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Thursday, September 20, 2012

UPDATE!!! I Scour the Internet: The Post Talk Like a Pirate Day Edition 9/20/12

Wow, what a month it has been.

T' Browns were all off doin' their own thin's. Meri handlin' her duties as chief executive recruitin' officer o' their MLM green drink empire. Janelle enjoyin' her time at home with her sprogs. Robyn takin' care o' t' Sister Buxom Beauty Closet business. Kody doin' whatever it be he does (I'm aye we will see him doin' it when t' show resumes on November 11th). And Christine, just bein' Christine.

So let's take a look at some recent tweets from our 'favorite' family o' polygamists t' their fans!


Hmmm...Looks like Robyn's in a funky mood again. Ahoy!, what's up beauty? (cough cough)

Whoa thar. Be that anyway for a sister buxom beauty t' talk, especially when you have three other sisterbuxom beautys that are s'posed t' be your buckos - not t' mention your bestie Meri who you were willin' t' rent your womb out for, almost a year ago!"

Aye, I think Robyn's gettin' tired o' sharin' and wants a pirate o' her own now.

Ahoy! thar Kody, why haven't you been takin' care o' Robyn? She's soundin' kind o' low, you know....

Aha! It's makin' sense now. Kody be hobnobbin' with t' Big Boss and buxom beauty Meri. No wonder Robyn's been feelin' blue! She should try drinkin' that green stuff!




See what I mean? Meri knows what I be talkin' about. Did you see how she also made aye her Big Boss was copied on that tweet? Great way t' influence t' Boss Man.  I bet Meri's McMansion wetbar will be filled with bottles o' that green drink!

Stop your snivelin' and get with t' program, Robyn!


O' course Kody just has t' get t' last word in...good use o' t' word 'lover' but tell me Kody, do you tweet about your other 3 wives t' your LIV boss or be Meri t' only one drinkin' t' green kool-aid?

But wait, why be Meri tweetin' about me Sister buxom beauty's Closet? Isn't that Robyn's baby? (Besides Sol, o' course.)



Honestly Meri, who hasn't seen this 'claddagh charm holder'. For $82, I'd rather spend me doubloons on REAL jewelry. I guess t' price includes t' box, too. How awful that t' price does not include t' 3 individual charms, which costs a total o' $258.00. You'd have t' be a pirate t' afford those trinkets!

Aye, on this note I'm off t' look for me own pirate t' spend some doubloons on and hang out on a deserted island without a care in t' world.... Until next time, remember that I Scour t' Internet, so you don't have to!
 
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE


Arggggh! I don't usually update me I Scours, but  I checked out Robyn's  tweets today and she has two new gems that I just have t' share with everyone.

Who o' ye thinks a certain person (her name starts with R and ends with N) has been readin' a certain Blog this week and tweeted her response t' her fans? Now don't ye hurt yourselves raisin' those hands!

And we have this wonderful gem from t' same sister buxom beauty...


Isn't it comforting to know that polygamy 'done the right way' not only gave Robyn a wonderful life, but that she wishes she could cheer on her sisterwife Meri in person? I wonder where IS Kody?  So even though it would make for good TV if Robyn left Kody to babysit Sol et al in order  to cheer on Meri in her 5K run, I just can't see Robyn giving up her one niter with Kody for a charitable cause. Hey Robyn, how about showing your support by donating some of your no doubt immense proceeds from My Sister Wife's Closet to help out those victims and tweeting for others to follow your example? You don't have to give a lot, just enough to show you really care....


 
ANOTHER UPDATE ... ANOTHER UPDATE  9/22/12

Sltrib.com has an interesting article about the 5K run that featured Meri Brown and Elissa Wall (who escaped from polygamy and testified against Warren Jeffs) as participents. There's even a flattering picture of Meri and of Elissa (click on the picture to see the photo gallery for the article). Please take a few minutes to check it out (the comments are interesting, too). I'm interested to hear what your thoughts are!

Cynical Jinx

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54947325-78/brown-holding-polygamy-keate.html.csp?page=1
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Thursday, September 13, 2012

UPDATE 9/15/12!! More Odds and Ends

Will she or will she?
Season restarts November 11, 2012!

What are your thoughts on what we will have to suffer through see in November?

Will the Browns move into the McMansions and Meri gets her wetbar? Will Kody get a real job and Robyn take her jewelry to QVC?

Will Janelle actually put that peanut butter frito into her mouth and eat it? And what about Christine?

Tune in to find out!!


