Okay, I'm not even going to beat around the bush with this one. Why are Kody's and Robyn's twitter pictures the same? Why are the other 3 wive's pictures different? Does this mean Robyn's main project is the book (coming out May 1st, but available for pre-order now)? Or is there a more sinister reason lurking in the shadows?
Betcha' TLC is SOOO happy the Browns had to move to Las Vegas to avoid the big bad Sheriff from slamming old balding Kody into the slammer and throwing away the key. Can you imagine the cost of transporting the adult Browns from Lehi each weekend just so they could get their rather plump visages in the entertainment news photo pages each week?
Well, the transportation costs are probably less than the rent of four moderate sized homes in Vegas, but that's not the point, OK?
Anyway, May is going to be a busy month: Book comes out on May 1st, new season of Sister Wives starts on May 13th, and their next court date is set for May 16th. What's a network to do?
The TLC sponsored Sister Wives Facebook fanpage has asked fans to submit a question for the Browns. And if luck is indeed a lady, a fan might have the opportunity to appear on the show!
- I wanna be a sister wife!
- When are you coming back on TV?
- Is Kody interested in a 5th wife? Sign me up!
- I love your show!
- Kody, how do you keep healthy having sex with four different women each week?
- Kody do you use condoms?
- How come Kody can have many wives but the wives are limited to one husband?
- Why haven't the wives lost any weight?
- To the wives: How can you have sex with a guy who you know is sticking it to three other Koochies on a regular basis? (OK, that was a direct quote)
This person decided it was appropriate to ask questions to the writer of a comment they didn't like:
To [name deleted] What's the difference ? Are you a virgin? Have you not cheated on your husband? So what's the difference? Polygamy is the best situation and much better than getting caught lying and cheating which a majority of us have been through at least once. Oh yeah, I love the Browns!
Now let's take a look at the Brown's tweets.
If you remember from the first season, Truely was Kody's thirteenth child, and was born appropriately enough on the 13th day of April. Too bad Christine was the only adult to tweet about her baby's milestone 2 year birthday.
Meri seemed to be more concerned with bargains at the green grocer:
and anticipating the Dancing With the Stars Live show...
Later that weekend, Robyn had her head in the clouds on a rollercoaster ride:
And Janelle also twitted about the DWTS show she attended:
Oh yeah, Janelle tweeted to Rosie O' about the Mike Tyson Show they all attended, but it doesn't look like Rosie responded publicly. I also wonder, since Rosie was in town, if she and the Sister Wives got together. Guess we'll have to wait to see if that encounter was filmed for the show.
Now to be fair <cough cough>, Aspyn did post Happy Birthday greetings to her little sister as well as photos of her birthday party. And, lo and behold, guess who was front and center with little Truely on his lap, enjoying the festivities? Pssstt....he's wearing a shiny purple shirt and looks like an aged surfer dude with a receding hairline. At least he isn't holding back the strands of hair left on his head with sunglasses. But he does have definite comb over action in play.
So that's all for now. And remember: I Scour the Internet so YOU don't have to...worry about it!