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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Exclusive! My Sisterwife's Closet Jewelry at Guilt! Pictures, Report! MSWC Jewelry, SWB

MSWC at Guilt
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"Anonymous and Daughter" has been to the shop, took pictures and shared with all of us. She saw my post hoping she'd go, and took me up on it. We thank her, and know you will enjoy her report/pictures.

Here's what she reported: 

We spoke with two of the employees, who were very nice and hospitable to us. Hope, the GM, mentioned that the MSWC merchandise didn't come into the store until last week, and that TLC was there Fri. to film it. (Does that surprise you?)  

*Note: Think you might of seen Hope on the show? Nope. The lady showing Kody and Krew around in the GUILT store was Kimiko Peterson, Director of Adv/Public Rel./ Social Media at the Silverton Hotel. Call that a grand tour!

She also said they may be have an in store meet and greet in the next couple of weeks. 

**Hope also mentioned that the real reason SW jewelry was placed in The Guilt is because they already had a business relationship with Gina's ex-husband, Michael Wilson. The story about MSW doing business with Guilt due to the fact that nobody else wanted to wasn't true.  It was because there was already a business connection with Guilt. 

Hope showed us the birthstone necklaces that he was currently marketing through The Guilt. She didn't say whether or not the pieces were moving or not, but they were getting lots of interest as a result of the show. 

I asked Anonymous and Daughter, "So tell us about the store, and does the jewelry remind you of Claire's or some other store?" 
 
The store was very similar to a gift shop version of a Claire's.  In fact, my daughter made the comment on the way home that it kind of reminded her of Claire's. Lots of "chochkies" and Las Vegas souvenirs, a candy counter, some bottles of liquor behind a locked case, travel hygiene area - razors, toothpaste, etc.  The store was pretty small, 20' X 20' at most and very crowded with lots of tables of stuff.  If you've never been into a casino gift shop, I would say it was similar to the gift shops at most airports. 

At first, we had a hard time finding MSWC merchandise, but then saw it was displayed on the glass counter near the cash register in the center of the store.  The quality of the MSWC merchandise was just like something I would expect to see at Claire's.  It probably wouldn't turn your skin green, but definitely costume jewelry. It was big and clanky and trendy looking.  I prefer more understated and contemporary jewelry myself. 

Hope mentioned was that they had negotiated to sell each piece for $1.00 less than what it is priced at on MSWC. She stated that the $1.00 less per piece was something that they negotiated with the Brown's.  We took it to mean she wanted to keep it within a certain price point to be comparable to the other items in the store.  Just want to clarify, they only carried the "budget line" and I think she said that the chain was $15.00 (not sure about the $ other pieces).  I know it's only a dollar, but for whatever reason, she felt like that was the price that would sell in the store.  One other thing that I thought was curious (and a personal pet peeve of mine) there were no prices on the pieces.  We had to ask if we wanted to know.

We want to say a huge thank you to "Anonymous and Daughter"" for this story and pics!  Exciting, yes~! Have questions for her? Ask below! She will be coming on and checking!







 




All Pictures (c) Sister Wives Blog
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**Watch or DVR ALERT! Dateline Fri Sep 13, see post below for details!

HUGE THANKS TO ANONYMOUS AND DAUGHTER! HOPE TO HEAR MORE FROM YOU! 
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    1. Love it! The concept is rather silly - who is going to wear a necklace that says BE "honest"? It reminds me of bad 80's jewelry.

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    2. @KO-TEX "BE Delusional"--hahahahahahahaha to that. BE hilarious.

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    3. Definitely getting a Signals/Wireless Catalog vibe off of it. The stuff in the clearance section you think you want, but never order, then you find the catalog a few months later and wonder, "What was I thinking?"

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  2. Thanks for the great info. I have noticed a definate shift in the direction of sisterwives blog this week and Love Love, Love it. Very informative blogs without so much snark. The blog is reporting info and leaving the snark to the fans. Thanks for all of your hard work.

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    1. Yes, there's been a huge shift. Thanks for noticing! Oh, we will never lose our snark, but reporting more is what we want to do. And with great commenters helping out, should become great!

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    2. Snark should be multiplied, NOT divided...

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    3. I find that I post more often because I don't have to decipher those stupid words that most time my old eyes couldn't read. Thanks so much for that too.

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    4. I am super excited to see the Williams family. The Browns have just become boring. Story lines have no realivance to the family anymore just about their business. It reminds me of the Rachel Zoe show, used to love it, watching the styling process and design. But the last 2 seasons became a one hour informercial for the Rachel Zoe clothing line, pieces that no middle class person could afford to buy. After the second season of that, Bravo canceled her. I see that coming with the browns. The contrived story lines are not funny or heartwarming, just more dirty looks and eye rolls between the wives.

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    5. LOVE that Lobo

      should be multiplied NOT divided hahah LOVE IT

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    6. OMG Lobotomized, that was freaking hysterical!!!!

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    7. That is exactly what I was thinking bamaview. The whole season has seemed like one long infomercial.

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    8. I have read your blog from time to time. I don't read it more often because of all the anger I perceive. I prefer this new way and will be reading the blog more often.

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    9. I try to keep it light - posters have the freedom to express themselves, as long as they follow our rules. We hope you do come back more often.

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    10. Sam Franklin and Tiger the DogSeptember 13, 2013 at 6:35 PM

      They say the Williamses and the Dargers are their friends...more like Matt Roloff or RH

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  3. BE serious...this crap is NOT going to pay for the Cookie Compound.

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    1. You mean the Kotex Kookie Kompound?? BE... KOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Be serious...this crap is NOT going to pay for the
    Cookie Compound

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    1. lol @cookie compound:)

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    2. Okay - this jewelry is not for me. But then all costume stuff is not for me. I think it is just a bit of fun for people to buy and wear for a season. Lots of people do that - that is what costume stuff is for. I don't see anything wrong with it.

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    3. Yes I agree it is cheap costume stuff. But I can remember back to the 60's when we wore great gobs of plastic earings for goodness sake! It wasn't serious, just fun and you had 10 pairs on your earring hanger on your dresser.

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  5. Not my kind of jewelry at ALL (seriously? Who wears a charm saying BE HONEST and the like??) I do think they are getting the hang of this marketing stuff. However I personally appreciate goods to be priced when I am shopping. Unless it is something that really piques my interest I cannot be bothered to ask a sales clerk and face the whole spiel. Put prices on goods people!

