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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Best Kody Statements and Serendipitous Buzz Words.

Calling on all posters to put their thinking cap on and help make a list for future reference and fun posts!


1. What is your favorite "KODY" line? Comment from the show? We know he's had some doozies over the years. Please post them! If you remember, might put when he said it, but that's not a huge importance. 

2. Serendipitous Buzz words - Validate, lifestyle, autonomy, lover, Dogma, Plural, Plyg(s) you know them, let's get a list of them all together. 

3. Fun 360's he's done. example..."We want to live together!"....oops, I meant short time later, "My wives need to have their own voice, and to express it to me freely, so one wife, isn’t being stifled by the relationship inside the home, with another wife."


Any season, any show. I so wish I'd done this from the beginning, so those lines sure do change! 
Don't forget that Discussion page 6 below is still open~!





                         A HUGE thanks to all that post and help!!

198 comments:

  1. "I feel like a boytoy" - at the MSWC photo shoot

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    1. More like "I feel like a balding middle aged nit wit"

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    2. along with her "Y for Yoming," as well as her "Day-Un" and "kids-es," I also liked Robyn's:

      "Kody's a gentleman and will leave the room when a lady disrobes-es."

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    3. Hey wahootrollop, Don't forget he used the word pool boy in the same sentence as boy toy too(Blahh..gag me..)...Lol

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    4. Kody prefers curvy women, so if anything I am at a disadvantage in terms of physical attractiveness." -R

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    5. Disrobses was the best. Had to watch that a couple of times.

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  2. oh the whole opening credits...especially that voice Kody uses in his "LOVE should be MULTIPLIED, not DIVIDED." catchphrase. I bet it took him a year to think that one up.

    And Robyn "it's like we all shoulda been together from day one". yikes. Well of course as we see on the show, the opening credits were either WTF were they smoking, or total wishful thinking.

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    1. What does that mean? I have been trying to work that one out since the first show.

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    2. I think he means: [access to my] love [tool] should be multiplied not divided.

      Apologies - hope no one is eating dinner and splorfs.

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    3. Oh that's just gross...too late, you owe me a keyboard! ;)

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    4. what he means is, "Love should be multiplied for THE MAN and not divided like it is for his women and children." gag

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    5. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 9:53 PM--
      >>>what he means is, "Love should be multiplied for THE MAN and not divided like it is for his women and children." gag <<<

      Oh, for the MAN! I never could see how this made sense. It is from Kody's *perspective* (natch! :)

      Thank's AnonymousJanuary 3

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    6. Did anyone catch the comment Kody made , best I remember it was in regards to Meri having a baby. He said something to the effect. "my only part is to spend a couple of weeks with the mother when the baby gets home", Did anyone else catch that?

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  3. Gotta Get Me a Sausage Top Just Like Meri'sJanuary 3, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    The funds are "finite".

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  4. After ALL THAT about surrogacy:
    "I think I knew Meri's answer 2 and half years ago" on Secrets revealed.
    ROTATE - my favorite Buzz word - sounds like what you do to tires!

    "We're leaving because the cops are after us" (several episodes)
    I think it was on an ET special segment, could be another
    "We left for business purposes"
    Wording not exact.

    Also, new favorite buzz word for the Browns" reset.

    Will there be a 5th wife? NO
    Will there be a fifth wife? Don't know.

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    1. ROTATE, my personal FAV, probably because of the ladies aversion to it. I just remember being at basketball practices and the coaches blowing the whistles on drills and yelling ROOOOTATE and then seeing it in their circumstances and it makes me LAUGH OUT LOUD!

      JUST make a connection, Robyn in the opening connections Together since day one, um anyone else hear Day-Un? Maybe we need to say ENUNCIATE LADIES!

      Because Kody would not know the truth if it bit him in the backside I think he needs something that says PLYG TALES.

      Sharing a kitchen would be considered abuse...um yep, that's family togetherness.

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    2. How much can she mess up that opening line? It's DES-TI-NY not DES-I-NY.

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    3. Oh Julz, you just shot a picture into my head of Kody wearing "PLYG TAILS".....hahahahaha

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  5. Oh wow, I wish I had saved the entire series on dvr!! There are so many zingers, it makes my head spin just trying to think of specifics! But yeah, DJ is right, the opening credits are by far the 'best'.

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  6. If we are just talking about Kody:

    Calling Meri "Mare"
    Misprounoncing 'proselytizing' by calling it 'proselyting'
    "I am comfortable saying I WILL have more children"
    "Christine, if you want to visit your father, you are going to have to save your grocery money to take the trip"
    "You can have my baby any time" (to Robyn after she gave birth to Sol)
    When asked by Natalie Morales if he was grossed out by Christine after seeing her eat chili nachos "that's an understatment"

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    1. Perfect Kody quotes!!!

