Christine is wonderful and her children are marvelous, but she has 6 already. She needs to get these children a little older and be able to leave and take care of them on her own.

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    2. Christine mentioned the attempted real estate again, and the fact that her kids are too young for her to be out of the house.Truely is 2 or 3, but I thought the rest of her kids were older aka didn't need babysitting.

      Anyone able to clarify on that?

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    3. Didn't Christine have serious complications with her last two pregnancies? I thought that is why she wasn't having more.

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    4. Robyn can steal or hijack the show again.

      The filming looked significantly better tonight, did it not?

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  33. Meri said she doesn't know what the 'process' is...and wants to talk to the doctor. She hasn't investigated this in ALL the time she has had? Am I the only one who thinks that if Kody had said "Yes! Let's have a baby!"....Meri would have said "No! I don't want to do that. We're fine the way things are."

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  34. We don't need the review of robyn offerring...oh crap yes they did.

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    1. oh yes they did!!!And now, Robyn is a bad actress.

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  35. WHATTTTTTTTT we will not get an answer this week!! Sobbin doesn't even shed a tear or look sad when Meri is crying her heart out to her.

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  36. Meri just said we have a pretty good close relationship. Yeah pretty good close..

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  37. Oh goody ... The sur-git flashback again

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  38. Do these people know how much ivf costs if this is the route they choose? Insuranc e does not pay

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  39. Meri is all poor me...so she is putting it on Kody.

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    1. You're right!!! I think Kody ran and told Sobbin. Jerk.

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  41. Kody and Meri's momentous moment on the rocks....

    Fingers in my ears....La, la, la, la....!!!

    All staged, all badly acted !!

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  42. Oh wow so hound mari until she says she will gi to a doctor and talk abut ivf then tell her you just don't have that burning feeling. Then tell her to let it rest on the no. What am I not understanding. Is he absolutly the creepiest guy in the world?

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  43. So Robyn and Meri are talking. Meri tells Robyn that she was going to tell Kody YES, but then he said NO.

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  44. OMG - now Meri is telling Sobbin that she wanted to start the proceedings but Kody said No.

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  45. Meri could have made the decision long ago, but passed the buck to Kody. Now she can play the guilt-free victim of his decision to not go ahead. So much better for not catching flak from Mariah because she, Meri, has decided no. So transparent and manipulative!

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    1. Meri is now officially the biggest, most cowardly twerp ever!

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  46. Oh, Meri changes her story! She wanted to say yes, but Kody said no, so she went with it??!!! I know she can get what she wants (cough - wet bar - cough).

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  47. Really Meri you raised your child with Christine and Janelle's kids, Robyn just now came into the picture. Don't act like you didn't get that opportunity just because you want to be buddy buddy with Robyn even more. She is about 10 years younger than you and doesn't need IVF. If you wanted to change your mind you should of had tests done a long time ago, you just wanted to keep getting attention from Robyn and Kody.

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  48. Meri is trying to gain sympathy with us. They figured out the storyline didn't go so well that Meri got this sappy storyline to gather sympathy.

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  49. Now why is Robyn brining the back pillow with her when she moves on the sofa to comfort Meri?

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  50. Robyn's uterus has been held hostage by Meri. LOL

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  51. Where are they at?

    Meri looks so large.

    Robyn looks like a ghost. It's Sun City! Your a plyg but you don't have to cover your face like in Saudia Arabia. Get a Tan!

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  52. Poor poor poor MERI!September 8, 2013 at 10:00 PM

    ...NOT! IT's all scripted. This is all BS.

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  53. Kody just said something stupid, like hey, she can change her mind and I like it that way, in a SEDUCTIVE TONE.

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    1. He's been a little extra creepy tonight

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  54. I just LOVE Kristyn DECKER!!


    Cool Lady, read her book!!

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    1. Now she's one truthful lady! No exaggeration with what she tells about AUB and polygamy. She has a new cersion of her book coming out soon!

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    2. Did I understand correctly. Kristyn Decker is a sister to Christine's mother. Wow!

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  55. This is hilarious: Tweet: The Grizzly Bean ‏@thegrizzlybean 50m
    @rosecolored6 @realkodybrown maybe you should have used a toaster to set the bag on fire! Lol..



