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Sunday, March 10, 2013

Twisted Sister's Sales Go to a Good Cause!



 We've all enjoyed Twisted Sister's artwork. Her creations grew, along with the idea to put them up for sale, and put that money to a good cause.

Here's a happy customer/poster holding up her mug! She said it looked awesome!!

  

 Twisted Sister is donating all her proceeds to help K. Dee Ignantin and others with helping ladies leave FLDS and get the help they need. Any purchases you make, 100% of all proceeds will go to charity. There is a huge variety! Here's just a few:


 






  
Twisted Sister's website: 

http://www.cafepress.com/twistedsisterscloset

Be sure and check out TW's Closet, and enjoy!!!!

Also TW on Pinterest!


K. Dee Ignantin's website:
http://polygamyisabuse.com/






oops, had to add this one, too funny!!

OPEN DISCUSSION AREA!

158 comments:

  1. I am so excited. My 17yr. old daughter will go to Utah with her friends church in June to work with "holding out hope". She will meet kids fleeing FLDS.

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    1. Wonderful! How did your daughter's church get involved with this group? How much does the church group know about the FLDS? Do the leaders of the teenage church group read SWB??

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    2. These people go every year around the same time. It started with Calvery Chapel in our area. Now, my daughter's friend's dad, pastors his own church but I think they still go with the same group. And, yes they are fully trained so I will have to bring my child up to speed. I am not sure they read the blog.... I will ask.

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  2. Great job! Can't wait to have an extra few bucks to buy some goodies! LOVE the pot of goo. lol!

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  3. Just saw the new jewelry piece designed "entirely by Meri" over at the Closet. Yup...it's basically a claddagh. I'm seriously so sick of these loons saying they "designed" hearts, dog paws, claddaghs. Basically they grab an existing shape, wrap it in iconic sterling silver and slap their name on it...nasty grifters.

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    1. but they used a CHILD's hands this time, dammit!!! Thus, it's their own original design (oops MERI's)!!!!! only $84.95 and expensive at 1/5th the price!

      OMG is that Kody's face on the leperchaun??? TOO FUNNY, it's so creepy it's funny!! LOL

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  4. Great Job Twisted Sister! I don't even know which to buy, they are all so cute!!!

    Off topic -I keep going back to this video, they tell it like it is! Would you not love to see Jane attack Kody? https://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/bankruptcies-analysis.html

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  5. Great job TSW! These are all pretty cool & I really like the mug at the top ;)
    Now off topic! I'm watching Mormonism: Hidden In America on the Destination America channel right now & surprisingly they're covering the Warren Jeffs/FLDS in Colorado City & throwing out the unwanted young males aka Lost Boys.
    Oh, & I also learned that LDS established Welfare Square in Utah. Which is a place that mormons in need of help can go & get groceries for free. I'm not sure if we ever discussed this yet, but this is news to me. This segment is actually quited interesting.

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    1. Here is a link about what you said.

      http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/welfare-square-place-of-hope-for-the-needy

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    2. Welfare Square is historical in Utah for the Church. Past Presidents have visited it to see how it is run and how it is so successful. Not just anybody can go the Bishop's Storehouse; you do have to see your bishop or relief society president first. Then you request the foods you need for a two week period and take that list to the Storehouse. It's not like going to the grocery store and getting everything you want or need. It's a great system and has helped many people. And yes, I'm LDS but luckily have never needed the Church's welfare assistance. I also watched the show on Desitination America last night. Well done and not too sensationalist. However, they, as everyone does, focus mainly on polygamy and the Church is so much more and better than that.

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    3. Yes, I agree the Mormonism show on Destination America seemed actually pretty fair and thorough. I did know that the Mormon Church is very generous to Mormons in need of help, but I was wondering if they are generous to any people other than Mormons. (Can a non-Mormon poor person get any help?) I believe true generosity extends to all peoples.

      Things I learned from the show:
      there are more Mormons than Jews in the world
      Only 3% of Mormons are Black
      About 50,000 missionaries a year, about 300,000 converts a year
      Usually only date other Mormons, so dating pool limited to about 1% of population.
      Joanna Brooks who appeared in the show writes the "Mormon girl" blog SWB has referenced a few times.
      Only Temple weddings are for "Time and Eternity", and you "must be chaste" to have a Temple wedding.

