Craigslist Kody Wannabe!

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seeking a Kody Brown type relationship - mw4w - 5430 (Vancouver)

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Date: 2012-08-06, 4:29AM PDT

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I am 54 years young and my wife is 30. We are a mixed race family. Caucasian and Asian. We have been married for 11 1/2 years. We have 2 children a boy 10 and a girl 5. My wife is into rock climbing and physical exercise. Anyone we would be interested in would have to be athletic so they could exercise with her. I like women who are into God but not into church or religion.

Age is just a number but if you are immature I would lose interest in you fast. I am honest and speak my mind. I can not stand liars at all. If you are Bisexual then dont waste your time with me because I am not interested at all.

My wife is an awesome lady and a wonderful woman and anyone who has her for a sisterwife is very blessed. She helps me stay balanced......

We believe for marriage to be successful we need to support one another and also help each other grow individually, spiritually and as a family......

I am a Ronald Reagan conservative.

You can see the details here:
 http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/msr/3171167730.html

Sister Wives Blog: BIG BAD LOVE

One of the posts I had the most fun with was "Kody Brown, We want you to go all the Way! My Top 10 List of Potential Wives 5-7."Take a look.

 http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/kody-brown-we-want-you-to-go-all-way-my.html


Why? It was fun and fantasy. Life doesn't seem real in the "Sister Wives" show. Not to most of us. Men, are sometimes the head of the house, more often, it's the wife. Or one partner, you get the drift. Sometimes, it's equal. Seems like they are hiding their beliefs, where we are all pretty vocal about ours, and many respect others.


Did they emit how they wanted us to see them "as they were" honestly, I do believe so, in so many words. Kody needs the reality of a real woman, a woman that lives on THIS planet. Hence, BIG BAD LOVE. Enjoy!

PS: If you get Lifetime Move Network, A Polygamy Movie, "The 19th Wife" is on today. Check your schedules!

Here's BIG BAD LOVE s1

Judge questions dismissal of 'Sister Wives' lawsuit challenging Utah bigamy law

SALT LAKE CITY — A federal judge wants to know whether Utah County's assertion that it would not prosecute the polygamous family featured in "Sister Wives" is a ruse to avoid a legal challenge of the state's bigamy law.

U.S. District Judge Clark Waddoups' blunt questions had a state attorney on his heels for much of a 45-minute hearing Wednesday as he tried to defend Utah County Attorney Jeff Buhman's recent policy change regarding the statute.

"Is the act of the Utah County attorney simply an attempt to avoid the issue of what consenting adults can do constitutionally?" Waddoups asked assistant attorney general Jerrold Jensen.

In May, Buhman said in court documents that his office had adopted a formal policy not to prosecute the practice of bigamy unless it occurs in conjunction with another crime or if a party to the marriage or relationship is under 18.

The change came about 18 months after Buhman's office said it was investigating and might prosecute Kody Brown and his four wives under Utah's bigamy law. The Browns later filed a lawsuit, claiming the statute violates their constitutional rights to due process, equal protection, free exercise of religion, free speech and freedom of association.

Jensen contends that because the Browns won't be prosecuted, their lawsuit is moot and should be dismissed.
"Is the act of the Utah County attorney simply an attempt to avoid the issue of what consenting adults can do constitutionally?"
–Clark Waddoups

Calling it an "important issue to many people," Waddoups took the case under advisement and said he would rule as soon as possible.

The judge noted that other than in court documents, Buhman did not publicly announce the change and there's nothing to preclude him or a future county attorney from enforcing the law. "That goes to the sincerity of this policy," he said.

Jensen said Buhman, who did not attend the hearing, should be taken at his word.

"I don't think you can question the sincerity of the adoption of this policy," Jensen told the judge.

Jensen said after the hearing that he would call Buhman to the witness stand if the ruling goes against the state.

The Browns' attorney, Jonathan Turley, said the "faux" policy does not repeal the bigamy statute and that Buhman still considers it constitutional and enforceable. He never explains the reasons for not prosecuting people for bigamy, but is willing to do so if it's connected to another crime, Turley said.

"It's clearly an effort to avoid a ruling in this case," he said.

The law, Turley said, still "dangles like a Damocles sword" over the Browns.

Brown, who did not attend the hearing, filed a court declaration Tuesday saying despite the "policy" change, his family still feels threatened and that Buhman has never withdrawn his statements labeling them as criminals.

"We continue to suffer harm as a result of the criminalization of our plural family and the public attacks made against my family with reference to this law," he wrote.