    Retweeted by Christine Brown

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  56. What ring finger do the browns wear their wedding ring on? As Meri was talking to Robyn her left ring finger was empty but her right ring finger had a ring. Robin's hand was the same way.

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  57. Be sure and read this post! Cuddle Sac added Cookie to thesong, and the post is cute!

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  58. As much as I'm not a Meri fan, she has a good point. Only she is becoming an empty nester; Kody is not. Most couples go through it together.

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    1. But they're always going on about being mothers to all the children - no difference between them yada yada yada.

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  59. Crud, I'm actually sympathizing with Meri just a little bit right now. Help, help!

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    1. Meri was shown in a more sympathetic light this time. I really think we get what the producers want us to see. They manipulate our emotions shamelessly.

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  60. Can someone tell me if Meri is going to have one on her own? I can't watch the show, so the more descriptive, the better!!!!!

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    1. She told Robyn that Kody has decided No. So I doubt it. Meri tweeted that she and Kody decided IVF just wasn't for them.

      Meri Brown ‏@MeriBrown1 11m
      As tough as this decision was, its the best thing for us. @realkodybrown & I agreed that extreme measures like IVF was not for us.

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  61. I cannot wait for this panel discussion next week!

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  62. Twisted Sister, the picture is so funny.
    Cuddle Sac, you are brilliant. Glad to see you on here. Hope you write more for us to write.

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  63. Maybe Kody & Robin will make a baby & give it to Meri. That's the only way I see her having a child. She's just too old.

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    1. Now there is an idea....I see this storyline continuing. Kody saying she can change her mind again.

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  64. Meri "I'm hoping that this will be a good time for HE AND I to just kind of recreate our relationship and figure out who we are together, now."

    Message to Meri: Go to the local adult school and take an English class.

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  65. The tweet: "Meri Brown ‏@MeriBrown1 11m
    As tough as this decision was, its the best thing for us. @realkodybrown & I agreed that extreme measures like IVF was not for us."

    Extreme measures was not for us? Did Meri finish high school?

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    1. Her family were polygamists. She probably received education in the polygamy school.

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  66. Idea for post season SWB fun....

    Will there be an Plyg-Academy Awards show for best and worst actor?
    Awards for best and worst makeup? Hair? Costumes?
    Best and worst storylines?
    Best and worst supporting actors? (Hey, Mona, are listening)

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    1. LOL - Mona's gotta win best costume (for her hats) hands down!

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  67. So for those of us that can't watch, what did you guys think? Good show? What about the homes? Have they changed?

    What about Meri
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    1. I thought it was a fairly slow show. Much ado about nothing.

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    2. Doing live blog here was more entertaining than the actual episode content in my opinion.
      :)

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  68. Per a twitterer the iconic joolery site MSWC is overwhelmed right now. (Read not working yet again)

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  69. Wow, there it was ... Meri said, "Now that we're not going to have a baby, I'm wondering what value AM I to the family."
    This is how her lifestyle makes her better, hmm? Makes her feel worthless because she's not having more children. I actually feel sorry for her and her ignorance at this moment. Except that she's going to convey that defeatist-I'm-nothing-without-a-flock-of-kids sentiment to her daughter; you just know it. Sad, pathetic.

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    1. Well Meri, I became an empty nester and went back out into the work world. I made enough money that my kids did not have to get huge loans to graduate college. Try helping the family finances.

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    2. But Meri...about your value in the family....think....
      You are the only one with a wet bar. Doesn't that count for something??

      Do I sound callous about Meri? You bet!!
      If this was "real" wouldn't Kody and Orange Glo have been discussing this all along...and in private?
      Would they *really* wait to have the big conflab about *having a child* only until the mics were wired on them and the camera crew made the trak up the hill too, turning on the cameras and yelling action??!!

      Really, Meri?? Really Kody??

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    3. I know there are some women in traditional (not plyg) marriages who think this way, but I have never met one who had at least 1 child already. It makes me sad that Meri thinks that the only value a women brings to a plyg marriage is to bear children. Doesn't she feel that 17 between them is enough? Doesn't she think 17 colleges, or trade schools, or whatever, is enough? Doesn't she want the ability to travel... oh, wait, she can't do that because HE can't travel.