      ****3/17/13 on Biography channel. New show "Escaping Evil:My Life in a Cult". Previews showed Flora jessop, and seemed to be talking about things I read in her book "Church of Lies"****

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    4. Yes, nonMormons can get help from the church, however, one would probably need to know someone who is Mormon to introduce them to the presiding Bishop in the Ward in order to get the necessary paperwork, etc. They will help anyone with sustaining "life" but not a "lifestyle" - you can get help with necessary utilities bills such as power but not cable tv as cable tv is not necessary to sustain life. They will give food vouchers for the Bishop's Storehouse before helping with money for a grocery store, tho. I've seen Bishop's pay for things like tires for a car, too. Our Bishop has helped many people in our Ward with house payts and rent due to this lousy economy. We have a huge, and I do mean, huge, clothing fair every year in which all items are completely free to whomever wants to come. No questions asked. Then, afterwards, all the unclaimed clothing is donated locally.

      As far as dating, yes it is preferable for anyone to date within their religion (any religion, for compatibility) but certainly not required. I know tons of people who are married to nonmembers and there are no problems. However, it is true, that if you are not a member, or a member in good standing with a temple receommend, you cannot be sealed nor enter the temple for other ordinances. It is not "secret" but "sacred". You can go online to the Official Church website and see all the rooms in the temple, learn about the basics and the purposes of the ordinances. However, the specifics should not be discussed outside the Temple nor with nonmembers.

      If I can answer anyone's questions, without violating church protocol, I'd be happy to.

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    5. Thank you for clarifying things; sounds like the US government welfare system could learn a lot from the the Mormon Church about how to help the poor in valuable ways.

      I agree, most religions do want their members to date and marry within that religion. I do think it's sad, tho, that non-Mormon relatives cannot partake with their Mormon family members in many religious services, especially their own children's weddings. I was raised Catholic, and have some of the same criticisms of that Faith. Nowadays, I think the only thing not allowed in Catholicism by non-members is receiving in the Eucharist, but all can attend religious services.

      Only ever knew 2 Mormons personally (although there are three LDS and one Cummunity of Christ churches in my area), and both are very nice people. I would just be devastated tho, if my child married someone, and I couldn't go to the wedding :(

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    6. Hi all! The area my husband pastored in Kentucky had a food ministry. The members from the LDS church were the most faithful to help even more than our own church. They never complained and were a blessing to our community.

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    7. To be honest, you're not missing much with the LDS temple sealing/wedding. It's very short. Visitors/nonmembers can be in the waiting area of the temple but not past the front desk. The ceremony is quite short and then the couple comes outside. Pictures aren't allowed inside the temple so all the wedding photos are on the grounds, which can be quite beautiful. There is almost always a huge reception so you would get all the typical things such as a reception line, cutting the cake, etc. Yes, technically, you would miss the "wedding" but being as how short it is, you're not missing much. One of our daughters had a civil marriage by the Bishop in the church instead of a Temple wedding and that is open to everyone. It's not usual but a Bishop could perform a civil ceremony after the Temple ceremony for nonmembers.

      On the subject of food ministry...our Stake has partnered with several other church organizations in the area for food drives. We assist with food banks all over the area. We've been told in the past that our ward was asked to slow down or stop with the donations because they had too much. Hard to believe isn't it?

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    8. The first time I ever got dumped by a guy was because I wasn't Mormon. He said he could never love me enough to defy his family values. What the...?

      We were 15. I was devastated. He is still unmarried to this day.

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    9. First time I was dumped by a guy it was because I wasn't Jahovah Witness. At the time I was very confused about all this - like why did we go in the first place?
      Rumor has it he left the church and is now into Buddhism. Oh well...

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  6. I checked out all TS stuff on Cafe Press and I love it! I definitely need some the "its not entertaining till the pastries hit the wetbar" gear! And your prices are so much better then MSWC!

    OFF TOPIC: I can't figure out how to see Robyn's Pinterest page. There are so many Robyn Browns. I'm new to Pinterest so if anyone could help me out with it that would be great. I want to see where she is getting her "inspiration" for the "iconic" jewelry!

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    1. It's under Robyn Sullivan if memory serves, or maybe Robyn Sullivan Brown. I haven't been on it in like forever, but last time I was on her Pinterest, there were all of five pins, and one that was interesting was a frilly apron - kind of the same type you'd find at Sur La Table - I'm guessing that's more what she had in mind when deciding to do an apron for the site, but instead they went the quick cheap route of screen printing their silly-ass juvenile butterfly design.

      and btw - does ANYONE need or want jewlery specifically for St Pat's Day? does this mean their next ICONIC piece is coming out on Memorial Day or Fourth of July??? yoikes.

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    2. https://pinterest.com/LuvgvsUwngs/

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    3. One thing that has always puzzled me - what does Robin's twitter/pinterest name, LuvgvsUwngs, mean? I just don't get it.

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    4. Love Gives You Wings is how I've read it.

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    5. You can fly up from a trailer to a mcmansion on the wings of Kody-love?

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    6. Okay thanks. I was concentrating on the vs as versus and couldn't make any sense of it.