Random Tweets

Robyn after finding out Taye Diggs may be coming to dinner

Oh dear, looks like Robyn is upset. But I applaud her passive aggressive style. You go, girl!





And a bucketlist entry for Mariah:

I just love Idina Menzel's yummy husband, Taye Diggs! I was sooo disappointed to find out not only was he married, but married to Idina Menzel!! For like 9 years already! Major bummage.

But wouldn't it be interesting (hint hint) if Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs (if they haven't gone the way of Heidi Klum and Seal) would make a surprise visit to the Brown's houses?


Hey, the Browns could have a housewarming party when they move into their McMansions, and they could invite Mrs Diggs to sing Mariah's favorite song!(hint hint hint)



Kody modelling his 'ghetto' biker jacket
Now that would make for some interesting TV, especially if someone says the "G" word --  accidentally, of course.


Oh yeah, looks like the Brown family website is up and running again in case anyone cares to know.












UPDATE 9/15/12


Interesting bit of news from Lindsay Whitehurst's Polygamy Blog (sltrib.com).

Seems the 5k run in Draper UT that Meri Brown has been tweeting about is actually part of a fundraiser to benefit Holding Out Help. Now, before you get all riled up, Holding Out Help is a group that assists people who have left any polygamous group (including of course the "bad" FLDS and Warren Jeffs groups). Anyway, it seems at least Meri is taking baby steps towards giving back to society by helping out their own first.

You can read the entire article here: http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogspolygblog/54898623-191/group-brown-holding-holdingouthelp.html.csp


That's all for now, folks!
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Saturday, September 1, 2012

UPDATED 9/11/12 ! Some Odds and Ends

First off, apparently there is movement in the housing development showcased on last season's Sister Wives. Now this hasn't been confirmed, BUT an over eager Brown fan has let everyone know via "social media" that ground has been broken on the Browns' McMansions -- apparently in the same cul-de-sac as presented on the reality show.

Now, if only we get one of our intrepid photographers to stealthily confirm with some new photos.


AND


This just in...The Brown's attorney has filed new papers today (August 31 2012) asking a judge to declare Utah's law against polygamy violates the 1st and 14th Amendments and is unlawful. Read the article here: http://fox13now.com/2012/08/31/sister-wives-ask-judge-to-rule-bigamy-unlawful/



Update 9/1/12

After an almost 3 month absence, I've heard Robyn posted on the "friend only" fanpage thanking fans for buying their book (keeping more interesting books off the New York Times Best Seller for 4 weeks), for buying their over-priced jewelry and promising to "post on here more often". As a peace offering, she apparently included a new picture of Super Baby Sol.

 Let's see. Lourdes writes about the sisterwives ignoring their fanpage on 8/25/12 and Robyn posts on 9/1/12 with a picture of Sol... Hmmm.....

And also in the things that make you go Hmmmm department.....Robyn is now hawking the services of a local delivery company on twitter!


How wonderful to help out a local business owner who also happens to be listed as the "go to" person for bookings on the Brown family website! For many, many months. That's just how the Browns roll, I guess.


Happy Labor Day everybody!

Update 9/4/12

It's Official!  TLC has announced on the TLC Sister Wives Facebook fanpage that the show resumes on Sunday, 11/11/12.

If only they could have waited a month so it would be 12/12/12. But wait. TLC is promising that the show "returns with more shakeups and surprises" ! I wonder what that's all about?


Update 9/11/12


Hey, what's happening with the Kody Brown family website? That ole " The website you were trying to reach is temporarily unavailable" advisory is up....again.

Let me see, wasn't it around June 9th when the same message appeared; that was approximately 3 months ago. Hmmmm....interesting. At least Sister Wife's Closet hasn't been affected!

Please continue your conversation on this next discussion page: http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2012/09/more-odds-and-ends.html
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

UPDATE!! I Scour the Internet: The Road Trip to Disneyland Edition 8/25/12

Well, summer is almost over and still no word when Sister Wives will be returning to our TV sets. We do know that a lot of filming has been going on -- primarily in Illinois and California.

And this group apparently has taken yet another road trip to the happiest place on earth, outside of Las Vegas, of course. The Browns must own stock in Disneyland. If they don't, they should because it seems they drive down to Anaheim at least once a month to visit Mickey, Minnie,  Goofy and the assorted Disney Princesses.

But this last trip was totally different. Who would've thunk that Kody would actually bring along ALL his wives and families on this Disneyland trip.




Can you just imagine Kody checking into the hotel?