      Does she think that all plyg wifes have to go live in the forest as the town outcast on their own once they hit meonopause?

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    4. sorry. menopause. Sure would be nice to have an edit button.

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    5. How about getting a job to bring $ into the family? She is the only person living in a new, 5-bedroom home for God's sake! That would significantly increase her value to the family.

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  70. The tweet: "Meri Brown ‏@MeriBrown1 11m
    As tough as this decision was, its the best thing for us. @realkodybrown & I agreed that extreme measures like IVF was not for us."

    Extreme measures was not for us? Did Meri finish high school?

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  71. Meri "I'm hoping that this will be a good time for HE AND I to just kind of recreate our relationship and figure out who we are together, now."

    Message to Meri: Go to the local adult school and take an English class.

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  72. Next Week: Conference with the Brown and Kollene, Kristyn Decker, and Others. Will BE GREAT.

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  73. I think so too! Can't wait to see it. The clips, so not sure we can count on it, but the clips make it seem like fireworks went off.

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  74. Kody really is an OXYMORON !!!... Btw next week gonna be a good one!!!!

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  75. Oh my, the song in the post is so damn funny! I just have it in my head.... thanks to Cuddle Sac and Twisted Sister!!!

    This is THE BEST blog EVER!

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    1. Thanks! It's all good fun for all of us, you guys make the blog. People like TW and OTCS and others make the blog.

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  76. Mister Sister can you give us a hint about next weeks show?

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    1. Not yet! Sworn to secrecy. However, we will have an inside seat....

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  77. Love the BLOG and the laughs!!

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  78. Either Meri is getting nasty tweets or someone is reading our blog. Latest TWEET from Robyn:

    Robyn Sullivan Brown ‏@LuvgvsUwngs 6s
    Be fair ladies! @MeriBrown1 is too strong of a woman to let @realkodybrown make the decision for her. They decided together as a couple.

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    1. HAHAHA THEY ARE. I net you they come here especially with the live blogs and read. How on earth would she know otherwise? there wasn't a bunch of tweets to Meri, I just looked!

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    2. Not one tweet period to Meri. it's only been on in the East. Jump the gun there Robyn?

      They were reading. Now we know!

      Thanks for the awesome update Funky!

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    3. ooohhh good catch. Must be!

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  79. Kody says that a wife can change her mind. Did it seem like to anyone else, he was using his coochie momma voice?

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  80. Kody is the biggest douche in the world. I rage-watch sisters wives & got my cable bills worth tonight.

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    1. At least they didn't say surro gate 1000 times or review it 1000 times. I think they read this blog!!!

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  81. Kolle Starr at the conference preview

    Sister Wives hate each other.

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    1. She does!!! Funky, would you take the time to give a brief overview of how the homes looked, and also how did each wife look? I have an email with a request, and MUST taake a 5 minute break!! If you can, I'd appreciate it!! If not, cool, I will in a min.

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    2. Kind of long, hope it's ok. Thanks for asking. Twisted Sister Wife - LOVE the photos at the top, thank you *hugs*

      MS - thanks for opening this up for us! I promise to sit on my fingers more next week! *hugs* to you for sharing this site with us.

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  82. HELLO Robin your are A VICTIM... A VICTIM of YOURSELF!!

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  83. What ring finger do the browns wear their wedding ring on? As Meri was talking to Robyn her left ring finger was empty but her right ring finger had a ring. Robin's hand was the same way.

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  84. Kody is a gross pig. No wait that's an insult to pigs. How can he say no to Meri but yet he gets to have more kids with Robyn. Totally gross.

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  85. Meri Brown ‏@MeriBrown1 14m

    "@NemetzL: @MeriBrown1 your website is not working" Keep checking back. Lots of people on the site!

    SURE IT IS, what 3 people on it?

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  86. Meri really wants another baby, I think she wants Kody ask Meri have another baby. And when he said np I think she was shocked but didmt say anything. It broke her heart. Kody is closing her out. If anyone leaves it would be Meru because their goals are different now.