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    7. I actually signed into my Pinterest a few days ago and Robyn had repinned something of mine. Of course I had pinned it to my 'When we Win lotto' board....she pinned it to things to try in her backyard... Tlc=lotto. I have been waiting on some dragonfly designs in the closet because I checked her boards and lots of dragonfly things pinned.

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    8. i'm sure if she does, she'll tie it in w/the claddagh or their pawprint butterfly. maybe Grody as a frog w/his king plyg crown on and 4 dragonflies flying around him w/his long tongue out trying to nail one!

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  7. I linked your store on the crazy sisterwifescloset's facebook and it stayed posted all of five minutes.

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  8. I still Laugh every time I see our leprechaun and wife 5, there just so silly- fun!

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  9. I would love to be a fly on the wall during the the next sisterwifes and kody meeting about businesses that they have. This blog and its ideas and creativity have way surpassed anything they have come up with for business ideas and income.
    They took themselves too seriously and could never think long term or outside the box for business ideas to capitalize on their tv platfrom for its limited time..SWB will outlive their show...

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    1. Meri Quite ContrariMarch 11, 2013 at 1:23 PM

      Agree with most of your analysis though I think the main SWC players, Meri & Robyn, are too dumb to understand and figure out how to really take their business seriously. Like everything else, it has the feeling of "let's play house or let's play store." Reminds me of the fantasy way preschoolers play.

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    2. Meri did say she didnt really want to have a family business..remember? she wanted to work with "at risk kids"...she wasnt into the SWC business to begin with. It shows. Good job bloggers..worthy causes..the Browns just want to jam the public for overpriced jewelry and shipping fess. they think they are the worthy cause. I think Janelle is on a great path to finally doing something for herself and her health. good for her.

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  10. BRAVO!! A job well done. You took a whimsical idea and acted on it, and for such an excellent cause.

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  11. Fantastic job, Twisted Sister !!!
    Bless you for your generous heart and your talent...for giving it all to SUCH a worthy cause !!

    I am getting the hat and the mug. :))))

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    1. I 2nd Amused comment! Great job, etc., TS!

      I am getting the dog shirt saying "Validate Me", and the "polygamy is abuse teeshirt" (already have I (heart) SWB tee). And, I'm getting....more! Great to be able to shop for fun things, and help people at same time!

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    2. I 2nd Amused comment! Great job, etc., TS!

      I am getting the dog shirt saying "Validate Me", and the "polygamy is abuse teeshirt" (already have I (heart) SWB tee). And, I'm getting....more! Great to be able to shop for fun things, and help people at same time!

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    3. SD...not that I know what you look like but I picture this lady curled up in bed with two cats and a dog. AND the cats are jealous because the dog has a " Validate Me" SWB tee shirt and they don't have anything. So they are ignoring the dog and sleeping on the end of the bed.

      Slept into Debt

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    4. Slept into Debt, that is hilarious! I'll have to design a Snuggie-type blanket for Sinister Drives' fictional cats to lounge on so they don't feel left out. She IS my model, you know! ;)

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    5. Slept Into Debt's fictional love has given her wings to see into my life!

      Yes, my cats are VERY jealous, and they blame you TSW!

      My dog has been validated, and my fictional modeling career has finally taken off!!

      My. cats. are. waiting.

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    6. SD is wearing her Polygamy is Abuse tee shirt, the dog has on her Validate Me tee shirt and they are modelling them in the bedroom. The cats are still pouting on the end of the bed. Oh, isn't that what Janelle and Christine do too if someone gets more attention than them? Maybe the cats need new watches to take the blues away.

      Slept into Debt

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    7. Watches for cats: check!
      Snuggie for SD: check!
      Slept into Debt t-shirt design: coming up!

      Am I missing anything? Should I start designing a revolving bedroom door for those special rotating nights?

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    8. I am new here and I'm and literally LOL!!! Love it

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  12. I am new here. I love it

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  13. I am so glad y'all like my iconic doodles! My heart is happy today.

    You can put any design on any item, which means...you can have a different apron for each day of the week! You can even coordinate your mugs to match your aprons, and your dog's shirts, and your husbands hat, and your kids t-shirts...the list goes on an on. Don't even get me started on the holiday decorating you can do with the iconic not-so-limited edition ornaments available! Now, focus your attention on our lovely model, Sinister Drives, as she demonstrates the latest keychain designs....

    Oooh, sorry...I got carried away with my QVC fantasies again...

    Thank you all for joining me in this venture. I'm thrilled that we are doing this for a great cause!

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  14. Hi Amused,

    Please feel free to use the Off Topic Friday post(it is still open for comments). O'd like to add my two cents, too!

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  15. I'm glad y'all like everything! My heart is happy today!