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    2. Dear CPA: I love, love, love that you wrote this: Mispronouncing 'proselytizing' by calling it 'proselyting'

      Reason being, it seemed as though his "friendemy," (excuse spelling), with whom he was speaking at the time, said it that way too. This would have been during the trip back to Y is for Wyoming, during Mustang Days, when he got together with some old classmates. Thanks for making me laugh. I need it right now.

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    3. Kody,,"sex outside of marriage is wrong" (advice to Logan)

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  7. "I keep running shoes at each house"

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    1. Yeah.....what did he do, run barefoot to the house in the first instance? Why didn't he put on the shoes he came in, when he left to prance over to the next house, for his scheduled "rotation"?

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  8. There are all the old clips on here and TLC and they might be fun to look through!

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  9. Meri... "I am not like the other three"...
    from the finale's 2nd part, "Secrets Revealed"
    (ya think??...we agree, Meri, we agree !)

    Kody...."I want to order FOUR different bouquets of flowers for Valentine's Day *** because I have FOUR wives *** !!!....
    from last season in the Florist store.

    And for long-term watchers, we know that this is what Kody-jerk says whenever he has the chance.
    As if that "VALIDATES" (there's that word again) his male prowess/potency.
    (my question....just whom is he trying to convince of that fact..??)

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    1. It was on the Valentine show that Robyn admitted "I am such a good liar" when she asks Kody for his car keys.

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    2. oh yeah! then she quickly hid her head and said no, not really when she realized what she'd just bragged about being! LOL

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  10. Mister Sister - another suggestion for feedback from the group (for another time):

    How should the Brown restate their opening lines to reflect their real selves?

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    1. Meri- I'm the boss and I like it this way.
      Jenelle- I believed in this lifestyle but boy, was I wrong!
      Christine- I wanted sisterwives not just a husband,esp. not this one.
      Robyn- I feel like we have been together forever but no one cares.
      Kody- I believe love should be added then subtracted x 3=1

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    2. Anonymous, that cracked me up. CPA Carol, they will tape it like one of the Real Housewives openings, and the women can be in ball gowns, etc.!

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    3. Agree....we have to keep it the same general length and wording like Anon 10:45 has. The wives must cringe when they watch the shows and see the opening lines, especially Janelle's line about not wanting it any other way or not changing a thing (did that change over the years? seems like a few of them changed a bit from the first one)...

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  11. Christine give your leftover house money to Meri. I was just joking.

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    1. ...and then after saying THAT, he continues to harp on about it.

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    2. Exactly DJ, I was thinking the same thing too...lol

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    3. Why oh why does he cater to Meri so much? Is she his true love? I don't get how she can be so awful and yet he just goes right along with it. Does he not see her true colors?

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  12. Between 22 and 23 minutes on secrets revealed Kody says,"Logan got money from family funds" (for college) and Janelle SHOOK HER HEAD! What is the story there? =8-o

    I'd read her tell all book. :-)

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    1. At the end of Secrets Revealed, Kody was all choked up talking about how blessed he was to have four wives and to own that publicly...then he turns to Robyn and smiled. Did anyone happen to notice the change in Christine's expression? She was smiling but that smile quickly changed. He didn't look at any of the other wives. Sometime's I wonder if she is really happy in her situation.

      I'm so glad I stumbled onto this blog, I love it!! This is my 1st post and I look forward to many more. Now I just need to figure out how to set up an account with a name instead of being Anon. : )

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    2. Hey 1st time commenter - I don't know how to set up with a 'cool name' either - can someone tell us how? I don't want to wind up with my real name posted, but don't know what to click on in the choices box.....

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    3. When you click on "Reply" or "Comment" - click the down arrow on "Select Profile" select Name/URL, type whatever name you want to use, you don't have to type in any URL. Then type away, your comment will show that name you have used.

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  13. Modest is hottest with Meri in that skimpy swimsuit. That's a good one.

    I've never had a crib before. Said by Robyn.

    When they decorated the ugly car. I think that was for Valentine's Day?

    I've never seen the episode with the peanut butter fritos. That would be awesome, too!

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  14. Definitely saraget for Robyn/ Merri in the words section. Or surrogate ..

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  15. "He's a brother from another mother and she's a sister from the same mister"

    When they were planning Robyns wedding they were talking about sharing and MERI said "We can share! We share ALOT of things!"

