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Friday, March 16, 2012

I Scour the Internet: The St Patrick's Day Edition 3/17/12

Goodness Gracious, so much has happened to the Brown Family since we last met. The highs ? The announcement of a BOOK, coming out May 1st and written (cough, cough) by the Browns ! A birthday and every teen's most wanted item ! Another Co-Operation Detox Global Spectacular in Las Vegas ! And the low...(oopsy, my bad, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE) a FENDER BENDER !

But first, do y'all like my new chapeau?

OK, let's get down to it, shall we?

Somebody had a birthday...

 Aw, the proud daddy tweets...


 Even Meri tweeted her birthday greeting...


 Of course, Robyn was not going to be left out...no way!


 And Aspyn has WHEELS!


 So what does Christine have to say about this?

All righty then...MOVING ON!
The Browns spared no tweets in getting the word out about the Globular Operation DeTox Spectacular happening last weekend. The Browns are finally understanding that Twitter is the #1 social medium to accomplish self-promotion on a global scale.

The obligatory tweet for a free meah, eh?



Guess Kody and Krew over-indulged, thus requiring a second tweet to followers no doubt...




But when Kody was involved in a fender bender on the freeway after a Operative Retox engagement (apparently in his LIV! Official Business Convertible), it was his travel companions who tweeted what a major bummer being in a fender bender can be. But at least Kody showed his concerned side:



If this chat is anything like his chat on dating, YIKES!

And Kody can show his short temper side when tweeting about a tiny little mistake he made. He is, after all, Mr. Perfect and is above any type of reproach, particularly any that shows his not so perfect human side...



Well, to quote Forrest Gump, 'Stupid is as Stupid does'.

On the subject of Forrest Gump, here's Kody doing his best imitation of Sally Field accepting her Oscar...


Well, OK, so not exactly Oscar worthy, but you get my point...


Of course Kody is still out to show how great a dad he is, but next time Kody could you sound a little more enthusiastic? Like you did when talking about guacamole?...Just saying.



Now, I've noticed that Robyn has 13,171 followers on twitter. Meri is close behind with 13,028. Not bad, but  not good when you consider Rosie O'Donnell has 410,217 followers, Andy Cohen (Bravo TV exec) has 667,852 followers and Anderson Cooper (son of Gloria Vanderbilt) has a whopping 2,285,171 followers ! So the Browns are small potatoes. But surely there are enough readers here that can nudge Meri's numbers past Robyn's, right? What d'ya say?

And remember, I scour the news so you don't have to!

41 comments:

  1. Christine does not seem happy. I know this sounds crazy and I know she has a whole gaggle of kids but maybe she should leave douchie and find a man who only wnants to be with her. They are actually out there. I feel for her cause she probably feels really stuck, save your money and run cause my bet is they'll be more sister wives to come.

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    1. Didn't her mother leave her polygamous marriage?

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    2. Have no idea about that but is she had she needs to follow mama's lead.

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    3. A whole gaggle of kids does not make for a happy Christine. Remember that one of the perks of being a sister wife is pawning the kids off to someone else's house to live.

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    4. They do pawn them off. But it seems they pawn them off on Christine. Meri sells stuff and goes on a lot of trips with 1 or 2 kids, Janelle works the LIV stuff heavily, Robyn is Robyn, so Christine seems still to get the kids.

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    5. I am sure that none of the other wives would want Robyn spending too much time with their kids. All the other kids are strong and resiliant (to Christine's credit!). Too much time around Robyn and they would pick up her qualities.

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    6. None of these wives seem happy, with the exception of gleefully deluded and ignorant Robyn. She's new to the cognitive dissonance game so she's still in deluded-land.

      The others seem to be tiring of their marriages although this is not the image they try to illustrate to the public. You can see the cracks in each of the wives, and I think Meri's the first to flee. But they will all be together as long as the TLC gravy train still exists.

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  2. Robyn just puts so much pressure on Christine. Anybody with half a heart would know better than to do that. But I guess that makes Robyn feel big and strong and powerful. I think Robyn is a cold hearted bully with zero human compassion.

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    1. Or just the idiot she so seems to be.

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    2. Genetics not looking too good for Sol on the IQ front.

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  3. How does Robyn go by the last name "Brown" when she isn't legally married to Kody?
    For that matter, what about Janelle and Christine? Did they have their last names changed legally? This whole thing seems unbelievably complicated.

    And it does seem like Kody has broken his vows to Christine AND Janelle by failing to love them the way he should.

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    1. I heard that Robyn couldn't afford the legal costs to change her name to Brown. If she's calling herself Brown they must have scrapped up the money to have her name changed legally.