    I'll be adding new designs as we go, so if anyone has a suggestion let me know! You can get any design on any item that you want, so feel free to buy a different apron for each day of the week. You'll be a hit at the office with your variety of mugs and your significant others are sure to appreciate a whole new t-shirt wardrobe!

    Now, focus your attention on our lovely model, Sinister Drives, as she shows off a stunning display of keychains and refrigerator magne...oh wait. I got caught up in a QVC moment again...

    But seriously...thank you to everyone for spreading the word and supporting a great cause. I'm thrilled to be a part of this, and can't wait to deliver a huge check!

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    1. Good for you TwistedSisterWife!

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    2. Front of shirt could say "I have multiples" back could say "wives, that is"

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    3. I like that idea Anon 10:13!

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  16. Will do !!!
    Thanks !! :))

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  17. "We're not gonna take it anymore!"

    This is the best news I've heard in a while. Congratulations, K. Dee!! This is awesome.

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  18. really want to buy the pastry/wet bar mug to Meri as a gift

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  19. I'm placing bets Sister Wives have seen this post, and gone to the website....they might learn something.

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  20. On who did the Bleep did I marry - Mark Hoffman - LDS Bomber. Interesting.
    If you have Netflix, it's on there.

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  21. I didn't see it with my own eyes, (probably a good thing) but I was told that "that polygamist guy and the skinny wife" were at NASCAR, just a section or 2 closer to turn 1

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    1. Yep, their "manager" got tickets for them and Kody tweeted a picture...

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    2. At Indy?? So Robyn got picked to go? See... there is no way jealousy is not a huge constant issue.

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    3. Not at Indy, NASCAR in Vegas over the weekend.

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    4. No way!!!!! I was at that race! Can't believe I missed my chance to see some of the Browns in person. We were going to try to track down the new houses, but after we sat in the car for 5 hours after the Sunday race, decided a shower and food were more important. Bummer.

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  22. Defenetly buying it!! Thanks TSW.

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  23. Wow! I actually enjoyed reading through in this posting.

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  24. Love that you put your fun ideas to work!!

    So have we heard anything new on the SW?

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  25. krody is so into sobbin robbin, always seen with her, I assume he had lil king sol with them.love to see robyn's reaction when he gets a 5th wife, I am counting the days!

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    1. I didn't get to see them, but due to the noise and crowd I hope they left the baby home. It's not for little ones.

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    2. Ummmm....King Sol does have his headphones remember :)

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  26. Me too 5th wife 5th wife! Now there's a story, not the stupid Meri baby thing. I SWEAR I am going to SCREAM TO THE TV if they bring it up again.

    Great Job Twisted Sister!! you are on my shopping list in time... I hope you have huge sales. And the one who posted their children were helping out, great job to you too!

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    1. Cheers to a 5th wife! Bring it on TLC :)

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  27. How to abuse children from prison - good read http://tripleap.blogspot.com/

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  28. If kody had Robyn at the races I wonder what he had to buy for Meri to pacifier. I wonder if he has to get each wife left out of an event something to keep them quiet. That's why Meri has all the nice stuff..she b***es the most.

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    1. Memphischick your statement must have been a Freudian slip. Instead of pacify her, it came out pacifier. But that is probably what she needed was a pacifier...boo hoo...get her a tissue.

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    2. I noticed my mistake after it was posted..but after seeing how I wrote it I got a good chuckle. It really fits better I think with the mistake. Thanks for pointing it out though. :)

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    3. It is better with the mistake because you also said the wife left behind needed something to keep her quiet...what better than a pacifier. LOL

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  29. toady probably gave her a piece of furniture to go in those humongous rooms she doesn't need. when he rotates to her I betcha he jumps out the windows to get to robot robyn, just like a teen.she irritates me so bad.i do believe they were happier when chin, I mean she wasn't around!

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  30. How is it that you ALONE are WAY more original and talented than all 5 of those nincompoops?

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    1. not to discount Twisted Sister's creative abilities (and all the other posters here for the past funny t-shirts, aprons, tweets, comments, etc.) but let's face it ... those Sister Wives collectively set the talent/originality bar pretty low!!

      and don't even get me started on all their fans begging them for a cookbook! gag.

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    2. We could start our own cookbook! We've got Caramel Brownie's famous Mac-n-cheese!

      I've got a great recipe for...uh...ice cubes.

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    3. Fan from AustraliaMarch 14, 2013 at 8:12 AM

      I have a recipe for toast.

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    4. i have recipes for REAL tapioca, etc. in place of all their MOCK foods. also - word is that thanks to Janelle's godawful mix of fritos and peanut butter - those two items are next on Mayor Bloomberg's list of banned foods. HAH!

