Thursday, January 17, 2013
Real Housewives of Atlanta - Kody Brown Style
Ever wonder how Kody would hold up with the Real Housewives of Atlanta as his Plural family? Let’s take a look….
Kody: "LOVE should be MULTIPLIED, not DIVIDED."
Candy: “No, its MONEY should be Multiplied, not Divided.”
Cynthia: “What he’s dividing up sure ain’t worth it child.”
Phaedra: “Hmm…, might be interesting, but I am a southern lady, not a Mormon one honey.”
Kim: “Hell ya! I’ve done that before, long as the pay is good!”
NeNe: (Making gagging face) “That boy is going to make me puke! Sicko! Close your legs to married men!”
Kody: “I feel like a boy toy!”
Candy: “Well first you put in the sugar and make it sticky….”
Cynthia: “So not in this conversation, his ‘boy’ is about as big as a ‘toy’.”
Phaedra: “But the powdered sugar makes it sweet!”
Kim: "Shut the front door!" "And the back one!"
NeNe: “Listen, I’d never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, SHUT UP!!! THAT IS SO STUPID”!
Kody: I’m 'proselyting' my dogma: “The more kids the bigger the planet, the greater the king I will be!.”
Candy: "Say Whhhaaat?"
Cynthia: "I’d rather take my chances then follow that boy.”
Phaedra: “Venus and Mars honey, Venus and Mars.”
Kim: “What in the F$#% is a Dogma?”
NeNe: (To Kim) “He’s talking about you on a good day, BI%^&!”
KODY: "He's a brother from another mother and she's a sister from the same mister"
Candy: “And who ain’t in Atlanta?”
Cynthia: “And you are not get another mother with a dang blister, that’s all I’m saying.”
Phaedra: “Every saint has a past and ever sinner a future.”
Kim: “Well that ring didn’t mean a thing!”
NeeNee: “Oooh, squeezing my Hello Kitty SHUT!”
Kody: Where’s Mare, my lover?
Candy: “I think you put her out to pasture long ago.”
Cynthia: “Galloping far away if she’s smart!” "She's leading by a chin."
Phaedra: “You mean the one with a bathing suit on that looks like a pretzel dipped in cottage cheese?”
Kim: “B$T%^ is over at my house trying to steal my Versace China!”
NeNe: “Don’t you mean your project manager?”
Kody: "Hey NeNe, do you want to give your leftover house money to Kim?"
Candy: “Glad I got my own empire, and a pre-nup.”
Cynthia: “This should be gooooddd child, yes NeNe, do you?”
Phaedra: “Oh lawd, I’m taking something that takes the edge off before I scream or poop on myself”!
Kim: “Hell ya!”
NeNe: “I’ll snap your neck and make your eyeballs pop out, I ain’t playin! When you was running your mouth, I was running to the bank! SHUT UP! You take your finite resources and put them where the sun don’t shine! I’m the rich, bitch!!Bloop bloop!”
"To me, dating a divorced woman had an ICK factor"
Candy: “Well, dating you made me make toys if you get my drift.”
Cynthia: “Don’t you mean cold-sore factor?”
Phaedra: “Well I wanted a CLEAN man!”
Kim: “Oh hell, what’s next, world peace?”
NeNe: “You can take your Keep Sweet, Validate, lifestyle, autonomy, Plural, raggidity ass right back to Yoming, you ghetto fool. Watch out, you’ll end up in the ocean.”
Kody: "I got a bomb I am dropping today: I PICKED THE DRESS!"
Candy: "Are we sure he isn’t wearing the dress?”
Cynthia: “And it shows, that’s all I’m saying’”
Phaedra: “Now why would a proper southern man want to pick out a dress?”
Kim: “Mine was better B$%$^.’
NeNe: “And she’s got a whole lot up in that dress, a dead poppa, wigs, Victoria’s Secret, Std’s, grifters, bills, Ora-gel, plans to marry up, Who knows what else?” “Oh and serendipity and buzz!”
Kody: "I NEED to be obeyed!"
Candy: “Me and mom don’t play, you hear me!”
Cynthia: “That boy is barking up the wrong trees.”
Phaedra: “Why do these other women cry over such a rude man?”
Kim: (pointing to boobs) “My girls don’t obey anyone in the poorhouse!”
NeeNee: “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya~! THAT IS SO STUPID, SHUT UP, BLOOP BLOOP! How many times do I have to tell your dumb ass this?”
Shout out to Caramel Brownie for her great picture above!!
Now your turn…. Let’s hear your Atlanta Housewives/Kody conversations!