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    1. yeah, that prize KODY, plus cold sores, abreva, our marvelous fashion sense, our jewel-er-y store, our ability to cry at the drop of hat...There's even been an offer to share a womb (not gonna happen). All of that sharing "just makes us better". Then, dear GOD, what were they like before?!!

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  16. On the trip they just took to Navoo when Kody says he has to get his family out of his face!
    He said, "I need to stop, I need to get everybody out of my face and I need to figure this out." When he was talking about how far away the hotel was.

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  17. "A lot of people think my hair is my fifth wife, but really, its my sports car"

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  18. T-shirt to read...


    Church of K.O.D.Y.
    (Kingdom Of Delusional Yahoos)

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    1. They should sell this on mysisterwifescloset.com

      It would be the only thing offered there that has the potential of making a profit.

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  19. "This will actually be the first time we've felt safe enough to visit Utah" or similar variations, several episodes from this season.
    Holy moley how many "first time" back trips can you take?!

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  20. Or maybe a t-shirt thats says....

    MOCK TAPIOCA, MOCK RAVIOLI, MOCK MARRIAGE !!!!

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  21. I want to hurl something when I hear Kody or Meri call each other lover (luver)!!!

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    1. I usually just hurl my lunch when I hear that!

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    2. and poor Mariah gets to hear that all the time, just what every teen wants to hear about their parents. Mariah is not my favorite of the kids, but I do feel sorry for all of them. If people can watch this on t.v. and feel the tension and jealousy, can we even imagine what those children have endured since birth? And no, it isn't physical or sexual abuse as with some of the other polygamous groups, but I doubt it's a healthy way to raise children. At least not the way the Browns are doing it.

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  22. Happily Addicted to SWBJanuary 3, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    [insert whatever they are trying to do, eat, go sight seeing] "... because we are polygamous!" or replace with "... because I have four wives!"

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  23. Favorite Kody line "Christine has been blue lately so I got her a watch with extra bands"
    (epidode when they came to Boston to torture Rev. Danielle's college students)

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  24. wasn't it when packing to leave on the plygcation with the Dargars that he asked "where are my slaves"?

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  25. "Kody didn't know he was supposed to be listening for me"

    -Janelle on the share a kitchen/abuse couch scene

    Translation...Kody never deffended me...this is so sad

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  26. A favorite Kody line? Challenge Accepted: "I got a bomb I am dropping today: I PICKED THE DRESS!" Not only did he create hurt feelings by stating he helped Robyn choose her wedding dress, but he also outed that he and Robyn keep secrets. High school games!

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    1. yep! and that's why he and Sobbin' are perfect little soulmates.

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    2. I was totally gonna mention DressGate!!!

      Definitely one of the best

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    3. I think that was Kody's way of letting the other wives know he and Robyn
      had a "special" connection. It was thoughtless and very hurtful. Just the look on the other women's faces was sad to see. I felt for them.

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  27. Meri, "No, Kody, I don't NEED 7 bedrooms for the 8 kids I always meant to have. I ONLY need 5 bedrooms, a wet bar and French Doors! Please get it right!!"

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    1. Meri, "Oh yeah. one more thing. I also NEED a craft room - never mind that i clearly stated on another episode "I hate doing crafts!"

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  28. Christine:" Whenever i'm short on money, I just ask Kody for some help." O.M.G.

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  29. Meri: "I'm just saying..."

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    1. No - I think it is I'm just sayin......no g.

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    2. haha you're right! it is "i'm just sayin"

      gahhh i hate it when she says that.

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  30. "We left Utah because we want to keep our FAM-BLY together." -Christine and Robin

    "This isn't the America I learned about in school. *sob, sniff* It just isn't." -Robin, when they were being 'chased' out of Utah by the mean ol' police (who just happened to be driving around NOT noticing the Browns).

    Kody's crazy-eyed stare he gives when one of the wives/kids says something he doesn't want to hear. It looks like his head is going to implode.

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    1. Probably not the America she learned about in school because the viewers aren't really sure she went to school--not very much, anyway. Y for Wyoming? I'm prayin about it? I have credit in three different surnames, but I didn't meant to? We know some of the Brown kids went to their "church school" when they lived in Utah. Maybe Robyn did too?

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  31. What a fun idea Mister Sister :) ....

    I believe it was the 2nd season, when they were planning Robyn's wedding, & Kody is super ADD excited & grinning ear to ear, saying he had bomb secret that he was gonna drop on everyone...& when he announced that him & Robyn secretly went out shopping & picked out her dress together, well that didn't sit too well w/ Christine...then he had a dumb ass," Well, what did I do that was so wrong" look on his face as she(Christine) got up & excused herself...