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    5. I have a recipe for a fried egg on the sidewalk.

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    6. Hey there's plenty of ways to get creative w/ ice cube recipes. I make lemonade ice cubes for when I'm serving lemonade, so it stays cold & not get watered down. Plus you can freeze & make raspberries ice cubes for & put in sweet/iced tea or water! There's tons of fun ideas esp for parties & events :)

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    7. Toast? TOAST?!! TOAST!!! How can you think that way, Fan from Australia?! ;)

      Toasters kill more people than sharks, I think. Here in SWB world, we burn our bread in the oven. I'm not even sure you can call it toast when it's black and crunchy....and causes smoke...and makes your eyes water. But, I added you to the cookbook anyways...

      http://pinterest.com/pin/317714948682321207/

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    8. Lol...I went it checked it out too & u have been busy & ur quite creative & hilarious ur self ;)
      I went ahead & joined Pinterest today since most of my FB peeps have been 'inviting' me to do so...from the looks of it, I got a loooonnnnnnggg ways to go to catch up w/ everyone. Geez, that's a lot of pinning!I have a feeling, I'll be doing tons of pinning/liking myself :) With all the fun & great stuff available, I can see how easy it is to get all lost & caught up in the hoopla of Pinterest..lol

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    9. ohhhh, CB...you will LOVE Pinterest! I'm already following you, so I can help you catch up a bit ;)

      I'm such a multi-tasker. Right now, I have SWB open in one window, Pinterest one another, and I'm Mod-Podging tissue paper peace signs onto wine bottles for my dinner party. I have one dog at my feet, one on my lap and there are two green birds on my shoulder. I feel like I should be whistling while I work.

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    10. TSW, All you need are some guard-cats to really be validated!

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  31. On my computer screen it looks like the picture of bleach on the stainless steel thermos says "bran bleach' instead of 'brain bleach'. Anyone else notice this?

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    1. Oops, I meant the bleach bottle on the cold drink holder.

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    2. Unfortunately, the Brain Bleach design looks a lot better in a big format. I'll upload the original one I did on Pinterest. I had to remove the one of the funny parts due to copyright issues.

      I really don't expect anyone to buy a Brain Bleach item, but I wanted you guys to see it.

      But BRAIN is spelled correctly, I promise!

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    3. I am totally buying it. I am SO down with the bleach! After all the talking I did about it, how could I not snap this up?! This will make my Coke cans stylin! You're cool, TSW ;)

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    4. Dang, I tried to buy the coozy and it won't let me. It says it's no longer available. Y do you tease me with the bleach? ;)

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    5. Lauralee...you and Dakota Justice were my inspiration! Look at the one on Pinterest...it's a little bit better. I had to unfunny it a bit to make it on CafePress.

      http://pinterest.com/pin/278941770642775048/

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    6. The Brain Bleach coozy should still be available...?! There seems to be issues with CafePress today. I've sent them an email to find out what's up.

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    7. Yes, I had a problem ordering today, too. And sometimes cafepress home link doesn't get you to TSW closet. Best to use the direct link provided above on SWB.

      My dog is crying for her tee shirt!! (it;s on the way) ....and my real (not fictional) cats are just crying....at the foot of the bed. waiting.

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    8. I had a nice long live chat with CafePress this morning about my little shop and have worked out the bugs. Mostly.

      CafePress is having big trouble with their search function. It hasn't worked for several days, in fact. For this reason, plus a few others, I've made my shop accessible ONLY through the shop link:

      http://www.cafepress.com/TwistedSistersCloset

      This gets us the most money, without raising the prices to the customer at all. This also hides the items from most everyone who doesn't read this blog...but that's okay with me. A lot of non-SWB people might not understand our special sense of humor!

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    9. So TSW, let me see if I have this straight: A customer advised you that there was a problem on your site. You acknowledged the customer's concern and indicated that you were following up on it. You worked with your service provider to resolve the issue and got back to your customer with a solution within 24 hours.

      I don't get it.... Where's the "You crashed our site. Come back later when we're not so busy! And stop sending hurtful messages." brand of service we've come to expect from any vendor with Sister Wife in the name???

      Go girl! You are so putting them to SHAME!!! lol

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    10. Ya know, Vallidayt...I tried to look at the situation as though Lauralee and Sinister Drives were standing right in front of me with cats hanging off of their legs and I reacted shamefully by giving good customer service.

      I had been taught by my sister wolves to ignore customers, overpromise and underdeliver, and to constantly misspell and misuse common words...when will I ever learn?!?!