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    1. I have never seen their jewelry before. Honestly, it is not all that bad. It is about the same as other jewelry out there. I am not big into costume jewelry, I would rather buy good pieces with precious stones in gold or British silver and have a few good pieces that last forever. But - looking around shops that sell this kind of stuff - it is all about the same and falls in line with others.

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    2. I just can't get past the puppy dog looking print on each piece, as well as the bad gray line that was cutout surrounding each piece. That alone looks chhhhhhhhheesarific!

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  6. And sorry.. forgot. Thanks to Anon and her daughter for the pictures :)

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  7. Thanks for the info and pictures. Perhaps someone will be interested
    in this stuff - however, i personally am not the least bit attracted to it.
    Maybe the younger crowd likes the chunky stuff??

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  8. Thank you so much Anonymous and Daughter for taking the time out to fill those of us in that can not go to Las Vegas ourselves. I am, for one, thrilled to see these pictures and loved your story. THANK YOU!!! Appreciated.

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  9. Maybe the Kodster and his bimbos need a charm saying BE HONEST, since that seems to be one of their challenges.

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    1. Or how about BE STUPID...like they all are

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  10. Thank you Anonymous and Daughter!
    Great Reporting!
    I have a question.
    All of us would buy some things that were "junk jewelry" but this looks... cheapy cheap? Did it look like something people would buy?

    Seems like the Manager was super nice and helpful. Thanks to her, too.

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  11. Awesome to have the pictures from a REAL person, not just what TLC wants us to see. Thanks so much for being our eyes and ears at the casino!

    Anon - maybe you and your daughter could give Sister Wives tours for those of us who want to come to Vegas. I've seen the outside of the "compound," and would definitely want to see the store the next time I'm there (late January).

    If they're adding anything to the BE line in the future, maybe they could include BE Frugal. That's something we've not seen from them yet.

    :-)




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    1. I would buy that for my hubby, just for the outrageous laughter it would bring us! LMAO!

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    2. Do they have a "Be Sweet" one? That is so plyg...shutter...I think I would want to vomit if I saw someone wearing that!

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  13. Coming soon to Big Lots, Dollar Tree and Dirt Cheap stores near you. I was really expecting more than that. I think they would make more money putting them in the Claw game machine at Walmart. Good grief!

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    1. DOLLAR TREE haha in the discount bin hahahah

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    2. You beat me to it Singularwife. I was gonna add toll road travel plaza. I can't wait to see these objects de art next to the shot glasses.

      Some of the pieces aren't so bad, but the badge looking ones - ugh. My daughter may have liked them when she was in fifth grade. To add, I find it insulting that these people are putting "inspirational" messages on chunky jewelry. They really need to live their lines before they expect others to follow.

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    3. MSWC pooter jooolry sold in fine bubble gum machines everywhere.

      Ooohh... I have an idea for off loading the "BE honest" pieces that don't sell... they can put them in any of these outstanding Nevada Department of Correction outlets http://www.doc.nv.gov/?q=node/11 .

      Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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    4. It is not just the jewelry that looks sad, the packaging is so cheap looking. I will be honest,the only reason I would like to see this business do well is to help the kids. I just don't see it going anywhere.I would love to know where this idea really came from. I wonder how they will spin this on TLC when they admit defeat.I agree about the inspirational messages. You need to practice what you preach.

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  14. Those things are Ginormous. That is the first view I've seen where the scale was obvious. Also, it is so obvious that the charm holder is not scaled the same way as as the charms. They obviously picked 2 generic design templates and tried to make it all look like a set. AND THEY ARE WAY TOO CLUNKY TO LAYER. They should not be multiplied (on a single holder) but divided.

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    1. I know...they're actually big pewter trinkets! Someone on their website wants a BE bracelet to hook the charms on instead of a necklace. Hope she sees a picture first because that will be one strange, noisy charm bracelet.

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    2. Who wants a bunch of chains layered around your neck? Are you from the Tom Jones era by any chance? LOL!

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    3. They remind me of keychains. They should have marketed them as those.

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    4. If only they came in the capital letter A and were scarlet in color....

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    5. Each piece looked like it belonged on a $1 keychain. NOT as a serious piece of jooooooooooooooooooooooooollllerrrrrrrrry!

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    6. Oh, we absolutely must brainstorm about keychain designs... so much potential material... many house keys, the koadster roadster's key, keys for the cars with flat tires, diary keys, keys to wives hearts etc...

      Keep your snark on peeps...

      Mister Sister... just wanted to say you rock for moderating all our comments.

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    7. Thanks babe! You rock for all the cute comments!

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  15. I actually was Store Manager for Claire's Boutique right out of college.
    Don't count this out. They are selling it online and in this store. Claire's make a killing off of their China made jewelry. Even with their big sales (back then, 2 for a dollar earrings) They make all but 2cents of the 50.
    Here, no overhead, no mall rent space, etc. I'm just sayin, you'd be amazed what money can be made, esp with no overhead.

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    1. If you haven't been to Claire's in like 20 years, stop in! It so super fun! Was killing time a couple of months ago at a mall; ended up getting my 2nd ear piercings with REAL GOLD studs! Amazing! Best experience ever. Definitely not our Mother's Claire's :)

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  16. Thank you, Anonymous and Daughter, for this great report and pictures. It certainly clears up what it looks like.
    I have 2 questions:
    How did it compare are far as it looked to the other costume jewelry being sold in the store?

    Was the GM somewhat amazed how it was portrayed that they came after the Browns to sell their stuff, as Kody said, when it was actually Michael Wilson doing the bidding?

    It needs to be said. GREAT sleuth work, great questions asked, job well done! I hope you go to other event and watch and listen! And get a picture with kody!!

    Thank you again. Best post in the world

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    1. Anonymous and Daughter here,

      I really didn't notice much other jewelry in the store (too preoccupied by MSWC I guess - LOL). I did see the necklace and charms from Michael Wilson and, to be honest, I thought it was very pretty and tastefully done. It was a silver chain that birthstone charms float on. The charms were about the size of a baby ring with the month's birthstone all the way around the outside. It would be a great gift for a new mom so they could add the different "birthstone rings" to it as they have more children. Much classier than what I saw from MSWC and, likely, a much more treasured keepsake.