Front Desk: May I help you?
Kody Brown: Yes, I need rooms. (running hand through hair) Haha, I need a LOT of rooms!
Front Desk: Really, do you have a reservation?
Kody Brown: Look, I don't have time for small talk...don't you know who I am? (takes off sunglasses and strategically places them on top of his head to camouflage the ever growing bald spot in front)
Front Desk: Ah....actually no. What name is your reservation under?
Kody Brown: Look, I have a tv show...I have 4 wives and 17 children!
Front Desk: Oh yeah...hmmm...Sorry Mr Duggar. I don't have a reservation under your name.

Now for some reason, there's a gag order on fans reporting the Browns' whereabouts, especially if there are cameras in tow,  on their offical Facebook fanpages -- you know,  the one you have to be accepted as a friend in order to read. The funny thing is, if you follow the adult Browns and their female teens' twits on Twitter, you can pretty much figure out where in the world the Brown's are located, and with whom. Sometimes it seems like they make such a big deal over nothing. I mean, who do they think they are, Countess LuAnn?



And why has the wives' presence  all but disappeared from the Facebook fanpage for those "friends only"? The admins don't even mention the Sunday night chats with the Sister Wives anymore. Even the My Sister Wife's Closet Facebook page is like a ghost town. Those hardcore fans don't give up though - they still post wanting to know when the show's coming back, or if new merchandise will be stocked in the online store soon, but usually the response from the Browns is one of no response. The silence is deafening.

One sure way to get a Brown response is to tweet them that you want to join their "management" team or want to know where their green koolaid can be purchased. Well, the Browns' still need to make a buck in order to afford those McMansions.

So, in lieu of having an actual conversation with the Browns, I decided to conduct a virtual interview.

Let's see what the Browns' have been up to, shall we?

Aspyn, I've noticed that you are an extreme fan of Disneyland. What makes Disneyland different from, let's say, Universal Studios?



Really? But Universal Studios has fantastic attractions too, right?

I'm sure the execs at Universal Studios will be happy to hear that. Now, is this your first or second day here at Disneyland...


So sorry about your sunburn. Maybe Mariah can pick something up at Walmart to help you feel better...wait, Mariah's calling my cell right now!

Hey Mariah, what's happening? You've been gone for quite a while now and Aspyn's  in pain!


Wow, that's kind of harsh. You know, I just have to ask, would your mother approve of your calling an Anaheim Walmart  ghetto? This IS Orange County, after all, and I'm sure some people may perceive your statement as snobby. What would your mother say and did you find that special water you wanted...



But you just called a Walmart ghetto. Don't you think maybe your mother would be upset by your assessment?


Whatever, go back to shopping. Just hope the ghetto doesn't rub off on ya. Do you have anything else to add before you hangup?


Must not be in a ghetto. So back to you Aspyn, you seem to be overly excited. What's up?


Do you have any other plans for the day?

Well, good luck to you. Ah...I see your mother Christine has just stepped up. Christine, I know you and your sisterwife Robyn have had a rough time of it, but it seems everything is all right now. I've heard you dressed Truely up as Robyn this morning. Can you describe Truely's outfit to SWB readers and why Robyn inspired you?

And how thoughtful that you remembered to include Sol! Speak of the devil, here's  Meri and Robyn now! Robyn, can you tell me what Meri has around her neck, please.


How nice for sales. Great to see the pendant and the charm holder together so one can tell just how tiny that Sisterwife's Closet Pendant really is...kind of small for $55, wouldn't you say?


Actually, I was hoping for a response from one of the sisterwives. Meri what are thoughts today?



That's nice. Well,  I can't wait to meet up with you all at dinner tonight!

I'm with the Sisterwives at dinner. It's a new restaurant for Meri, so what are you thinking? I hear the shrimp is excellent here!


Well, I think you will make do...say, you've got a really deep tan there, Meri. You are making Robyn look extremely pale in comparison! I know the sun's gone down but...damn!



Whatever you say. Hey Robyn, do you have any last words? How's Sol doing?

Nicely said, Robyn.  Do you have anything else to say? I know how you like to have the last words...

Now was that just your biologicals or your bonus kids, too?

Hey, we haven't heard from Janelle. Janelle do you have any final words to say to SWB readers?


Gee, I can't answer that, but I bet it may have been around the same time Kody decided to tell everyone how disgusting it was watching Christine eating chile cheese nachos.

So on that note, remember, I scour the internet so you don't have to!




Extra !! Extra!!

Here are Mock Stalker's photos from Disneyland!! Many thanks to Mock Stalker!

Enjoy!!


 

 
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