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    11. TSW, how did you know that I have a demanding fur person who needs constant validation that he's my first baby?! Get outta my head. Saw the other version of brain bleach, and I like them both. But, the one on pinterest was giggle inducing. Thanks so much for actually resolving the problem with ordering. You seem to have a busy schedule, so I'm just wondering how do you manage to budget your time soooo much more effectively than the Krew? I mean there's only one of you and how many of them? If I haven't said it before, you have impressed me and I admire what you're doing with the profits so much that I gave this blog, and specifically you, a plug on another board I'm on. I sorta bragged on you. Now, I'll stop gushing like a Brown leg humper, and go shopping for my coozy and some other stuff. My money is burning a hole in my pocket:)

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    12. I knew I liked you, Lauralee! We musta been sister wives on a former planet or something. Now you've inspired me to doodle...I mean design...a line of cat food bowls for SWB-ers. It's just not fair for the dogs to have all the fun!

      now, where is my doodle notebook...

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    13. Bran bleach is for when you've eaten too much cereal...

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    14. CATS = Crazy About Twisted Sister

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  32. What a HUGE range of stuff! THAT is an online store! Did you learn it all on the fly or that was your regular life and you used your skills? I only ask because LOOK at what you've done! Wow!

    I got an email a few days ago that there are just a few more 2012 Christmas ornaments left... (rolling eyes!) Seriously, good job!

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  33. Great Job Twisted Sister! I think it's cute, smart, and fun. Hope you make a bunch for the cause!

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  34. I think you did an awesome job with your site! I hope you sell out of everything....

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  35. Awww, thank you my sweet blog friends!

    I've done stuff like this my whole life. I've made so many newsletters, flyers, party decorations, bulletin boards, posters and holiday stuff over the years. I currently plan a monthly themed dinner party for a local restaurant and have to design everything from the centerpieces and place cards to the advertising. I DON'T have to plan a menu or cook, thank goodness.

    I'm a total theme queen, and probably would have been a good home-room mother if I had kids!

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    1. I wish I could come to your restaurant to the themed dinner party. Alas, Canada is too far away!

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    2. Yah, Canada to Texas probably is a bit far!

      My dinner party this month is a 60s theme. Next month is going to be a Caribbean theme, and May is a casino night theme. I might need a trip to Las Vegas for inspiration, I think....who is with me?!

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    3. I can make pop tarts for the wet bar.

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    4. Pop Tarts require a toaster. an Evil Evil Toaster.

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  36. Wonderful website!! Dont you know the poor sister wives are shaking their heads especially sobbin robin knowing these ideas fly out of your head??? It takes her months to come up with one iconic idea that somehow resembles her other ideas.

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  37. Polgyny is more than two wives.....polygamy is just two.

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    1. ACTUALLY ...

      Polygyny - the state or practice of having more than one wife or female mate at one time

      Polyandry - the state or practice of having more than one husband or male mate at one time

      Bigamy - the act of entering into a marriage with one person while still legally married to another

      Polygamy - marriage in which a spouse of either sex may have more than one mate at the same time


      In other words, Polygamy is the umbrella word than encompasses the various forms of plural marriage.

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    2. The Browns practice 1/2 open marriage. Koduches half is open and they lost their excuse to claim polygamy due to faith a long time ago!
      I guess Kody taking Sobin to nascar was the reason for Meri's poor poor lonely tweet the other night. She was whining that she needed a girlfriend to go paint the town with her. Errrrrr.....I guess the husband's girlfriends cant pass?

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  38. I really love that twisted has plus size t-shirts... us sister wives are chunky monkeys for sure. Also, a lil off topic but today I got one of those big ruffly baby doll tops! A must have. Sorry I can not stand to put on tshirts under it though... so hot. But I do not wear my clothing like stuffed sausage either. So happy today even though spent alone just us women folk... where did that husband rotate to?

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  39. ha chin up robin, you will doodle something for your fans.

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  40. Our dear husband is off at Caramel Brownie's McMansion today and then tomorrow is Lauralee's special magic night. I think she is pouring her cement pad in the back yard while the weather is nice.

    I've given all of my nights to Sinister Drives out of the goodness of my heart. I'll just have to do without any multiplied love for the next month or three. Mrs. Precious Wife, will you mark that on the schedule? I don't want Grody coming into my bedroom on accident!

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    1. Ughhhhh, it's already my turn?? >_< ...Well I got appt w/ my trainer then dinner with my new friends I made at the gym. Plus I gotta work on my blog weight loss segment, so I guess he's gonna be pouring the cement pad on his own! I actually have a life now & his rotation nights tend to conflict w/ my super busy schedule now. I'll just do what he does to Christine. Show up really late when everyone is in bed & then he can sneak out early before sunrise! ;) ...Lol

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    2. OOhhh no you don't TSW! No extra nights for me! (When will I have time to model?) Slept-Into-Debt and I were wrong - the cats weren't pouting for special gifts. They thought they smelled an obnoxious stink coming our way, and have been on guard duty at the foot of the bed!! Scared the poor little rotating idiot away...