      Regarding the spin on how the jewelry ended up in Guilt,I overheard Hope tell a caller on the phone that she didn't handle the merchandising for the store. I'm not really sure how much she knew about the negotiations before the merchandise ended up in the store.

      For the most part, Hope had very positive things to say about the Browns and seemed to like them. She did say that the jewelry was Robyn's "baby" and that Mary handled all the shipping for the business. She also said Janelle was really quiet and didn't say much to her. She implied she wasn't very friendly, but I think that's probably pretty accurate to the more subdued personality of Janelle when more dominant Robyn and Meri are around and overshadow her. Christine didn't come so she had nothing to add about her.

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    2. I'm guessing this is the silver chain and birthstone charms referred to - they are on the Hardbody Bling website (Sean the trainer's jooooolry line). It says it is Rhodium plated.

      http://www.hardbodybling.com/Rhodium_Plated_Birthstone_Eternity_Charms_p/fash-bs-rhd.htm

      I looked up Rhodium plated and it is very expensive, although you can put very thin layers on. http://www.sherichseashells.com/jewelry-facts/what-is-rhodium-and-rhodium-plating-jewelry

      The birthstone necklace seems to be selling for $15 on Sean's website.

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    3. Wow, you would make a great detective, Anonymous 9:07. That's the one I saw in Guilt.

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    4. I was searching the hardbody jooooolry site to see if they were using similar long dongles, as they have been so aptly described, for their jooolry too- and ran across the birthstone charms you had mentioned. LOL because, as Mister Sister knows, an investigator is indeed what I was before retirement. Hee hee... Just love tracking down the inconsistencies in the Klown's many stories.

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  17. Thank you very much Anonymous & Daughter! What a great firsthand report! I think it's awesome that you went there and got such excellent information from the employees you spoke with.

    Not surprised the jewelry was slow coming in! Thanks again - love the photos too.

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  18. BE preachy and BE conceited much?

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  19. I love the photos of the display...thanks! There's just something about seeing these pewter trinkets attached to flimsy cardboard holders & hanging on a plastic rack that confirms its status as "junk joolery". They really need a new charm in honor of Kodouche...BE gone

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  20. Thank you! Didn't know the stuff is so large. Your photos make it
    look better than MSWC. Their website doesn't give good descriptions.
    Type of clasp or mm of chain. A ruler?

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  21. The BE jewelry is kind of a take of on Mormon "CTR" rings---Choose the Right

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    1. I didn't know what a CTR ring was so looked it up. Yeah, you're right the Kody ring really is "inspired by" such a ring. For those like me who don't know what a CTR ring looks like: http://www.ldsbookstore.com/ctr-rings

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  22. Thanks to Anonymous and daughter for taking the time to do this..much appreciated. Now TSW will have to show pictures of the new SWB charms like Be Delusional, etc. we can't forget Boston Corgi's charm for Kody, the one that cracked me up the most...Be Gone.

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  23. The first rule of retail marketing is to price your jewelry. One of my BFFS and I worked for the same company but managed different stores in the chain. She was of the mindset that you put the price tag on the bag of the merchandise so that the customers would have to pick it up in order to see what it cost. I disagreed (because I listened to my employees and my customers) and priced ours on the front of the packaging. Either way, you always put a price sticker on the merchandise. Unless you're a super-ritchie ritch boutique with the "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" mindset. Which may be what the Browns and Guilt are going for. Who knows?

    Agreed! Love that the verification doohickey is gone!

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    1. That really is dumb on their part because when I'm out shopping and happen upon something that doesn't have the price displayed, I figure it is going to be too expensive and move on.

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    2. Maybe the did not put the prices on it so they could change the prices depending on the retailer. It drives me nuts when I can't see a visible price when shopping.

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  24. You know, now that I see how huge these are--it just occurred to me--pewter is soooooo heavy. They must weigh a ton. The fact that they call this a "values" line also demonstrates their shallowness. Since when are "amazing" and "glamorous" considered personal "values"?

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  25. Thanks so much for taking pictures. I would never get to see them otherwise. Love it. Love the blog.

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  26. BTW The worst thing about the MSWC website is the item description style. The same statement is cut and pasted over and over, with the "values" filled in in all caps. IDIOTS! Finally, the most irritating thing of all. . . FUN is a noun! It should NEVER be used as an adjective! I am no grammar Nazi--though I am a comparative linguist and English teacher--but that is my biggest peeve--especially when people say "very fun". Martha Stuart is a big offender on that one, incidentally. Sorry that was a little rambly. :)

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  27. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 12:12 AM

    The Guilt store field trip report was spectacular. Thanks oodles. I can barely contain myself from hopping on a plane to see the now world famous jooolry in person! (Not).

    Twisted Sister will have a field day with everyone's ideas. I will just add this "charmer" to the tangled chain... Be Bankrupt. They could market that in a six-pack set - to commemorate multiple economic implosions.

    I'm waiting for Ben and Jerry's to come out with a Sister Wives Cookie Dough Ice Cream - you know it's half-baked but you are addicted to it. Maybe they'll make it with a surprise jooolry charm inside each carton (ala Cracker Jacks). Gina, if you're reading this get right on it....

    So..... the plot thickens with all of Gina's little lovey-dovey tweets to Kodpiece. I assumed the man with her in the business was her husband - but now we learn he is her EX husband. Dum de dum dum ewwwwwwww











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    1. Guess we'll have to see if Kodpiece designs a piece of jewelry for Gina that involves a big #5....Dum de dum DUMB

      BTW--I'm waiting for Ben and Jerry's to come out with a Sister Wives Cookie Dough Ice Cream - you know it's half-baked but you are addicted to it.

      Hysterical!!

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    2. I think Gina's just one of those over-the-top-a**-kissers who makes her living, stroking the egos of untalented people who themselves have no instinct for business, but who will earn her a tidy profit.

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  28. I'm not a jewelry designer by trade, but consider myself to be very artistic. Those long abominations that hang off the BE part need to be smaller, maybe round instead of a giant dongle. Just sayin'

    loved whoever said "BE frumpy"

    I'll add: BE validated
    BE divided
    BE snarky

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    1. Good eye. They most certainly do need to be smaller!

      BE smaller!

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    2. Oh my...happyincali... giant dongle. Could it be there is some compensation going on... thus the length of the dongle?

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    3. oh my, spit up my coke on that one!