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  87. Meri tweets it was vulnerable talking to Robyn about the baby subject because "it's not normally a discussion I have with my sisterwives"

    Huh? She shares it on tv with everyone but has issues talking to the woman who's loaning her the uterus. Lord these people are crazy-

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  88. Funky Town found a snafu - check it out above.

    Funky TownSeptember 8, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    Good job Detective Funky Town

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  89. Quick review per Mister Sister's request:

    1. We barely saw anything of the homes except when Janelle was trying to call her kids, Kody sat down with the jewelry designers and Christine showed us the Kidville all the kids made out of her back yard.

    Seeing Kidville made me wonder why no landscaping in the back because it was all sand.

    2. Meri looked tortured and sad in my opinion, throughout most of the show because she was discussing the rent-a-womb with Kody.

    Janelle was frustrated over her lack of losing pounds although she lost 10" off her waist since she's started. She was still larger than what we've seen in recent photos, but you can see she's been making progress. She looked pretty proud of herself when she said she plans to make real estate her career!

    Christine was such a puppy dog on the couch, looking for someone to love her and say you did well Christine. She was so excited over the jewelry in the casino and seeing the mermaids (which she said she doubted they were plygs).

    Robyn was actually pretty okay! Not much crying from her, she was pretty sympathetic to Meri about the No from Kody on the baby. She looked like she was doing pretty well, healthier than she's looked in the past.

    Kody - what can we say? Running the cult-de-sac with his greasy hair trying to keep up, being pleased that his wives might be jealous over the jewelry he designed. Except for when he had the talk with Meri he was very pleased with himself!

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    1. Should have said what I saw of the homes made me think they are rather empty, not a lot of furniture, but that could be what they filmed. The home where Kody sat with the jewelry designers had an echo like there wasn't much furniture or maybe it was just that there is tile throughout.

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  90. When the show stinks

    When it’s flashbacks

    When they make me mad

    I simply log on to my Sister Wives Blog
    and then I don’t feel so bad


    THAT IS THE BEST. "Occupy the Cuddle-Sac" I hope you write more. The picture of Kody the Dog makes me think the poor thing was lucky someone took him with that name.

    Also, his natty hair looks like Kodys did tonight.

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    1. This post is even as funny as the Cookie Monster.

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  91. Tonight I had a flash back to Season 1 when Kody was going to see Robyn and her kids. Meri gave Kody this look that was so full of misery I actually cringed the first time I saw it. That is the expression I remembered clearly when Kody did his 180 on the fertility issue.

    I am sure the infertility issues have made Meri's life a living hell. I've known/helped plenty of people with fertility issues over the past few years and I know it is EXTREMELY hard to deal with. Struggling with fertilty for years only to have your husband of 20 years bring home a woman 10 years younger than you who breeds on command must have been like pouring salt on a womb.

    Most of us suspected Meri was not going to go through with surrogacy and I LOVE how she couldn't even wait to publically decline the offer... I just don't think she expected Kody to essentially change his mind. I believe Kody was fine with the idea of Robyn being the baby oven, but when Meri started talking about tests and other ideas (or stalls) he mentally crossed kids with Meri off his list.


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    1. I think Kody just decided to end the drama and move on with Robyn. I'm not sure that it was the IVF, but maybe it was. I thought it was kind of a bad way for him to phrase it, "let's think on the No." He couldn't hold her hands and say something like, "Meri I love you but I just don't know that this is the time for us to start all over." That would have been nicer.

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    2. For the first time, Kody got it right. No more children, but he should not stop at Meri, no more children period. I loved the part about "I will help as much as I can", ... it won't be much.
      Now that they are in the houses and the baby question is answered there really isnt a show anymore. Unless the guy with the five wives allows us to watch the bedroom antics including a "quint coupling" (I am unsure of the terminology) I think the plyg story has run it's course on TLC. Second shows of "hits" like Amish and Sisterwives never hold the same interest, at least with me.