      And you, CB, and Lauralee have a really good plan! If it's not clear where exactly the cement pad is being poured or in whose backyard, someone might slip or get a gentle push as he tries to rotate in the dark. If we never hear from our fictional shared husband again, we'll all know which cement pads to dig up!

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    3. No thank you. Dear God, I just got one heck of a nasty visual in my head of Kody ...I just can't even write it. I will be magnanimous and give all my nights to Sinister Drives and Caramel Brownie. No givesees backsees! Y'all know what to do with the pads, I assume? I know nothing and will stay as quiet as a little mouse.

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    4. At least Mrs. Precious Wife is getting prepared for the Rotator. She is going to shave her legs and pits....not too sure what she is going to do with the diced celery. Maybe she'll feed it to him in bed with crackers. Maybe she is going to put it in her ears so she doesn't have to listen to how wonderful his fourth wife is.

      Slept into Debt

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    5. You know, I just realized that I may have to unseal myself from our dear Kodouche...I'm deathly allergic to celery! That's too bad.

      I was really looking forward to our special date night at the corner gas station. We were going to eat nachos and watch the sunset and now I'll have to miss it. I think that Grody was going to try to convince me to rent out Sobbin's baby cave so that I could have lots of spirit children, but my respiratory health is just too important to risk anaphylactic shock from being to so close to Celery-breath for any length of time.

      Shucks.

      In other news, I'm having a Wetbar Dinner Party! It's BYOGreenGoo, but I'm making Caramel Brownie's famous ice cubes...so if any of you that aren't currently in rotation, come on by! Oh, and we're taking Instagram photos and tweeting, so bring your best paper plates.

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  41. Off Topic - I have been catching up on RHOBH. I am so behind. Adrienne really turned out to be ugly, now didn't she? Speaking of, has anyone seen the star picture of her in 1977? I find it hard to imagine hating one's looks enough to change yourself that much. Why not embrace the beauty of her heritage? Glad I'm an ordinary chump. NO WAY would I risk my life for all those procedures.

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    1. Yea I've been watching too! She's totally superficial! Plus her & her ex-husband both hooking up w/ much younger people. Talk about midlife crisis mode & cougarville overload...LOL

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    2. Okay, so here's my conspiracy theory about the breakup of Adrienne and Paul. I think...the breakup was orchestrated to protect assets. Specifically PAUL'S!!

      The Maloof empire had a horrible year...most noticable was the lost of the basketball team and ownership of the Palms in Vegas. Who knows? Divorce in a community property state, assets being divided 50/50. Paul doesn't lose his shirt when the Maloof empire further crumbles financially. A few years down the road, Paul and Adrienne hook back up and ride off into the sunset...



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    3. That is a good point, CJ! I never thought about it that way. I've been hoping that Paul will hook up with Brandi Glanville.

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  42. Anyone following the browns Klan on instagram? Interesting pictures that left me wondering.

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  43. Ohhh twisted how can he skip your rotation. I do believe our lives, those lives of gifted, creative, intelligent and educated would overwhelm and overload Mr. KB. If your used to packing RVs up with loads of kids, making vacations out of visiting plyg land instead of a theme park, if hosting dinners with your competition are your idea of excitement then we would surely drive the man bald... a long time ago! I do believe most the people on here have more interests then making iconic joorry of plain silver heart and copying an Irish claddagh over and over, discussing carpet colors and eating a whole lot in parks. I figured out why they do the park thing. FREE venue. I love going to parks, rarely eat at one though. We actually go to the trouble to clean our homes, decorate and have company in to celebrate results of graduating college, realty exams, etc. I am sure rotating is what keeps KB entertained. If he rotated with some of us he would surely explode. LOL.... Ok, going to go back to quilting photos of my husbands kids and wives on a quilt to gift to someone elses son now, change another womans baby diaper of my husbands baby, go to work to support 3 other of my husbands wives who refuse to work, duck and cover behind the wet bar when the orange goddess spews past with pastries smelling of 180 proof and then bathe, shave my legs and pits, dice some celery and prepare for my Rooooottttaaattion (in sing song sheer happiness of a woman who has not had hmmhmmm relations in days).

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  44. Janelle has a new blog up -= Finding Your Power.
    Her picture rocks - she is losing the weight! Go Girl!http://blogs.discovery.com/sister-wives/2013/03/finding-your-power.html

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    1. I still can't tell from that picture any weight loss. I don't know how much weight she's really lost as she doesn't say nor are there ever any pics showing a noticeable weight loss after almost a year now of "working hard" at it. Why was she so vague about her "physical challenge" that pushed her beyond her limits? Would have loved to have been told some specific details re:exactly what she'd done. Just seemed to dance around it all in generic philosophical emotions. I get the strong vibe that it's a ghostwriter on her blog. It's got little personal tidbits thrown in w/the overall generic read imo.

