Well, summer is almost over and still no word when Sister Wives will be returning to our TV sets. We do know that a lot of filming has been going on -- primarily in Illinois and California.
And this group apparently has taken yet another road trip to the happiest place on earth, outside of Las Vegas, of course. The Browns must own stock in Disneyland. If they don't, they should because it seems they drive down to Anaheim at least once a month to visit Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and the assorted Disney Princesses.
But this last trip was totally different. Who would've thunk that Kody would actually bring along ALL his wives and families on this Disneyland trip.
Can you just imagine Kody checking into the hotel?
Front Desk: May I help you?
Kody Brown: Yes, I need rooms. (running hand through hair) Haha, I need a LOT of rooms!
Front Desk: Really, do you have a reservation?
Kody Brown: Look, I don't have time for small talk...don't you know who I am? (takes off sunglasses and strategically places them on top of his head to camouflage the ever growing bald spot in front)
Front Desk: Ah....actually no. What name is your reservation under?
Kody Brown: Look, I have a tv show...I have 4 wives and 17 children!
Front Desk: Oh yeah...hmmm...Sorry Mr Duggar. I don't have a reservation under your name.
Now for some reason, there's a gag order on fans reporting the Browns' whereabouts, especially if there are cameras in tow, on their offical Facebook fanpages -- you know, the one you have to be accepted as a friend in order to read. The funny thing is, if you follow the adult Browns and their female teens' twits on Twitter, you can pretty much figure out where in the world the Brown's are located, and with whom. Sometimes it seems like they make such a big deal over nothing. I mean, who do they think they are, Countess LuAnn?
And why has the wives' presence all but disappeared from the Facebook fanpage for those "friends only"? The admins don't even mention the Sunday night chats with the Sister Wives anymore. Even the My Sister Wife's Closet Facebook page is like a ghost town. Those hardcore fans don't give up though - they still post wanting to know when the show's coming back, or if new merchandise will be stocked in the online store soon, but usually the response from the Browns is one of no response. The silence is deafening.
One sure way to get a Brown response is to tweet them that you want to join their "management" team or want to know where their green koolaid can be purchased. Well, the Browns' still need to make a buck in order to afford those McMansions.
So, in lieu of having an actual conversation with the Browns, I decided to conduct a virtual interview.
Let's see what the Browns' have been up to, shall we?
Aspyn, I've noticed that you are an extreme fan of Disneyland. What makes Disneyland different from, let's say, Universal Studios?
Really? But Universal Studios has fantastic attractions too, right?
I'm sure the execs at Universal Studios will be happy to hear that. Now, is this your first or second day here at Disneyland...
So sorry about your sunburn. Maybe Mariah can pick something up at Walmart to help you feel better...wait, Mariah's calling my cell right now!
Hey Mariah, what's happening? You've been gone for quite a while now and Aspyn's in pain!
Wow, that's kind of harsh. You know, I just have to ask, would your mother approve of your calling an Anaheim Walmart ghetto? This IS Orange County, after all, and I'm sure some people may perceive your statement as snobby. What would your mother say and did you find that special water you wanted...
But you just called a Walmart ghetto. Don't you think maybe your mother would be upset by your assessment?
Whatever, go back to shopping. Just hope the ghetto doesn't rub off on ya. Do you have anything else to add before you hangup?
Must not be in a ghetto. So back to you Aspyn, you seem to be overly excited. What's up?
Do you have any other plans for the day?
Well, good luck to you. Ah...I see your mother Christine has just stepped up. Christine, I know you and your sisterwife Robyn have had a rough time of it, but it seems everything is all right now. I've heard you dressed Truely up as Robyn this morning. Can you describe Truely's outfit to SWB readers and why Robyn inspired you?
And how thoughtful that you remembered to include Sol! Speak of the devil, here's Meri and Robyn now! Robyn, can you tell me what Meri has around her neck, please.
How nice for sales. Great to see the pendant and the charm holder together so one can tell just how tiny that Sisterwife's Closet Pendant really is...kind of small for $55, wouldn't you say?
Actually, I was hoping for a response from one of the sisterwives. Meri what are thoughts today?
That's nice. Well, I can't wait to meet up with you all at dinner tonight!
I'm with the Sisterwives at dinner. It's a new restaurant for Meri, so what are you thinking? I hear the shrimp is excellent here!
Well, I think you will make do...say, you've got a really deep tan there, Meri. You are making Robyn look extremely pale in comparison! I know the sun's gone down but...damn!
Whatever you say. Hey Robyn, do you have any last words? How's Sol doing?
Nicely said, Robyn. Do you have anything else to say? I know how you like to have the last words...
Now was that just your biologicals or your bonus kids, too?
Hey, we haven't heard from Janelle. Janelle do you have any final words to say to SWB readers?
Gee, I can't answer that, but I bet it may have been around the same time Kody decided to tell everyone how disgusting it was watching Christine eating chile cheese nachos.
So on that note, remember, I scour the internet so you don't have to!
Extra !! Extra!!
Here are Mock Stalker's photos from Disneyland!! Many thanks to Mock Stalker!
Enjoy!!
