I Scour the Internet: The Pre Presidential Election Edition 11/5/12

While scouring the internet (yes, on my knees) I happened to come across an idle rumor. Now, I can't vouch for this rumor (which would be soooo funny in a "how far the mighty has fallen" kind of way if it were actually true) but it appears the Browns may be relocating to a rather small town north of where they currently live.

Now, this place is stuck in the middle of a sand infused no mans land that looks like a - excuse my giggling - double wide heaven. But wait, from Google maps I can actually see a rather large CUDDLE SAC! Is this the cul de sac mentioned by the Kody kids so many months ago? Will Kody be building his McMansions there, or will he just plop down 4 triple wides (he IS a reality star after all) and call it a day?

We won't know for sure until the season starts...in 13 days. I'm getting excited now!

PS, to protect the innocent residents of this town, I will not divulge its name, but it does appear to have 1 large government facility and what appears to be a rather large school within its town limits. Just down the road is another huge government facility. Could this mean our boy Kody has finally hooked himself a real job? Or maybe, a wife is finally getting her 'dream' job. Well, we will have to wait and see!!

I know Cynical Jinx has already posted the two tweets showing that twit Kody with his hair pulled back. You know Kody, if you could make that plyg tail into a side pony, Andy Cohen might invite you on his WWHL show. And I think he pays for appearances!

@realkodybrown's new look today - for embarrassing 17 year old daughters twitter.com/JanelleBrown11…
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) November 3, 2012

Is it just me or does Kody always look like he's got a chaw of tobacco in his mouth? Anyway, Kody without his signature hairdo IS embarrassing. Just cut it all off and go bald!

Oh dear, looks like Robyn trying out a new  attention getting tactic...Now it's the things she's thankful for tweets until THANKSGIVING.

I decided to tweet something I am thankful for everyday for the rest of the month in honor of Thanksgiving!
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 5, 2012

Today I am thankful for sleepy "I love you's" & sweet princess kisses from Aurora and Breanna when I do snuggle time with them every night.
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 5, 2012

Every night? Even on Kody's night? I can't wait to read what Robyn has to say about Kody when it's his turn.

"@justsimplymorgo: Where can I watch the 3rd season of Sisterwives? "@tlc? Can u tell her?
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 1, 2012

Each time I read this tweet, I wonder why doesn't Robyn know this answer? I mean, isn't she getting a cut from amazon.com and itunes?

The view from the stands at @brownboss99 's first varsity game!Go Bulldogs! twitter.com/LuvgvsUwngs/st…
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) November 3, 2012

Leave it to Robyn to get a picture of the Las Vegas Strip instead of Hunter at his first varsity game. Nice touch, but couldn't you have said "Go Hunter" instead of "Go Bulldogs"?

Hey Las Vegas! Looking for a good locally owned home/Christmas decor store. Any ideas?
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) November 4, 2012

You know, if y'all had been forward thinking businesswomen, My Sister Wife's Closet would have been the perfect answer to that question...By the way, is that 'exclusive' Sisterwives Christmas tree ornament available in the online store yet? You know, I'm beginning to think that's why the ornament says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas...that way your customers can still use it for New Years if it arrives late from the store.

"@realkodybrown: "Girls night dance party is just getting started! twitter.com/MeriBrown1/sta…" I saw this party in person-CRAZY!" Yes but FUN!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) November 3, 2012

Ah....the perks of being a sisterwife...at least for Janelle, Christine and Robyn!


What a pity, no new philosophical tweets from Kody "Dogma? I don't need no stinkin' dogmas" Brown. He's probably looking up some new words, so we'll see him after Christmas.

On the subject of Christmas, I just had a thought. Are the Browns going to rent another McMansion for Christmas? I have a novel idea, how about the Browns save money and just celebrate in their own homes for a change? You know, like the regular folks do.

On a birthday date with @maddier_brown celebrating her 17th.@realkodybrown trying to embarrass her with new look.I like it however!
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) November 3, 2012

Hey DakotaJustice! Janelle likes Kody's new look, too!

Going to watch @brownboss99 play his first varsity football game !#proudmom
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) November 3, 2012

I hope Janelle wasn't depending on Robyn to take photos of Hunter playing football. She did, however, get a shot of downtown Vegas though...

Here's an article that asks the provocative question : Are Browns Succeeding as Ambassadors of Modern Polygamy?


So on this note, we bid adieu until next time... and remember, I Scour the Internet, so you don't have to, y'all.