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  92. Can you imagine what it would do to your psyche to feel obligated to hand your husband over to other women who can pop out children like packing peanuts, and you are not able to be part of that imperative of their "faith?" It may have twisted her, but I cannot help but feel for her. She is an empty nester, while her husband is having it all--- and more-- and more. Even on their walk and talk together, KodeBlue had to mention that he had already been there with another woman. There will always be someone else he is thinking of. What a damp shame. No wonder the tears are ever ready to flow.

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  93. In a couple years Meri will have grandchildren to play with & love. Its great I have fun with My grandchildren. We just need to hope they don't pee on her carpet.

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  94. This episode contradicts everything they say in the ridiculous opening. It doesn't make any f them better and it's certainly not awesome. I thought the whole point, okay, one of them, was working together to raise the family. It's obvious that Meri is only interested in doing that with Robyn. Damn liars.

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    1. and SWb is the best at pointing out those lies. They fake in the name of religion.

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  95. Occupy the Cuddle Sac your song is absolutely awesome!

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  96. "Damn liars."

    Yep !!!!!
    And to their credit, they are damned good at it.

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  97. Kody is only attracted to Robyn. TLC should have some really hot chick call and be interested in doing business with MSWC. Kody would fall right for it and Robyn would probably turn into She Ra. That would be some entertaining TV.

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    1. Absolutely! Bring it on. Meowwwwwwwww.....scratch....claw.....

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  98. I too want a Honey Boo Boo live blogging area. This is so much fun!

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  99. Did you notice there was not one encouraging word from any of them to Janelle. First when she said she wanted to do her own thing - if looks could kill. Then when she was talking about her frustrations with her weight loss not one "Janelle you look so good" or "Janelle you are such an inspiration".

    I hope she is socking away money and biding her time until she can make a break with her kids.

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    1. And I've never seen one. As much as she lets them have their way, ONE kind word wouldn't hurt.

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    2. Kody tweeted, but you sure didn't see him saying anything supportive during the show. Nor did any of them support her comment about real estate.

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    3. OneWifeTwoWifeRedWifeBlueWifeSeptember 8, 2013 at 10:53 PM

      yes, I dont think the sister wives are good at encouraging Janelle. Just leave this Mess Janelle! you are better then all this crap so smart, beautiful and you have the best mannered children. you are a catch.....if you left i think you could find companionship and someone that could respect you.

      FREE JANELLE!

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  100. I don't think the Browns actually understand the meaning of 'wholesale'.

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    1. No, they don't seem to understand it. They kept saying the casino would sell their wholesale jewelry.

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    2. Haha...I caught that too! No wonder Janelle wants no part of the joolery business.

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    3. I think they meant they were the wholesalers and selling it to the retailer who would then sell to public.

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    4. Agree - maybe they meant "retail". Poor things.

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  101. LOVE LOVE LOVE the song!!!! OMG best laugh of the week. Thank God for SWB!

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  102. LOVE LOVE LOVE the song!!!! OMG best laugh of the week. Thank God for SWB!

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  103. Robyn feels worthless if the others aren't invovled in the business. She feels worthless if no one else is having littles. That is why the offer to Meri. Wasn't selfless.

    Logan was in tank tops at least twice in the new homes. So much for modesty or maybe since he's 18 or 19 they let him live life?

    I thought Meri was sincere. Yep it is about her value in the Familly. Kody is having littles. So much for sharing life together. Shame on then getting the little worked up on Meri having more at 41 or older.

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  104. So to keep things here halfway easy for readers coming in later.

    The East Coast has seen the show.

    Spoilers 1 and 2 tell what all happened.

    We will keep up for everyone throughout the night, come give us your opinions!

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  105. I so missed the CUTE quick scene of the redhead, Mykelti, running into the home with a designers mannequin and it looked so cute and fun.

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  106. I am watching it for time 2. That laugh was obnoxious and played twice.

    I am more pissed watching the kids say they need more kids.

    CUTE when Janelle says.... the house eats the kids.

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  107. Two things. One, did everyone catch the comments by Gina (the new designer) that no major companies would work with the Browns? Are any of us surprised by that, because I'm not.

    Second...have you noticed the little snippets of narration by Kody or the quick couch comments that imply the adults are not getting along well now that they have moved next door to each other? Tonights' seemed to be about the different childrearing and house cleaning styles.

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