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    4. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 1:12 AM

      Hee hee.. glad it tickled you Mister Sister. I couldn't bring myself to be anyone but "Anonymous" on it. I don't know how far over the line with sexual innuendo we can go on the blog so I was treading carefully....

      But, I'll fess up - it was me.

      Of course, now that I think about it we're talking about a man doing 4 women so... maybe the line has already been crossed.

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    5. Hi you!

      hahah yeah, I have told folks no more serious talk about the s3x of the crew, can't handle that at all, but a joke, super cool!

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    6. Happy in Cali said: Those long abominations that hang off the BE part need to be smaller, maybe round instead of a giant dongle. Just sayin'


      LOL!

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    7. BE a huge dongle!

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  29. For Kody:

    BE Articulate

    For Robyn:

    BE Quiet


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    1. BE Quiet. hahahaha

      for all of them (except Kody):

      BE Yourself

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    2. Meri how about

      BE NICE

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  30. If you put more than one charm on the BE necklace, they hang all jumbled together - on top of each other. Not at all like they are shown on the MSWC web site, where they are obviously laid flat and spread out. Not that I would be interested anyway, but I don't think the necklace with three charms displayed on the black model is an asset. Without it, people might actually buy one necklace and several charms, and not realize how ugly they look together until after they were out of the shop. It looks to me like a lot of money invested in things that aren't going to sell. I can't imagine that they won't lose money on these. THANKS to anonymous and daughter for the pix and information! That's what we love - insider reporting, not just what TLC wants to sell us.

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    1. kind of like car keys on a ring!

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    2. Or like tags on your dog's or cat's collar.

      Wonder how the charms wear when subjected to such friction?

      Maybe the chains break long before that would become an issue, however.

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  31. Thank you anonymous and daughter for the report!

    I wonder who their target audience is. I can't imagine adult women purchasing these items, little less wear it do look good. It looks like something a 10-12-year old would wear.

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    1. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 1:30 AM

      Agreed... young teen girls perhaps would be attracted to them. (Although the chains are so long where would it hit them - below the knee?) Thankfully I hear most Pewter used in jewelry today is non-toxic.

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  32. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 1:25 AM

    Observation about the "paw" logo. Hmmmm.... me thinks that it was designed with "expansion" in mind... With the mere addition of a fifth finger (for the fifth wife they know he's gonna want) they can keep the same logo with just a minor alteration.

    Anybody else notice Rob-bling is the only one in the store display poster wearing a stand-out vivid color? But, then again, this is her brainchild (right... like this wasn't an idea via Sean/Gina from the get-go) So they'd want to make her the "star".

    This whole joooolry business now seems totally driven by outside forces. They just gave Rob-bling the "job" of owning the business to make it look like she was doing something constructive.

    Christine/Janelle were pursuing the RE, Meri does the green goo with Kodster and Rob-bling needed something to do from home while she pops out the young royal heirs.

    Still have trouble imagining any other stores wanting to carry their line just because of them. Anyway, once My Five Wives takes center stage the Klowns are gonna BE SORRY... hey... there's another charm idea.

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    1. And loyal Meri does all the shipping. what does Robyn do?

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    2. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 8:08 AM

      Anonymous 2:58 a.m. "And loyal Meri does all the shipping. what does Robyn do?"

      Robyn's too pretty to ship. Didn't you get the memo?

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    3. Robyn is wearing a bright color because she is thin. They put heavier people in black or very dark clothing to try and minimize their size.

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  33. Bamaview - I moved your post down to the Free Discussion post, let's keep this about the jewelry, but yes, I am super excited too. Giving them a good chance. Hope they don't blow it.

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  34. They look like zipper pulls.

    I'd like to see them in:

    BE Pure
    BE 1/4th

    Seriously, it looks like dollar store crap. And their pictures all over the placr in a casino gift shop ironically called "guilt" isn't doing them a favour.

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    1. Hey - Anon at 2:32 AM....I am into sewing....zipper pulls! What a great idea! Could have them on some of my totes and makeup bags.

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  35. Wow, those charms look so much bigger, cheaper (and heavier) than I thought, and they totally overpower the dinky little BE thing. I also just realized the word BE is in all caps, which is like YELLING. BE AMAZING! Dammit! LOL.

    Their stuff looks like it's made by a mom and pop home business, which I guess it is, only it's Mom and Mom and Mom and Mom and Pop and a couple of Marketing People and oh, yeah, the "manufacturer," who is probably a factory in China or something. I know they say it's made in the USA, but I think they mean their distributor (Gina and her business) is in the USA. I think the Browns get confused with terms like wholesale and manufacturer (probably in part due to their experience with MLMs.) I also have a feeling other people are making more money from this My Sisterwife's Closet business than the Browns are. ;)

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  36. Next they can make a line of items to go on the fly of men's zippered pants, much like Michael Buble wearing a padlock on "The View." (google it if you haven't seen it)

    one for each wife's day
    out of order
    too pooped to procreate, etc.
    time to go!

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    1. For the love of caramel candy... first post I read before coffee this morning. OMG... Kodpiece inspired zipper pulls for men! Too screaming out loud hilarious.

      And for those plyg guys who wear jammie bottoms with pull cords at the waist - they can market little round charm holders (like the kind for wine glasses so you can tell one person's wine glass from another). Each wife could have her own symbol on her charm, or simply numbers 1 through 4. One of the wifely duties could be to attach her charm and remove it at the beginning and end of his visit.

      When you're making that many trips around the cookie jar you can forget who you're with...

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  37. I love posts like this.
    Thanks to Anonymous and daughter

    I have a question:
    This Casino isn't really very kid friendly like Christine said, is it?

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    1. I live a few miles from the Silverton and have been there many times. No casino in Vegas is really "kid friendly". Under 21's can be in the building but must not stop or loiter in any gaming areas. Kids are allowed on the edges of the gaming area and at the Silverton there are a few "kid friendly" restaurants on the edge. In addition,Bass Pro Shop is attached to the casino right on the other side of the giant aqauarium where you can watch fish and mermaids!. The store is very kid and family friendly. It has events for kids all the time and they allow local groups to sell hot dogs, etc out front.