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    2. I think the plan is being laid for "fitness" tapes and paraphernalia *designed by Janelle* (or whomever) to hit the 'Closet' shelves.

      Coming soon..."Jogging with Janelle" !!!

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  45. I wonder if KodyWorld realizes just how much SWB has done for their visibility?
    Between posting their instagrams, tweets, closet links, Janelle's fitness blog links, green goo links, etc...they SHOULD be VERY glad that SWB exists.

    And wouldn't you think they would have been clever enough to run a special on the green goo for St' Patrick's Day...nah, never mind, we're talking about the Brown Klowns....clever is not in their DNA.
    Cunning, covert.....but not clever.

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  46. MisterSister, Just took a look at Adrianne's before photo in 1977. I, too believe in embracing the beauty of your heritage......But she was pretty UGG!

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    1. I hope Brandi Glanville doesn't get a hold of that photo of 1977 Adrianne.

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  47. Saw on facebook:
    If U marry one woman She will fight with u...
    But...
    But if u marry 2 women They will fight for u...
    Think different. Add wife... Have life...;)

    UGH

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    1. If you marry one woman she will fight with u...? But... If you marry 2 women they fight with eachother and that takes the pressure off of u. Think different so you don't have to be accountable to one wife for life. Right?

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  48. Going to work on my fitness as Ms. Janelle does look thinner. She looked much smaller I believe in the last season. Yes she is still one of the big girls ... weight loss is so hard. I start out good at 7 a.m., by 9 I am making good choices, by noon I am in starvation mode and eat just a little something. I eat a healthy dinner and by 8 p.m. I am foraging for goodies because after all who is gonna see me anyway? My husband doesnt come around enough for me to even shave my legs. Seriously I just took a 4 mile walk (to the grocery and back). Then I made turkey rueben sandwiches. I did talk to the Mister twice on the phone today so my duty is done. :)

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  49. Twisted Sister...might I suggest that you create a SWB Christmas ornament, date it 2008, label it as "iconic" and place it on backorder?:)

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    1. I'll get right on it, laurakaye!

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    2. And be sure to raise the price because of its limited availability.

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  50. Browns are at Disney AGAIN!!! I think they just want to live in a fantasy world.

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  51. I was just on http://famousplastic.net/category/adrienne-maloof/ looking for before and after plastic surgery pics and what do my wondering eyes see? An advertisement for the Twisted SisterWifes ware!!! Pretty cool!

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  52. You know, I like Disney as well as most folks, but I also find it exhausting to pull everyone together, the road trip, and usually glad when I get home. someone tell me what is the BIG fascination here? I personally wouldn't want to go 8-10 times a year. Why can't they pick somewhere else to go? It seems they live in a fantasy town with all sorts of things to do, and would spread out there vacations to see other parts of the world?

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  53. There ain't no pot o' gold but But we got green goo!!! Hysterical~

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  54. I can't wait to buy a SWB T shirt!!! Rocks!!!!

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  55. This is a great idea and for a great cause. Just goes to show you, all at SWB are a great bunch to be with. I've lurked around here for a long time. Rarely comment, but think this is great.

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  56. IDEA! What about selling some of the T shirts we made a while back?

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  57. Those T shirts were so humorous, I can't seem to find them, what was the link?

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  58. Janelle went to a concert with her friend while Meri Christine and Krusty are on the road selling goo!

    Wonder what Keusty thinks about her independent streak?

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  59. I've enjoyed a lazy Sunday going through this blog. I found some old posts that some of you would really enjoy. They are mock T shirts made up by the posters!
    https://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2012/07/blog-post.html
    https://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2012/01/tee-shirt-2-time-heres-your-shirt-swb.html

    Mister Sister and company did a great job on these! Check it out - you'll get quite the laugh.

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  60. Awesome!I wish you the best of luck, and can't wait to see a new post of yours on here!

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  61. These are also very cute. Fun to look at. Thanks!

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  62. I am the girl that wrote her story on the other page. I think these are funny, and I pray that Twisted Sister sells a bunch to help get other girls out. Thank you.

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  63. These are also great artwork!
    Since this is an open discussion area, I've only paid attention to the trial from comments on here. Are there any updates?

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  64. I haven't been here for a long long time, have to say, Twisted Sister you do some great work! I enjoy seeing the creations you do.

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  65. This and the Easter post are sooooo fun and smart! Thanks!

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