Please read the rest at:
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=21406358&nid=148&title=judge-considers-dismissal-of-sister-wives-lawsuit-challenging-utah-bigamy-law

(Written by Dennis Romboy, KSL.com Utah)

Game of Groans

During the recent half season of Sister Wives have you been excited by the sister wives’ verbal sword play and emotional backstabbing?  Do you miss the intrigue, seduction, lavish costly adequate meagre sets and costumes of the Las Vegas casas del Browns?  Then you will love our very own

Game of Groans: the Sister Wives Edition also known as: Browns Don’t Pay Their Debts / Cancellation is Coming

Do you know who made the following comments?

First prize is a no-expense paid vacation to Robyn’s house in Las Vegas to babysit her children while she and Kody have a second honeymoon.

1.       “Love should be multiplied, not divided.”

a.      Kody Brown

b.     Mrs. Brown, my 4^th grade math teacher

c.      Reverend Brown, minister at the First Street Methodist church

d.      James Brown, Godfather of Soul: married 3 times, had 9

   Answer:  Score two points if you answered anything but “a”.  Unfortunately, however, it was Doofus who made this comment.  Apply brain bleach and deduct 10 points if you answered a.

2.     “We don’t do weird.”

a.      Meri Brown

b.     The Brown M&M

c.      Chris Brown (Rihanna’s ex)

d.      Bobby Brown (the late Whitney Houston’s ex)

   Answer:  The Brown M&M, of course.  After reading the Brown’s book, it is apparent that Meri is very weird; therefore, “a” cannot be true.  Five bonus points if you have the inside scoop on whether this comment is true.

3.     “Hold on there Johnny Appleseed.”

a.      Hunter Brown

b.     John Chapman (Johnny Appleseed’s real name)

c.      John McIntosh (discovered the McIntosh apple)

d.      Maria Smith (discovered the Granny Smith apple)

e.       John Cripps (developed the Pink Lady / Cripps Pink apple)

Answer:  Hunter Brown.  An extra 10 points if you know what the comment means. 

4.     “I’ve been praying about it ever since we met.”

a.      Robyn Brown

b.     Zac Brown (country singer)

c.      The unsinkable Molly Brown

d.      Dan Brown (wrote “The Da Vinci Code”)

Answer:  Robyn said this when providing Meri with her offer of surrogacy.  However, we think it would be better as a country song lyric.  Are you reading this Zac?

5.     “Modest is hottest.”

a.      Christine Brown

b.     Christina Hendricks, actress on “Mad Men” (has considerable “assets”)

c.      Christina Aguilera, singer (albums include “Stripped” and “Just be Free”)

d.      Christian Bale, actor (famous for his leaked on-set X-rated rant)

Answer:  Gee, this is a difficult question.  The answer is, Christiane Amanpour, CNN correspondent.

6.     “How do you date as a married man?”

a.      Kody Brown

b.     Kody’s friend Andy

c.      Kelsey Grammer

d.      Every married Mormon fundamentalist man

Answer:  While Kody’s friend Andy (married to Nicole) said the words, the quote applies to “e”.  Do you remember Andy and Nicole?  They belonged to the AUB, but hadn’t yet taken a second wife.  We hope they still haven’t!

7.     Toasters kill more people than sharks.

a.      Christine Brown

b.     The brave little toaster

c.  Jaws

d.  Cylons and Transformers disguised as toasters

Answer:  This was actually a clever marketing ploy by Kenmore to boost microwave sales.

8.     “_____ is a raging testosterone monster.”

a.      Hunter Brown

b.     Detective Sergeant Rick Hunter (Hunter, the 1980s TV series)

c.      Kody Brown

d.      Solomon Brown

e.      Solomon Grundy

Answer:  Kody said this about his son Hunter.  We think that Kody is actually the testosterone monster.

9.     Who was worried that someone might “proslight” about Mormon fundamentalism (Mormon pronunciation of “proselytize”)?

a.      Kody’s friend Ken

b.     The Pope

c.      Elton John

d.      Reese Witherspoon’s mother (accused her husband of bigamy)

Answer:  All the above, with special emphasis on Ken, who apparently lacks a dictionary.

10.  Who has the scarlet P?

a.      Kody Brown

b.     Kody Coxxx, adult film performer

c.      Buffalo Bill Cody, you know who he is

d.      Diablo Cody, writer

Answer:  As usual, Doofus put his foot in his mouth when he attempted to sound literate and compare “The Scarlet Letter” to polygamy.  The result sounded more like something that required antibiotics. 

11.   Who says they will be out of the house the day they turn 18?

a.      Madison Brown

b.     Helen Gurley Brown

c.      Sylvia Brown (the psychic)

d.      Jackson Browne, singer-songwriter

Answer:  Madison is apparently psychic (and feminist) as she says she will be will be supporting herself the day she turns 18, even if she is running on empty and that being a sister wife is definitely not for her.  You go girl!

Written by" Terrasola