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  38. The "be" gimmick is a ripoff from mainstream Mormons. We know they do that already. A few years ago the President of the LDS church gave a speech with the 5"bees". Be humble, be grateful, etc. etc. it was a huge hit among the members. Everyone had the "5 bees" on a sign somewhere in their homes. They used it for youth lessons, pencils, bookmarks, you name ithttps://www.google.com/search?q=gordon+b+hinckley+b's&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=qvMyUvCZGcfb7Aau2oCwBg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672&dpr=1#biv=i%7C1%3Bd%7Co9aiNB9uJxA4nM%3A

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  39. If I have to ask a price unless it's something high end, I don't usually bother with it. I like to know prices. Are they trying to make it seem that it's more than it is?

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  40. Interesting, Anonymous 7:17.So it's a knock-off - trying to cash in on something already done. Wowza. Well, Utah is called "The Beehive State". An article in Salt Lake Magazine describes the significance of bees and beeives in Mormonism. http://saltlakemagazine.com/blog/2010/07/14/behind-the-beehive/

    Quote from the article:

    "On October 11, 1881 an article in the Deseret News explained the symbolism: "The hive and honey bees form our communal coat of arms. ... It is a significant representation of the industry, harmony, order and frugality of the people, and of the sweet results of their toil, union and intelligent cooperation."

    The article goes on to say, "Of course, you can't go too far with the etymological comparison or you raise awkward implications. What about drones? What about the queen bee? The meaning of the beehive shifted a little as Brigham Young's Deseret became a territory, then a state," says Staker. "It lost some of its religious connections but the community connotations continued." The beehive still serves as the logo of some Church-related organizations, but it's come to symbolize the whole state of Utah."

    Can't find it myself, but would love to see somebody post something about the 5 bee marketing efforts of the church - ie photos of their materials about it.


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  41. I found reference to the "Be"s mentioned in the famous speech I think Anonymous 7:17 a.m. is referring to. It was given in Nov. 2000 by LDS prophet/president Gordon B. Hinkley to youth and young single adults given in Salt Lake City and broadcast by Satellite to the wider church body. (Link for those inclined to read more) http://www.lds.org/ensign/2001/01/a-prophets-counsel-and-prayer-for-youth?lang=eng

    It's impossible for me to snark about these very worthy "Be" statements. I'm not LDS but they are great ways to strive to "be", for sure. I think if you think about them in light of how the Klown Krew is portrayed on the show you just have to shake your head and think that mainstream LDS people must be pretty turned off by the use of this "be" theme in the jooolry being hawked by MSWC.

    The "Be"s mentioned in the speech were:

    Be grateful.

    Be smart.

    Be clean.

    Be true.

    Be humble.

    Be prayerful.

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    1. Yes, this is the origin of the "BE" "joo-le-ry," Just another example of the non creativity of these people and how "their designs" are most often rip-offs of someone else's. I can see how these messages might have meaning for LDS church members, and that they might buy such jewelry from church sources, but I can't imagine mainstream Mormons buying from polygamists who think the current church is apostate and that they are the only ones with the truth.

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    2. I knew about the LDS BE, but didn't even think of it! Boy, Robyn is just the creative genius! I see now why Meri has to do all the grunt work, shipping out those 2 boxes a day!

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    3. Why does this not surprise me??

      Even the name of their site is a ripoff. Surprised that My Sisters Closet hasn't done or said anything.

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    4. Wonder where Robyn will get her inspiration next? I could see open hearts like Jane Seymour's line but they will be large and made of pewter and called Hearts Open or something silly

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    5. On one of the first few episodes, when they were still making the closet a big deal, Robyn slipped up and called it "My Sister's Closet. I do not remember which episode or where, but I do remember being suprised taht she would mess up giving her own business a proper plug.

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  42. Memo to the Browns....

    ** BE QUICK **

    Best ride this train while the wheels are still greased.
    The shark is getting restless. Splish, splash !!

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    1. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 8:14 AM

      After My 5 Wives airs this Sunday they'll want to make one called,

      "BE Worried"

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    2. Good one! remember Kody saying they were friends? riiight

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    3. Love it Occupy and very fitting! Be afraid Browns. Be very, very afraid.

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  43. They just did a small clip on the Today show of tonight's Dateline show. I know it is going to be really interesting to watch. Has anyone read The Witness Wore Red, her book?

    As for the jewelry, I am shocked at how large it is. The packaging immediately reminded me of the little girls jewelry at Walmart. They missed the mark on so many things with this jewelry line. I honestly don't know anyone who would want to a charm necklace like this. I immediately think of the cheer in HS "Be Aggressive, Be Be Aggressive, B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E." I can't see any age range wanting to wear this. My daughter is 17 and she loves accessories and I can not see her ever wanting something like this. I would never wear something like this. I am trying to figure out who they are marketing to.

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    1. I feel the same Bakergirl! Who are they talking to? This really seems like an inspirational message that is appropriate to pre-teen girls.

      I don't think the Be values are hideous just not appropriate for adults.

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  44. Anonymous 7:17 here...I wonder what other religious materials they can lift to make a buck... They may have to start attending other churches so they can get ideas to make money. Maybe the JW's have something interesting? Robyn is a fraud and should be called out for it. Every single mainstream Mormon knows what she is doing, because they probably already have the "be's" in their house somewhere.

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  45. Why is it a woman's role to "BE"?

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    1. IDK about AUB, but in mainstream LDS the 6 "Be's" were for everyone.

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    2. The guys have a Be as well.....Be Horney...LOL! I made myself laugh!

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    3. I laughed too! Along with Be Horny for the guys... the wives could have ones that say "Be Too Tired".

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  46. And I'm seeing quite a bit of 6 Be merchandise out there in the mainstream LDS community. I will send links/photos to MS for TSW to glean inspiration.

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    1. If LDS knows the be whatever would be one of theirs they would not buy it.

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  47. Cheap junk jewelry that only young teenagers would wear and even as budget line is too expensive for them to buy.

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  48. Just thinking since they like to sell their iconic jooolry in casinos and such that perhaps they should explore their wild side a bit and expand beyond mere earrings, chains and charms and offer body piercing jooolry...

    Have a hunch Twisted Sister could go hog wild dreaming up some art for such foolery. I had no clue there were so many types of body piercing joooools ... but if you google the "body piercing shop and piercing types" you will see that there is almost limitless potential to expand their product line. Maybe they could even model some of it on their website and at special appearances.

    Kody is such a donkey's butt he'd probably love this idea. He could work closely with Gina on the designs and product placement......

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    1. How about a celestial theme for their next batch of joooolrey?There is lots of scope there.