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  32. Meri on last ep to Kody: "Is that what you think this is? A competition [between the wives]?

    Duh, Meri ... Of course it is! - Mock Jobs

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    1. Yep, that's good ol "Meri Meri Quite Contrary" at it again. We ain't buying it, on the show or in the closet!

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    2. I am loving the posts today! This is such a great blog with so many clever, hilarious people contributing.
      I want to thank you all for the much-needed giggles. :)

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  33. [Ker-sniffle] "I might want a deck or a wet bar." -M

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  34. "I just wanted to bark out orders and have them obeyed"

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  35. CPA Carol asks, "How should the Brown restate their opening lines to reflect their real selves? "

    Meri..."I am the first and only legal wife and I will make damn sure that the other "swives" never forget it. I am really good at bully-style manipulation and if that doesn't work, I do snivel well."

    Janelle..."I am not really interested in anything much, so whatever the group decides is okay with me.
    I am also an effective martyr. People like me because I look bored."

    Christine...."I signed for being the perennial "Gidget" and *last* wife because I am silly and fun and occasionally naughty and outspoken. I did NOT sign on to be replaced by a younger model. Now I am pissed!"

    Robin....." I am the "sweet, young thang and new notch that Kody was needing to add to his PLYG belt (and many thanks, Meri, for arranging it).
    Kody promised me I would be a star and have my own house. He was right about that stuff, but I am not too sure now that he or the other cuddlesac witches were worth it all. They all think I am kind of *dumb.*
    Oh, and I want a maid too"

    Kody...."I am just a carefree guy who loves life, and loves that women love me, and that I love them, and that people love me, and are amazed about all the love (would say sex but we don't talk about that) I get from all my wives. My *career& is being a horny, surfer dude, but in a loving way.
    I am not too book smart or interested in manly work or finances, but I do know my division and multiplication tables. You see, folks, Kody's Principle is...Love should be multiplied, not divided.
    And for all you skeptics out there who wonder if I listen to Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand in secret, well just look at all my lady bedmates and kids.
    Oh and....do you all like my hair ??"

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    1. Love it! Your Kody comments are spot on, Amused!

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    2. Love it Amused...your name never disappoints!

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  36. Kody: "I NEED to be obeyed!"

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  37. HI! I'm Kody and I've got 4 Wives!!

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  38. How about while Christine is in the hospital about to give birth ole Kodouche asks Christine's doctor who he would recommend as a fertility specialist for Meri The doctor was like, "uh why are you asking that?"

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  39. Robyn: "When a wife is pregnant, that's a reminder to the other wives there's a sexual relationship."

    Otherwise, they'd forget all about that going on. LOL!

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    1. Good one! GAG!
      She also used a variation of this to explain away Hunter's aloofness with her during the pregnancy. I couldn't believe that sh*t. Something along the lines of it was a physical, constant reminder to him that she's his dad's wife-you know since she's having his child? Get a grip lady, he knows his dad's time is already spread too thin and he's mad about something else taking up more FINITE resources. Hunter said on Secrets Revealed that he thought they had too many kids already!

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  40. I'd like to see a picture of Kody w/his crazy eyes and the caption "He's Got Charlie Manson Eyes."

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    1. I instantly heard the the tune "Betty Davis Eyes" when I read this^, and the image of Kodouche's mug, his beady eyes, his flopping lock of hair, and the new words for the song resulted in a crab-walk to the bathroom for me b/c I laughed so hard. :O

      Keep these posts coming, Folks! This is a happy Friday on the Sister Wives Blog!!

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    2. ^^ exactly! i always sing "he's got Charlie Manson Eyes" to that tune whenever he flashes that crazy shark-eyed death look of his! LOL

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    3. i'd love to hear a full-on Weird Al rendition of "He's Got Charlie Manson Eyes" w/ the various pics of Kody flashing those beady sharks from all the episodes. LOL

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  41. how did we forget Meri's hubby room???

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  42. Going to Nauvoo is like going to Jerusalem". Ummmmmm not even close....

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  43. I will NOT have sliding doors.

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    1. And when she expounded by saying, "I've always said that"

      Flash back to the first time she met Grody. "Hi, my name is MEri and I will NOT have sliding doors."

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  44. CPA Carol, new opening lines challenge... (I love this game, great idea Carol)

    Meri..."I believed in living this lifestyle, I'm the legal wife, I'm the only one that can pull the plug!"

    Janelle..."I expected there would be other wives, I'm a breeder!"

