But first, let's all say Happy Birthday to the Brown's newest 'adult', Aspyn Brown!
Yes, Aspyn celebrated her 18th birthday a few days ago, so of course there were plenty of birthday wishes from her Mom and Dad. Wait, did I miss Robyn's birthday greeting? Oh well, maybe she sent a private tweet (go figure).
So I know you all are asking how the Birthday Girl celebrated, aren't you?
Did she book a Carnival cruise to the Caribbean? Nope...(She's way too smart to do that!)
Did she show off a fantastic birthday gift from ole Mom? (Well, I think she liked it.)
All right, did the Birthday Girl get anything for her Birthday she really really liked?
Why, of course she did! Aspyn's going to DISNEYLAND, where else? Although now that she's an 'adult' maybe she will broaden her horizons to include Disney World and a couple of week vacations on a Disney Cruise ship...perhaps?
So let's check out some of her tweets, shall we?
First, we have the obligatory tweets from her parents...
Happy Birthday @aspynbrown, you have always between a delight. I am so proud of you.Oops!! Looks like Christine's auto complete went a bit crazy...or maybe Christine really meant to say between...who knows?
— Christine Brown (@rosecolored6) March 14, 2013
Ah, how cute Kody! Bet you say that to all the girls!
And look what Christine gave Aspyn!! I think Aspyn was impressed! But those milk-chocolate dipped strawberries look a little...strange...but it's the thought that counts, right?
I'm pointing out all of the strip clubs and adult shops I can be at now to my mom. She loves it! ??
— Aspyn Brown (@AspynBrown) March 14, 2013
And what exactly does Mariah's quote "I can legally date any age now" means? Now, I'm thinking she's quoting Aspyn, but considering their religion, that kind of statement can come across in the wrong way. So is she saying Aspyn no longer has to date men her age, that she's now old enough to date older men? (It took a lot of effort for me not to say old men). Guess we will never know for sure...but all of this 'kind' of talk is...well...weird.
But enough serious stuff! Let's see some pictures of Truely!!
And black markers at that! I just hope it's the washable kind and not a permanent Sharpie! And it's always nice to see Kody acknowledging Truely, but isn't she THREE years old yet? Something tells me he knows Sol's exact age. I'm sure Robyn wouldn't let him forget it.
And of course there's always the obligatory Truely in the car shot....this time she's on her way to Disneyland! The cynic in me says this picture was not taken in the cul-de-sac, however. Whose house has an arch?
Okay, enough with the birthday and Truely pictures...It's time to get jiggy with the rest of the Kody Brown Klan...
Let me check my notes... Oh yes. You know, that 'iconic' Christmas ornament that MSWC is selling? Well, I've decided to start an ornament watch.
On March 4th, there were 138 ornaments left.
As of March 16th, there are 124 ornaments left.
That would be (flipping the beads on my abacus) 14 ornaments sold in 12 days...I tell you, those ornaments are FLYING off the shelves! With that kind of business savvy, no wonder they waited until 10 days to St Paddy's day to put their "Charmed" overpriced necklace in the store. Bet that one is flying off the shelves, too!
Robyn and Meri, it's time you girls start looking for real jobs, OK?
On the topic of Meri, on March 3rd, she tweeted:
Needing a girlfriend to paint the town red tonight! Just sounds like fun thing this Saturday night!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) March 3, 2013
Okay everybody, let's all say this in unison: Why are you tweeting for a girlfriend to have fun with, isn't that a perk of having sister wives?
Now, she did get an offer from a 'fan'...who also tweeted that twit Kody, apparently. All I'm going to say is it looks to me like Kody and Meri are now dredging Las Vegas "society" for freebies their 'normal' fans can not provide...you know, like free tickets to shows and stuff. And after they went to the Ballet and all, this is the best they can do? Well, like that saying goes, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear! Or ears...
(PS, to see what I'm talking about, just click ALL next to replies and scroll down to March 7...)
On the subject of freebies, looks like the Brown's booking manager has come through again...look who was at the recent NASCAR race in Vegas...
Thank goodness Robyn also twatted the url for NASCAR so all us cynics could see it was legit. Whatever...Bet Hunter was excited...where were the boys, anyway? And who was babysitting Baby Sol?
And how nice to take a pic of the parking lot, oops, the "awesome sunset". So I guess this means Kody and Robyn were not invited to any infield VIP parties...You know, I'm really surprised they didn't crash some of those picnics. I can hear Kody now..."Hi, I'm Kody Brown and I'm a polygamist. I have four wives and Robyn here is my number four. I'd introduce my sons but I don't remember their names, but that's not important because I'm hungry and I love to share. Your food is my food so GIVE ME SOME! You got any Mock Tapioca?"
But you know, this wouldn't be complete without Robyn tweeting about little King Sol...
Alrighty then. Robyn did tweet 3 more pictures of the many moods of Sol, but unlike his mama, I think one picture of Sol is quite enough. And apparently, the little tyke is still keeping Mommy awake at night...
This no sleep thing is for the birds!My ewok better start sleeping more or I am just gonna have to start sleep walking!#zzzwhatdidyousay
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) March 12, 2013
Guess her ewok-sitting sister has left the McMansion.
Moving on, we find out that Janelle and Kody celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary...Isn't it a coincidence that while Janelle and Kody were celebrating, Meri was tweeting for a girlfriend to go out with. And Robyn was mysteriously silent. But it still looks like Robyn has rubbed off on Meri!
A day relaxing in the sun, a great steak and Beatles Love.Thanks 4 the great anniversary celebration @realkodybrown. 20 yrs went by quickly!
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) March 2, 2013
Normally, Janelle gets business type celebrations. Now Kody is giving her sun, steak and a Cirque du Soleil show at the Mirage?
Hmmm....I think he's buttering up #2 for some reason. Then again, since Janelle now has a job, I bet SHE had to pay!
That's all for now, and remember....I Scour the Internet So You Don't Have To !!
Happy St Patrick's Day!