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    2. Kody's "Keys to the kingdom" jeweled codpieces--exclusive sculpturd poetry designs by kody brown--featuring BE values encrusted in zirconias.

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  49. Does anyone recall when Avon came out with their line of pewter jewelry? It was so tacky and cried " AVON MESSED UP" No one would wear it.
    If Robin thinks this is what 'today's woman' wants , likes, or wears, it's a dead giveaway she has never been in a thrift shop, swap meet, or a dollar store. She would have seen where this type of jewelry ends up !

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    1. She doesn't have time to go garage sailing or thrifting. Too many promotional shoots to get dolled up for and cookies to polish for Kodpiece's visits to her McMansion.

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  50. I hate they don't have the prices on the items. Do they at least have a sign?

    People would buy online if they were the same price in the store.

    I actually think that their picture is doing their business harm placed with the items. LDS who live and visit Vegas would find something like the mermaid tank a touristy place and certainly want their kid's wearing charms that say honest and such. Only they would not be likely to buy it to support the principle.

    Selling lots of inexpensive things will yield money and create an income. For a couple years. I hope they pay off the houses. I hope they invest the money for a fixed income off the investment if they don't pay off the houses. I hope Janelle keeps up doing her regular type work. This is not a 5 adult business, especially when they are contracting out so much work to so many people. I hope they freeze some of Robyn's eggs. She is running out of time.

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  51. The Browns need to get in touch with Mr Jeffs attorneys to see if Warren would be willing to let Kody sell their plyg jewelry in the stores the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints operates.. ( I think the husbands gives gifts to all his wives at Christmas ?) I really cant see where else there would be a demand for Plyg items.
    They should make a calender piece for the husbands. That way even Cody would know its not Robins turn again.

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  52. I just want to say "Wow, I didn't realize these "BE" things were so large"....As far as what has been aired, I honestly don't think I have seen those big clunky things on any of their necks.

    Of course they would probably say that they don't wear them because they only wear "Silver"....then I'm thinking you shouldn't make them! Is it not called "My Sisterwife's Closet"????? They are making things that they wouldn't even wear.....on top of it, they have Kody's "stuff" in it!

    I am really really hoping that they are not doing any filming right now for any future episodes...I am so over this family, but do look forward to this blog.....no matter if you talk about Brown's, Dargers, Duggars....any of em! Keeping us posted on updates of the families would just be great!

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  53. I'm waiting for BE--Chasted. I'm surprised that wasn't the first one Robyn made.

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    1. They must have made a BE SWEET special for mariah, because she is so sweet

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    2. BE Renewed

      BE Pure

      BE Submissive

      BE Bat Crap Crazy

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    3. And don't forget Be Pure Again
      Be Pure Again & Again

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  54. It would be interesting to know how much money they've poured into MSWC products. I'm looking at pewter jewelry wholesale sites and see they require minimum orders of hundreds/thousands of each piece. http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/wholesale-pewter-jewelry.html . My prediction is somebody (Gina et al) will be making a profit off of the joolry, but in the end, the Klowns - not so much. Remember how they were sitting around the table at home and Janelle made some remark about them having a lot of money invested in the joolry already? This so reminded me of how people doing MLM businesses (Amway, Avon, Green goo, Nu-skin, Tupperware etc...) sink a bunch of money into profit and then can't unload it.

    I guess ultimately they could hold a yard sale on the cuddle-sac and sell it - or perhaps they'll just decide to burn it in the fire pit.

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    1. Ooops... I meant to type "sink a bunch of money into PRODUCT and then can't unload it".. Had lack of profit on my mind, I guess.

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    2. Ooops... meant to type "sink a bunch of money into PRODUCT and then can't unload it."

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  55. Perhaps they could add Be Guilty. I also noticed in the picture of the five of them above the joolery that Meri has her back turned to the group. I am not a body language expert but doesn't it kind of show her keeping her distance. I would think she would be turned in towards the group. I just thought it looked awkward.

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  56. Another thing I never understood, why is the KOOTY Monster (I should not even call him that) at least the real cookie monster looks clean and is smarter...
    why is he in the picture of the women?

    do they suck up to him that much..PLEASE be in our picture

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  57. Be grammatically correct (KODISTER), educated, financially solvent (ALL), frugal, healthy, within your means, true to yourself, off the government subsidies, funny (ok they win on this one - without trying, unique,

    snark Be the third wife lol

    Just call me Sunshine

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  58. I'm sorry but every time I see the "Be" line it takes me back 30 years to when I was in girl scouts and had to recite the Girl Scout Law. "I will do my best to BE
    honest and fair" blah blah blah

    Do these people have any original ideas ?

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  59. Who on earth is going to want to wear a pendant that says 'honest' on it? Maybe if you're taking a spelling test, but otherwise it's outright strange IMHO.

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  60. I haven't read this yet, but when I read the title, I misread "My Sisterwifes Closet Jewelry 'AND QUILT'"--I thought they were marketing that horrible quilt they had made for Logan! I can now picture it in the version of a lunch box (picture the old Brady Bunch Metal Lunch Boxes which were divided into 9 squares for a picture of the kids and the parents)--with a picture of the entire cast and crew of SisterWives. That would help me stick to my diet!

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    1. Speaking of that quilt....Did Aspyn and Mariah get a quilt with all of the kids contributing to its making.

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  61. Reminds me of the old days when hipsters used to wear coke spoons dangling from a long chain.

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    1. It reminds me of rap star joolrey.. oversized, clanky, etc.. I'm surprised the Klown Krew didn't incorporate their favorite symbol of all into one of the pieces - a $$$$$$$$ sign. "Be Rich" should be in their line or some other such inspirational message from their green goo sales manifesto.

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  62. Why are they using dragonflies on "be" joolry?

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    1. Robyn has tainted my love of dragonflies as i've seen her in the past wearing a dragonfly necklace as well as her pinterest wall is full of them. and now her BE a dragonfly! *sigh* couldn't she have picked a "butterflies are free" theme motif instead?

      BE Delusional

      BE Manipulative

      BE Dishonest

      BE Dysfunctional

      BE Hypocritical

      BE Annoying

      BE Disingenous

      are ALL much better fits for this family's standards.

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    2. HAHHAAAA well if they actually used a Bee, then the jig would be up.

      Interesting about the LDS Bee Values...I would LOVE for someone to ask the Browns about that. My guess is that they'll say THEY HAD NO IDEA and it's totally coincidental. Yeah right...