    Christine..."I like sister wives, I'm a polygamy princess!"

    Robyn..."Got Abreva?"

    Kody..."Shell businesses, welfare, food stamps and bankruptcies should be multiplied, not divided."

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    1. McMansions=children expansionJanuary 3, 2013 at 11:33 PM

      LOL! Got Abreva. Loves it!!!

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    2. liasumms,

      Pull the plug....Abreva.....!!!
      Perfect !!! :))))))

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    3. New Opening Lines Challenge! Love it! (And love yours, lisasumms!)

      Meri: "I believe in living this lifestyle. The others get the kids, I get a wet bar!"

      Janelle: "I think we have something really messed up here on second thought..."

      Christine: "I like Sister Wives. Except for Robyn. I mean, who are we kidding. I never liked her."

      Robyn: "It's like destiny, like TLC shoulda seen this trainwreck coming."

      Kody: "Multiply... Divide... Add... Subtract... I've never been good at math."

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  45. As he was getting ready to go to the parent/teacher conference and putting on a (very) out of season sports jacket---- " I can't have the teachers looking better than me."

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  46. Christine, "I failed, I FAAAAAIILLED, this is Christine, I FAILED !"

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    1. Ha Ha! Good one, Lisasumms, I forgot about that one!

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    2. That one gets under my skin! You would think with all the experience she claims to have at failing Christine could pronounce it properly. Nope....she says "FELLED". They all sound ignorant when they speak.

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  47. Christine, during family "church service"---- "God's number is J-E-S-U-S."

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  48. yeah, a picture of Meri all stressed and frazzled and crying about too old for more babies w/Kody saying - "the old grey Mer just ain't what she used to be."


    ok, that's kinda mean but that's what's sad about their religion that puts such an emphasis on your worth as a woman is being a brood mare above all else. Out to the pasture now, MER!

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  49. Christine's constant fake praise of Robyn: "I wasn't jealous because of her! I think Robyn is PHENOMENAL! I just don't feel special anymore! But not because of Robyn! She is so PHENOMENAL!"

    All while the jealousy boils behind her eyes...

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    1. Everytime Christine says something is PHENOMENAL I know that she really doesn't mean it!

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    2. She stole it from Vince Vaughn!

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  50. Kody: Love should be multiplied, not divided. That's why I multiply our welfare by having kids out of legal wedlock and divide my attention between my only legal wife and most current mistress.

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  51. Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx, I just thought of another little game that we can play along the lines of this one and the ( fantastic!) t-shirt one. In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's famous " You might be a redneck if..." , have posters complete this sentence " You might be a polygamist if....".
    Just a thought...

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    1. You might be a polygamist if you drive around in a "plyg rig". One of the kids referred to a minivan as a plyg rig once. Classic!

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  52. Ugh. How about when the Brown Brothers came to town and Kodouche takes them to a biker bar,where he proceeds to order...water

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  53. Peanut Butter FritosJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:46 PM

    Warren Jeffs and his mean old WELFARE FRAUD. Browns don't know anything about that, of course.

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  54. Can someone tell me what Meri's phobia is reguarding sliding glass doors in her house?

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    1. Someone who lives out west commented on another post a few weeks back that she could see Meri's point about the doors because sand is a pain to clean out of the track of the sliding door.

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    2. Ok good point Emily, but my first thought was why not vacuum it out? Dirt/Sand..ehh what's the difference? Wait..maybe I'll use that logic for my own house-dog hair, yah dog hair gets caught in the tracks :)

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    3. Apparently taking five seconds to bend over with a hand vac to suck out the sand is too much work for Meri.

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    4. What else does Meri have to do besides suck out dirt of the tracks of her lowly sliding glass doors. Heaven forbid she not be able to have french doors. (By the way Meri, haha - I have french doors, but we bought them for $300.00 at a Habitat for Humanity store and my husband installed them for free. I love them.)

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  55. Kody: "Hunter is a raging testosterone monster."

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    1. "Hunter is a raging testosterone monster and there is only room for ONE raging testosterone monster in this house!!!"

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  56. Also when Krody running around the properties because he wanted to put his "stink" on them. Ewww.

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    1. Was he wearing running shoes when he did that?

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    2. Which pair, remember he's got 4.

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  57. "I didn't know that men could be bastards." Christine

    That was the worst acting job I have ever seen.

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    1. Fan from AustraliaJanuary 4, 2013 at 12:47 AM

      that's my favourite.

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    2. Me too !!

      That was a hall of fame one for sure !!