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    2. I changed my last name about 15 years ago and it wasn't terribly expensive. You have to pay court fees, which today comes to less than $150.

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    3. Yeah, she only uses Brown for entertainment purposes, bc on the LIV biz, she's listed as Sullivan...prolly for Tax purposes too. I'm sure they found some loopholes to squeeze $$ back from the IRS :/
      Like, I'm sure the car they bought for Aspyn, will be used as a Biz tax write off next year, etc...
      I also remembering her saying on FB that they didn't have the $$ to change her name to Brown...but they sure had lots of $$ to go Black Friday shopping & Christmas shopping.. Their finances improved drastically since TLC...hope they're saving & investing wisely, instead of squandering bc stormy rainy days will be heading their way, ESP when TLC $$ is no longer available!!

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  4. Great stuff Lourdes...I've been waiting for this issue, since the Browns had a busy week...lol
    I'm just wandering why Aspyns own mama, didn't give her a bday shoutout..prolly cuz Robyn beat her to it...lol
    Also, I noticed that Kody usually just tweets about nights out w/ Meri & janelle, usually going to his "friend" Marks mexican restaurant...smh Wonder why Robyn. & Christine, don't get any date night tweets??
    Also, why I'm on this subject ...I find it really weird that all 4 wives ,retweeted Kodys tweet about being out w/ Meri. Prolly it was to build their "advertising" perks points... Lol otherwise, that just doesn't seem "normal"..
    I'm totally still wondering did Logan, the older son, get a car too?? Or what's up w/ that?
    I must say, I find it hilarious that Kodys new toy(LIV company car), that he was tweet bragging about a lot,got into a fender bender. I betcha that just flared his temper & the chosen wife of that night, prolly got to hear him bitch & moan about it all night...lol Guess pride does come before a fall & idolizing material things is a big no no to God...U would think, such a religious man as Kody is, would know that!...haha, I know right ??

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  5. Oh yeah, just wondering if anyone has heard any updates on their Gym biz venture & building their 4 new homes?? Are these still in the works or progress being made? Enquiring minds wanna know...lol
    Also, u would think since Kody & wives are such peddlers, & depend on their "fan" base for biz & want them to buy all their products, etc...that he would refrain from brainless smart ass tweets!! ....ughhhh! TLC needs to hurry & pull the plug unless they're holding out for the juicy stuff...5th wife, divorce,etc...or a scandal, like one of the wives or Kody sleeping around outside their lil exclusive 5 member club..bc only real marriage is kody &Meri.. Lol

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    1. I wonder how TLC will deal with the whole LIV situation on-air? Will the show turn into an Infomercial?

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    2. No idea CB, but makes you wonder how much the Kody Krew are getting paid with the TLC gig. Like, can they pay cash for the new houses or do they have to finance?

      It would be interesting if TLC has 'suggested' Kody start kourting his 5th for a future storyline. I wonder how Robyn would handle that?

      Maybe they should just cut their losses and move back to the house in Lehi and build an addition for Robyn and whatever new wife should come along. That way Meri won't have to keep driving back and forth.

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    3. I believe they rent the Vegas homes. I know, I too think they should go back to Utah. Mind you a few of the wives said they preferred their own space. Who can blame them?!

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    4. I think I'd go insane living with five adults and 17 kids!

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  6. What does Robyn mean, the year before you turn 18 is a special one?? Is that plyg talk for courting so she can get hitched @18 to become a sister wife ??

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    1. prbly so because once a girl's 18 she's married and popping out babies.

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  7. What's up with their "healthier" living, dieting and excersizing? Janelle, the one who needed it most doesn't look like she has lost a single. Ergo, it looks like she's GAINED weight... She doesn't seem fitter either? What's up with that... That episode must be at least a year old!

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  8. Could be that TLC sees the end coming for the shelf life of the Kody World Show since other *alternative* families are now stepping up and angling to be showcased. Easy to see that the Darger group would absolutely love the cameras, as would this group on Anderson Cooper.

    It's happening over in TLC's Dugger-Land too. There is the Bates family now wanting into that promised land of TLC money for having mega-kids. And just like with the Browns, the public has now seen the underbelly of that family too, and the fans are dwindling.

    They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but obviously it also can strike a death knell in your public *exclusivity*....AND in this instance, your income stream.

    So yeah, it probably would behoove Kody and Co. to be smart with whatever TLC income is presently coming in.

    Oh lord....did I just use the words *smart* and *Kody* in the same sentence.
    My bad......!!!!

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    1. I thought the same thing. When I watched the Bates show, I kind of got the feeling there was some competition between the 2 families - with the birth shown on the show, aren't the Bates now tied with the Duggars for number of kids? And I thought the Bates did get a show on TLC.