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  63. The only way I could see this stuff selling in a casino store is as a jokey memento of the craziness of Sin City - not as something to wear.

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  64. The Kodster needs his own male necklace line. Instead of words he could have a little charm to represent the many facets of his personality.

    Be:

    Horses butt charm
    Kotex charm
    Summer's Eve charm
    Dunce Cap charm

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  65. If these cheap trinkets are made in China -and not in the USA as they claim- then the Browns need to be exposed for false advertising.

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  66. Thank you Anonymous and Daughter! It was so neat to hear firsthand from someone not associated with TLC or the Browns.

    As someone who is petite and has issues with normal sized joolry, I could never imagine wearing these...are they necklaces? Yikes...I guess some people might be into it. At least its better than trying to make a profit off a shoddy website and LDS conventions

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  67. Thank you so much for taking time out to do this project Anonymous and Daughter. I thank you, and you've certainly got the masses buzzing!

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  68. every time I read a post that has JOOLRY I laugh...thank you guys!!!

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  69. Be boring
    Be boring
    Be boring

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  70. can I ask, I am sure it was on this link somewhere...how much are they charging for one of those massive charms ...

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    1. Hah! I might just have to still this as a name for the next time I post...

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  72. Maybe they're the type of retailers who go by the motto "if you have to ask how much, you can't afford it". The lack of a clearly labeled price should make everyone run. Those sort of sales practices just ups the sleazy factor for me. I wouldn't bother looking at them if they weren't individually priced, okay I wouldn't look at them even if they were but still it's still seems slightly underhanded to me. Which, actually fits with the Browns quite nicely, so nevermind. ;)

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  73. Why don't they just come out and say... BE MORMON? Or BE A FIFTH!? These concepts of joolry are just a bad ruse they are hiding behind. Maybe they are doing this as a... distraction? To take the focus off how truly bad they have it and are living? Add a dragonfly here or a flower there... instant harmony!! NOT.

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  74. Why does Kotex has a huge what looks like a giant round bleach stain on the right side of his jeans? It's not the camera flash... it's on both pictures. I just don't get how that picture, the logo and the cards the bad joolry is on, go together. This is actually horrifically... SAD!!!!!!

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  75. Steve Martin did it better:
    BE Obsequious
    BE Purple
    BE Clairvoyant

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAXuZOw_DY

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  76. Thank you Anonymous and Daughter! This hit the spot indeed!
    Occupy: my stomach still hurts from laughing at 'dongle' comment earlier. Lots of great comments, as always, from everyone here. Thanks Mister Sister for feeding my SWB addiction.

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  77. Oh shoot, me again, forgot to add that yes, I agree the pendants are way way bigger than they appear on website. Almost brought to mind something made for a garden ornament or wall decor (wish I was kidding).

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  78. The jewelry,sorry joo-ree, is hideous! Oh my goodness. And we're all commenting that its costume jewelry etc but I think that the harem thinks its actual quality stuff and that its chic and current. It is definitely neither! They are so delusional if they think this is elegant or beautiful. The older girls need to pitch in some designs (not Mariah because she would stand in front of the store with a stink eye if her stuff didn't sell and the others did, ala the house incident).

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  79. We had a neighborhood Christmas party with a white elephant Pollyanna exchange where every woman was to bring the most obnoxious, tacky, gross piece of jewelry they had or they could find. The guys were to do the same with ties.

    I just *know* that one of those over-sized globs of gray-tin Closet pieces would have taken first prize !!!!

    Seriously...who would wear one of those?
    A Mad-Max fan?
    A retired sheet metal worker?
    A not so fussy shoplifter?

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  80. I wanted to let y'all know I read the Witness in Red. It was fascinating. There was a lot I didn't know about Warren Jeffs. But what perplexed me the most was why Utah and Arizona have dragged their feet on this for so long. Texas put a stop to it before the chapel was finished and blessed. Any insight into that?

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    1. I'll get one of our experts over here to answer you....hang one!

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    2. Hope you're not really going to hang your experts, Mister Sister! Back in 1953 when what became known as the FLDS community lived in Short Creek,on the Utah Arizona border, the governor of Arizona (Pyle) decided to take action against the community for a whole slew of charges, including statutory rape. Unfortunately, the backlash from the story as portrayed in the media resulted in Pyle failing to be re-elected, and made politicians and the judiciary so fearful of losing their positions that there was a hands-off stance for decades, with the result that these abusive practices flourished unhindered and hit their lowest with Warren Jeffs. Short Creek became known as the "hot potato" in Utah and Arizona, because no one wanted to touch it. Texas, on the other hand, had no such history with polygamy and just went ahead. Glad they succeeded with Jeffs and a few other FLDS men being jailed, but again, public outcry and media portrayal such as the infamous Oprah Winfrey Special, meant that many of the child abuse cases were never pursued by CPS. Where are those little girls now?

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    3. Funny, plyg researcher. too many sleepless nights here! This topic should be in the post below so all other posts should go there. Thanks!!

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  81. My personal absolutely favorite charm someone came up with for Kody – BE GONE! Also got that HS cheer stuck in my head – Be Aggressive. When Kody runs around the cul-de-sac it reminds me of the 70s song – The Streak by Ray Stevens. Oh yes, they call him the plgy. He likes to show off his physique. Don’t look Ethel (Janelle)!

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    1. Write it up and turn it in!! OTCDS

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    2. OH I am laughing now..BE GONE hahaha and the Streak hahah I LOVE IT, now every time I hear that song I will think of that boob

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  82. Very tacky, they are way too big. How could you even wear more than one charm? Really who wants to wander around with a BE Special, or BE Contrite, or whatever around your neck? I wouldn't buy any of it, not even if it was on clearance. I don't see how this will make the big bucks that they claim they are bringing in and need...I think that casino is hoping to make a buck off of the free publicity from TLC...

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  83. Be Funsy

    Be fundy

    Be Bloggin (Hey I need one tooLOL!)

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  84. I do thank Anony and Daughter for supplying us with a great post!

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  85. Didn't they design one in honor of Robins sad tale about how she lost her virginity before marriage ? That was totally sick! those little kids had no idea what she was talking about. ( I wonder what Mormon speaker or who's testimony that was from!

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  86. Add me to the group who was surprised by how big the BE charms are. The photos on the website made me think they were, maybe, a little over an inch long. Even more ugly for your buck!