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    3. Hi Fan from Australia....so am I. I just love this blog. Yep.....poor acting on Christine's part. I didn't see any real tears, although most of them are good at crocodile tears.

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    4. Spoken like true AUB royalty.

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    5. Peanut Butter FritosJanuary 4, 2013 at 1:45 PM

      Dang, that one was mine!!! The IRONY of the word choice, the obvious inconsistency, all of it.

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  58. "Many people thought he was Gay in High School" from a former class mate when they went back home.

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  59. Grody: Did I say rotate?

    Grody: It evoked emotion in me he replied after receiving the ring from his "wives"..gag..who says that in real life?

    Grody: It's not like your wife hunting!

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    1. People who say "it evoked emotion in me" don't actually feel emotions...

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    2. Funny, no one had a problem with the word "rotate" in the first season. Maybe it's just sobbyn that does
      My favorite was Christine at the end of season 1 after the wedding "I can't wait to move into a BIGGER home so we can all be TOGETHER"

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  60. Last Christmas episode, when Kody & Christine go upstairs to talk, & Kody says, "So am I out of the dog house now??" & also,something like...so what do U wanna talk about? What problems do we need to work on??...

    Lol...Ummmm...lets see Kody,U can start by stop neglecting ur wife & kids!!

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  61. "Until we're all together again, the song I'm going to be singing is 'When are we going to be together again?'" (said when they first moved to Vegas)

    "Vegas is my Plymouth Rock!" (also right after they moved)

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  62. "Is that what you think I am, a womanizer?"

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  63. "I thought I could come to Vegas and buy a massive house for pennies on the dollar"

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  64. When he met up with his old high school chums, and went boating with one of them in particular....and he was talking about prosletyzing but he kept pronouncing it "prost-lighting" - what a dunce.

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  65. I will be honest I was not attracted to Christine in...any kind of physical sense.

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    1. And she is, in my opinion, the most beautiful of them all. Inside and out.

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  66. "When you don't have a community, then only your parents are doing it...They want us to have some sort of faith, some sort of connection. But most of us are kinda probably gonna find...go our own way."

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  67. "She would have given up her master bedroom for a wetbar"
    - Kody talking about meri in secrets revealed (on youtube btw if you have yet to see it!!

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  68. Christine:" I never wrote any checks before, and I didn't know anything about the money, so I'm having to play catch up." By the way, are any of these women educated? I mean, they showed how Robyn lived with her kids after her divorce, and talked about her taking on all of the credit willingly. What's wrong with thing picture? She basically screwed the entire bunch.

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    1. I've often said my question for each of them would be, "what's the last book you read and how long ago did you read it?" Their answers would speak volumes.

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  69. Mini Golf episode, something to the effect of: "I don't think Christine means to lie. That's why she's so good at it; she really thinks she's telling the truth."

    "I'm having more children. You need to figure out what you're gonna do."

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  70. I did a bit of a flip through of some other episodes and I lost count of how many times Meri said "Kody I DO NOT WANT" (to whatever SHE didn't want).

    Another one was when Christine and Kody and their kids went on holiday. Meri, Janelle and Robyn were talking about that. Robyn in all her mature wisdom (cough, cough)said something like - I have heard that when you're older it's um, like, you know, um hard to have um well, babies.

    Sooooo is she going to stay young for ever.....maybe she will never grow up, but she sure will grow old.

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  71. In the book the others go on and on about Robin's "emotional intelligence". (Only in Kodyland would a perpetually crying She-Rah be viewed as the emotionally mature one...scary).

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  72. "Stay the heck away from those nachos"

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  73. "I'm euphoric and insanely jealous about Logan leaving...but more insanely jealous."

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  74. Kody, doing his very best to sell Mari on trying for another baby, "I've gotta close one today".

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  75. Robyn- "You guys are crashing our site, come back later" Who the hell says that!!!!

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    1. someone whose frontal lobe never got developed. :)

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  76. Kody (in his giddy schoolboy voice) driving in his car talking about his excitement in getting married to Robyn:

    "I feel like this is the first time i've really been in love!!"

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    1. Yup, I'm sure the other 3 wives were thrilled to hear *that* when they watched the ep, which I'm sure they all watched together. all that good bonding stuff and overcoming that nasty old sinful jealousy. yup.

      I think this was when I really REALLY started taking a dislike to Kody. The first couple of eps, he seemed to be a hard working guy, and went around the house kissing all the kids and the wives good night...it only took a few eps for the Real Lazy Ass Unmotiviated Self-entitled Kodouche Brown we all have grown to know and (ahem!) whatever to start emerging from his candy coated shell...