      It took so long for the Browns to acknowledge a new season - contract negotiation maybe? And that book coming out in May - come on, that's just gouging their fans for more money. What's next, a movie? Kody can't even handle a Youtube channel!

      Ha ha, I see it now - Jackie and Charlie: Looking for a Sister Wife. Not a reality show, more suited for a situation comedy with guest appearances by the Duggars, the Bates, Kody Brown and his Sister Wives. Cameo appearance by Rebecca (who will see her error in judgment and apply for ABC's The Batchelor instead).

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    2. hahahaha!! That's definately the show for Rebecca and I don't think for one second given the opportunity she wouldnt ditch that married LAHUSER...and they all probably know it too. I'm sure Jackie is crossing fingers.

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    3. Actually, Cynical the Bates do have a TLC show..it was on tonight @7pm(central time) & re-airs @10pm tonight..I didn't have a chance to see it, but maybe I'll check it out...

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  9. And frankly, TLC has maybe overplayed their hand with the multiple wives scenarios, and same for the double-digit children families. Trotting out the same premise but with different faces may bomb.
    The risk being that, perhaps, less and less viewers will really care any more for this genre.
    Saturation.."seen one, seen them all"..may now be the issue at stake going forward....??

    Besides, since TLC obviously is also going for the freaky shows where someone drinks their urine....
    it makes the Browns and Duggers and their wannabes seem almost normal and humdrum...!!!

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    1. Calling Andy Cohen! We want to see the Real Sisterwives of Salt Lake City !!

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  10. I think this season they should bring in Robyn's ex-husband. Surely he wants to visit his kids, and he might want some extra cash too. I would like to hear his side of the story about what it was like being married to Robyn, and it would be good for the kids to know their dad still loves them.

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    1. Wouldn't THAT be juicy!

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    2. That would definitely make some juicy tv & sky high ratings...but God forbid that kodouche be out shined..
      C'mon Robyn..the truth shall set U free!!!
      I just wonder why David hasn't come into the picture yet, or even if he has an interest in being in his kids life? He could possibly make some serious $$$ from various tv & magazine interviews + tell all book :) ...I just wonder if the Browns would possibly try to get a cease & desist order put on him if by any chance he decided to cash in...but hey, w/ the right legal & entertainment representation anything can happen...after all look @the Browns (eyes rolling)

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  11. I think that both Kody and Robyn like to pretend he is her kids father. Kody doesn't like thinking about the fact that another man has "been there" with her. Can you picture him talking with husband numero uno?! I can't! His precious ego can't take it!

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    1. I would love to see that. Now that would make great television :)

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  12. I would love to see the other wives react to Robyn's ex showing up! and the older kids too. Wonder if TLC would be able to set it up so it was a surprise for all the Browns?

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  13. Oh snaps!! That's a better idea & would LOVE to see that episode & prolly the older kids would too...lol Can u imagine the priceless looks on everyone's face, ESP Robyn & Kody & how awkward the couch sessions would be...I wonder if Robyn would be sitting next to Kody?? ...lol
    Let's go TLC & make it happen..."fans" have spoken...

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  14. Anybody remember what the # of viewers were for this show? I thought I recalled 3 million. That Kate + 8 didn't go off until she got pretty steadily about a million a week. Of course, TLC screwed with the schedule so you never knew when it was on, so it was obvious they wanted rid of her. But the Browns may need to lose at least half their viewers to get the sack.

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  15. The stories about Pinedale, Montana, where I believe Robyn and her ex lived, are scary. Closed, insular community with all the women dressing alike and a private compound school for the kids. Completely different from what we see on the Brown's show.

    I wonder if any of the women who have escaped Pinedale know about Robyn. They could cash in too!

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  16. It seems that none of you actually enjoy watching the show. All you want to do is trash it. Since no one forces you to watch it, rather than being so critical, try changing the channel.
    It seems pretty sad that you have nothing better to do than criticize the family on the "Sister Wives". They chose to live this type of lifestyle. Leave them alone, and worry about your own family.
    Signed A Fan of the Show

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    1. Dear A Fan of the Show,

      It seems that you do not actually enjoy reading Sister Wives Blog. All you want to do is trash it. Since no one forces you to read it, rather than being so critical, try reading another blog.

      It seems pretty sad that you have nothing better to do than criticize the commenters on the Sister Wives Blog. They chose to discuss their opinions of the Browns and their polygamous lifestyle on this blog. Leave them alone, and worry about your own family.

      Signed A Fan of the Sister Wives Blog

      P.S. I hope you get my point...

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  17. 2 snaps up C.J !!!! ...lol :)

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