    Anon, upthread, just had to play off your LDS BE list, as relates to the Browns:

    Be grateful. (Wetbar. Need I say more?

    Be smart. (Christine wanted to try frying an egg on the sidewalk...in a skillet.)

    Be clean. (Kody's hair.)

    Be true. (...or make it LOOK true on take six.)

    Be humble. (That ship has sailed.)

    Be prayerful. (Dear Lord, please let me get into my McMansion before Janelle and Christine and Robyn. Or else.)

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    1. Be honest about your finances (at least with yourselves)

      Be realistic (live within your means)

      Be ready for when it all falls apart

      Be ready to share one big kitchen (When Janelle leaves)

      Be ready to drive Robins old minivan (when the cars get repossessed)

      Be ready to get a job (when TLC cancels your show)

      BE ready for wife #5 (Robin honey your days as hottie are numbered)

      Be ready for Robin to have the next baby (On Meri's wetbar) at least it will be used.

      I could go on and on...

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  87. Hey, SWB, the blog is looking classy, less visually cluttered. Nicely done and thanks for the venue...it's a blast.

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  88. For all the Brown Babes to wear proclaiming their maniacal devotion to the King of Kreep...

    Be-Sotted.

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  89. OneWifeTwoWifeRedWifeBlueWifeSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    yes, the jewelry is very costume and not beautiful or dainty. Anyone who spends the amount they are asking for to wear it would've been Robbed.
    Robbed- Robyn has stolen your money.

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    1. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:38 PM

      Speaking of Rob-bling... Is there ever a time you look at her that you don't wanna just sing that great classic, Rockin Robin? I can't get it out of my mind. I imagine her in all kinds of feathered bird suits. Here's the wonderful real version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcmvwFcfWmY and below is my lame attempt at a spoof of it.

      "Sobyn Robyn"

      She sobs in her mansion all day long
      Whining and a crying and a hoarding Kody-Kong
      All the little spies on Cookie Jar Street
      Count the times that Kodpuff runs to give her a treat
      Sobyn Robyn (Tweet, tweet, tweet)
      Sobyn Robyn (Tweet, tweedle-dee-dee)
      Go Sobyn Robyn
      Cause you’re really getting purer tonight
      Tweet, tweedle-dee-dee

      Every piece of joolry, everything you see
      Is iconic pewter, it’s as real as dear Kody
      Be sure to have a date night, it’s time to get ‘er done
      Too pretty to need an oven ‘cept the one that makes a bun

      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweedle-dee-dee
      Go Sobyn Robyn
      Cause you’re really getting purer tonight
      Tweet, tweedle-dee-dee

      Make peace with all the sisters for smooching at the door
      And shopping for the wedding dress with you-know-who before
      The honeymoon’s still on, yes, but do keep up your guard
      Wife number five could sashay in and make your life real hard

      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweedle-dee-dee
      Go Sobyn Robyn
      Cause you’re really getting purer tonight
      Tweet, tweedle-dee-dee

      So now you face the Williams, five babes like you for sure
      Trim and such but they have jobs and soon they’ll be the stars
      We’re glad, of course, he found you. You make a real matched pair
      You with your toned fit cookie tin and he of shaggy hair

      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
      Sobyn Robyn, Tweet, Tweedle-dee-dee
      Go Sobyn Robyn
      Cause you’re really getting purer tonight
      Tweet, tweedle-dee-dee
      Keep Sweet!

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  90. BE annoying.

    BE untruthful (such as during the Navuoo Road Trip and this last ep where they out and out LIE and state they aren't being allowed to do whatever because of their lifestyle)

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  91. Occupy the Cuddle-sacSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    Just a silly little parody of the magnificent song so masterfully sung by Aretha the queen of soul (which you can hear the real version of here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xroRNBvvF9M)

    All this jooolry jabbering got to me.

    "Janelle’s Chained to Fools”

    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chained to fools

    For 20 long years
    I thought you were my man
    But I found out
    I'm just a link in your chain

    Although I’m in a mansion
    I’m stuck with you four tools
    I gave you six fine babies
    I followed all the rules

    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chained to fools

    You know I am getting stronger
    Pretty as can be
    It’s my prime time now
    Look, see

    I don’t want your pewter joolry
    Not keen on selling green goo
    Real Estate is calling to me
    So that’s what I’m gonna do

    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chai-i-in
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chained to fools

    One of these seasons
    This chain I'm gonna break
    But up until that day
    I'm gonna take all I can take

    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chain
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chain, chain, chai-i-in
    (Chain, chain, chain)
    Chained to fools

    Chain, chain, chai-i-in
    Chain, chain, chain
    Chain, chain, chai-i-in
    Chained to fools


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    1. Occupy these are brilliant! I just managed to stop laughing over "Sobyn Robyn" and then I come upon "Janelle's Chained to Fools" and started all over again!

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    2. OneWifeTwoWifeRedWifeBlueWifeSeptember 13, 2013 at 10:52 PM

      love it! with all these songs we could make SWB the musical. lol occupy amazing how you can bust into a song, Thank you, its very amusing.

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  92. Holy Fark! - those iconic jools are fugly. Big and clunky and cheap looking. The "Be" chain was big enough to tow a car with. They seriously sell nicer joolery at Walmart. Last time I saw big clunky joolery like that was in the 80s LOL. What a bunch of clowns but I'm seriously not surprised - they have about as much style as a wet fart.

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  93. How about:

    Be Dirty (refers to those who have lost their Purr-Ty)
    Be Orange (Scary Meri)
    Be Jealous (all wives)
    Be Daft (Sobbin)
    Be Fertile (for all the wives except Meri, sorry Meri)
    Be Next (for wife #5)
    Be Bankrupt
    Be Trippin' (Kodouche)
    Be Purified (the state of having one's lost purr-ty magically restored)
    Be Brainwashed (all the wives)
    Be Iconic
    Be Scripted
    Be Exploited
    Be a Victim (Sobbin)
    Be Hoppin' (Kodouche, from house to house, bed to bed)
    Be Whined and Dined (Sobbin)



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  94. I just showed the pictures to my 14 and 15 year old daughters and they said eww.
    My 15 year old told me "i would be so embarrassed to wear that."
    My 14 YO said I couldn't pay her to wear it.

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  95. Singular wife, I am pulling this and putting it under the Free Discussion below. For others reading, Singular wife has a great posting, go read!!

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