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  77. What was the one where Robyn did the whole - kids need to have a developed brain - frontal lobe - something along these lines.

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    1. I think that was the episode where the adults were trying to find a good group of kids for the Brown teens to hang with. They visited one church but Christine didn't want their kids 'swimming with sharks'. Which should also go down as a classic line, by the way. I think that was the episode when Robyn made the comment about frontal lobes....but I could be wrong....

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  78. Its because were pligs isnt it, no kody, its because the place is closed and your still an idiot

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  79. Yep, Vegas is my Plymouth rock, and i wish it would all on my dense skull and knock some sense in it

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  80. During the Colleen episode, where Kodouche points to a pic & saying this is my favorite family pic taken at Robyn's wedding...

    & in a different episode, Robyn saying she wants to keep the Honeymoon experience alive w/ Kody(Gross)...& wasn't there an episode when they were showing off the wives bedrooms in the rentals & there was a big tube of lube sitting on the dresser??....(I know, gross again, but that shit was hilarious!!) ...U know another reminder that she's getting some & the others(well except maybe Meri) aren't!!! Oh the joys of plural marriage...NOT!!!

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  81. Going on to "Youtube" and reflecting back on the first episodes in the first season...I am very very sad to see in such a short time what this family has turned into....WOW!

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  82. When Kody got his laptop for his birthday..."You mean I'm going to have to work now"
    not sure if the quote was right, but something like that.

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  83. Sister Whines, your suggestion has been forwarded to Mister Sister.
    Thanks!

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  84. Oh please let's play that game - you might be a plyg if....I have so many!

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    1. you might be a plyg if...you believe "this lifestyle" makes you better, but you're still crying ALL THE FREAKING TIME!

      you might be a plyg if...you have to keep a calendar to know when you will be seeing your husband next...

      you might be a plyg if...you have a "hubby room", or a wet bar with NO LIQUOR

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    2. lmbo! That's funny TwinsMom! wet bar...with no liquor...I sooooo have enjoyed this game/games the past few days.

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    3. I think Christine was just trying to be comic relief....everyone before her said basically the same thing, so she was trying to be funny. I for one, find her comical, in a good way. She may be dramatic, in the always trying to find something humorous to say, but I would MUCH rather see HER type of dramatics, then Meris or Robins! The tears, scrunched up eyebrows, trying to look concerned, oh woe is me drama is not cute, or funny at all.

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  85. From this last episode:

    Kody: "Hey Christine do you want to give your leftover house money to Meri???"

    Moments later (with no smile or laughter), Kody says: "I was just joking."

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    1. No he wasn't!! What a jerk! So glad Christine didn't give in. I was so happy she chose to go with stone instead of giving Meri her stupid French doors or whatever the crap she needs in her 5 bedroom mansion for 1....

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    2. I am so happy Christine didn't cave too. Christine was frugal in some areas so she could spend on stone facing, to make her home appear different from 'sister' home. Why should she give her money to Meri who spends spends spends?

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  86. OMG, whoever just mentioned the lube that I'm sure was "accidently" left out while they were filming the bedrooms bwahahahahahaha, I just spit my drink out. HILARIOUS. Wow, I needed that laugh today. Thanks!

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  87. KODY
    I fell in love, then I fell in love again, then I fell in love again. (Sometime int he 1st season)
    fast forward to: I didn't really know Janelle or Christine, nor in love with them when I married them (paraphrase)

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  88. Kody: "We all work together" (His ambiguous and stupid answer when asked how they support themselves financially)

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  89. I have to ask did anybody see how Robin was shut down in the Secret Revealed episode - like she was trying to make a comment and they just moved to the other couch and she was----CUT OFF - she looked so frustrated - but I was fine with it kept going back and back to watch that scene -

    Also when asked what they looked forward to - Christine said something like "What's left - World Peace?" - Um - I don't think she is taking her meds.

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  90. Kody Buzz word:
    HAIR~!

    Kody statement... when asked about how he felt about the re commitment ceremony, uh oh, can I get back to you on that?
    I have to go watch some old clips!

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  91. My number onee moment has to be when kody tries to guilt christine into giving meri money. Yeah right. Christine budgeted for HER family. Not diva bia number 1! Also the whole obey thing with kody...barf. I wanna point out a robyn word meal for her she pronounces male.

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    1. I am so glad she did not give in!

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  92. Kody:
    "To me, dating a divorced woman had an ICK factor"

    Word: CHOICE

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    1. That is such an ironic statement!

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  93. Sister Whines...
    God's number is J-e-s-u-s

    Now I'm confused again. If they believe in a God and Jesus, wouldn't they believe in a heaven? How does the planet they will exist on together (since they like each other oh so much in the here and now) work into the heaven equation? Is the planet in heaven? Or do they think the planet is a heaven?

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  94. Julz - saved your comment for another post. Thanks!

    Great comments, keep them rolling!

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  95. Run, Plyglets, Run!January 4, 2013 at 4:12 PM

    In the first season, when they're out for their anniversary dinner and Meri is trying to get her creepy furball husband to *validate* her jealousy over Robyn, she asks how he would feel if she were paying attention to another man. He says something like he's sickened by the vulgarity of her having two husbands or lovers, that it would be wrong and against nature. Then he apologizes that, "in this process, heartbreak happens."

    Kool aid, anyone?

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  96. ""Maybe they should get off their lazy butts" hunter during their camping trip (about the other wives). I am starting to think he is the only one in the family that knows they are absolutely nuts.

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  97. Ok...
    Q1: In the opening line where Robyn is giving her statement and says that she felt they all should've been together from day 1, doesn't she mention something about Vaseline? (LubeVaseline?)

    Meri: Plyg-cation with their "long time friends" the Dargers...

    Q2: How long in terms of time is considered "long time" for the Browns? Mins, Hrs?

    I will keep thinking about more!.

    Love this Blog... Keep it up entertaining until the next season starts... Can't wait :)

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  98. Anytime Kody says, "Have you ever worked with a polygamist family before? Hurdy dur dur" trying to shock every single person they interact with.

    Also Hunter being a "raging testosterone monster" when Hunter was CLEARLY showing classic signs of clinical depression, and who can blame him? Way to be understanding and compassionate, Dad. I'm glad Hunter seems to have pulled out of it.

    Oh, and with the Dargers when the wife was talking about their child who had died and how they were worried about their family being split up from the investigation, "You were worried your family would be split up? That's a tragedy." No douchebag, a DEAD INFANT is a tragedy.

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    1. In the Shadow of the TempleJanuary 4, 2013 at 8:24 PM

      I agree with you: "Anytime Kody says, "Have you ever worked with a polygamist family before? Hurdy dur dur" trying to shock every single person they interact with."
      That cracked me up. He is always saying "look at me look at me".

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  99. This is PERFECT prep work for a Sister Wives drinking game! "Okay everyone...every time Kody says the word 'hair' take a drink!" (etc.)

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  100. Finally! Someone remembered what, for me, was the most appalling quote of all....that the thought of one of his wives being with another man was disgusting. That was early on in the series and cemented my view that he is a sel-absorbed, self-serving weasel!

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  101. Did not realize there was another "Julz" on this blog. I am "Jules"...but will change it if need be. "Julz" is rather funny, I went back and read a few posts, and I wouldn't want my mundane comments to be confused with hers, not that I comment often. I'm here every single flippin day..lol.....looking for a laugh, or venting in my mind along with you posters, and wondering if anyone saw/heard what I did on an episode, but I don't post often. Just letting you know I just realized the similar names....thanks.

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  102. My favorite t-shirt line is "We didn't get-a-go". It was during the fasion model trip with Mykelti.

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  103. Opening lines challenge:

    Meri: "I believe in having a wet bar...It just makes me a better person"


    Janelle: "I think the Zoloft I have is really awesome. I don't need anything else"

    or

    Janelle: "I think what Meri has is really awesome. If I were her I wouldn't want anything else."


    Christine: "I like sisterwives. I wanted a family, not just a bastard. God forbid I leave"

    or

    Christine: "I like nachos. I wanted a plate. So fucking what?"


    Robyn: Seems like destiny....and that Cody and I shudda been together from day 1"


    Cody: "I should be multiplying, not providing"

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  104. The first episode Kristine said the second wife is "the wedge" "they actually say if you are having trouble with two wives, marry a third." Is this what Kody and Meri told her about Janelle? Kody's recent "fallin in love" with Janelle (not to mention his combative attitude towards Meri) may be that he is beginning to realize that Janelle was never the wedge, but Meri was!

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  105. Not said by Kody, but well worth a mention is when Meri said to Christine in a couch session "We aren't failing as a family if we are TRYING".

    Okay..next time one of the Brown kids come home with an F on their report card...they need to tell mom that they didn't fail...because they were TRYING!!!

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  106. rilly = really; as in, "I rilly need a wetbar."
    dill = deal; as in, "What's the dill with all the hair products?"
    fill = feel; as in, "I fill sad today."

    Gah!! Their regional accent is horrid!

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