UPDATE 9/15/12!! More Odds and Ends

Will she or will she?

Season restarts November 11, 2012!

What are your thoughts on what we will have to suffer through see in November?

Will the Browns move into the McMansions and Meri gets her wetbar? Will Kody get a real job and Robyn take her jewelry to QVC?

Will Janelle actually put that peanut butter frito into her mouth and eat it? And what about Christine?

Tune in to find out!!

Random Tweets

Robyn after finding out Taye Diggs may be coming to dinner

Oh dear, looks like Robyn is upset. But I applaud her passive aggressive style. You go, girl!

It is too bad we can't step into another person's life and see who they are and why.We might really learn empathy and understanding.
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 11, 2012

The best people to tell you what your worth is, is you and God.
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 8, 2012

And a bucketlist entry for Mariah:

My only wish is that I can one day meet Idina Menzel & that she will sing Defying Gravity for me #bucketlist
— Mariah Brown✨ (@mariahlian) September 10, 2012

I just love Idina Menzel's yummy husband, Taye Diggs! I was sooo disappointed to find out not only was he married, but married to Idina Menzel!! For like 9 years already! Major bummage.

But wouldn't it be interesting (hint hint) if Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs (if they haven't gone the way of Heidi Klum and Seal) would make a surprise visit to the Brown's houses?

Hey, the Browns could have a housewarming party when they move into their McMansions, and they could invite Mrs Diggs to sing Mariah's favorite song!(hint hint hint)

Kody modelling his 'ghetto' biker jacket

Now that would make for some interesting TV, especially if someone says the "G" word --  accidentally, of course.


Oh yeah, looks like the Brown family website is up and running again in case anyone cares to know.

UPDATE 9/15/12

Interesting bit of news from Lindsay Whitehurst's Polygamy Blog (sltrib.com).

Seems the 5k run in Draper UT that Meri Brown has been tweeting about is actually part of a fundraiser to benefit Holding Out Help. Now, before you get all riled up, Holding Out Help is a group that assists people who have left any polygamous group (including of course the "bad" FLDS and Warren Jeffs groups). Anyway, it seems at least Meri is taking baby steps towards giving back to society by helping out their own first.

You can read the entire article here: http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/blogspolygblog/54898623-191/group-brown-holding-holdingouthelp.html.csp


That's all for now, folks!

UPDATED 9/11/12 ! Some Odds and Ends

First off, apparently there is movement in the housing development showcased on last season's Sister Wives. Now this hasn't been confirmed, BUT an over eager Brown fan has let everyone know via "social media" that ground has been broken on the Browns' McMansions -- apparently in the same cul-de-sac as presented on the reality show.

Now, if only we get one of our intrepid photographers to stealthily confirm with some new photos.

AND

This just in...The Brown's attorney has filed new papers today (August 31 2012) asking a judge to declare Utah's law against polygamy violates the 1st and 14th Amendments and is unlawful. Read the article here: http://fox13now.com/2012/08/31/sister-wives-ask-judge-to-rule-bigamy-unlawful/

Update 9/1/12

After an almost 3 month absence, I've heard Robyn posted on the "friend only" fanpage thanking fans for buying their book (keeping more interesting books off the New York Times Best Seller for 4 weeks), for buying their over-priced jewelry and promising to "post on here more often". As a peace offering, she apparently included a new picture of Super Baby Sol.

 Let's see. Lourdes writes about the sisterwives ignoring their fanpage on 8/25/12 and Robyn posts on 9/1/12 with a picture of Sol... Hmmm.....

And also in the things that make you go Hmmmm department.....Robyn is now hawking the services of a local delivery company on twitter!

I found the coolest business!It is called Anything U Want Delivery. They deliver ANYTHING!You want a lunchable at 1 am?U got it! @auwd
— Robyn Sullivan Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) September 1, 2012

How wonderful to help out a local business owner who also happens to be listed as the "go to" person for bookings on the Brown family website! For many, many months. That's just how the Browns roll, I guess.


Happy Labor Day everybody!

Update 9/4/12

It's Official!  TLC has announced on the TLC Sister Wives Facebook fanpage that the show resumes on Sunday, 11/11/12.

If only they could have waited a month so it would be 12/12/12. But wait. TLC is promising that the show "returns with more shakeups and surprises" ! I wonder what that's all about?

Update 9/11/12

Hey, what's happening with the Kody Brown family website? That ole " The website you were trying to reach is temporarily unavailable" advisory is up....again.

Let me see, wasn't it around June 9th when the same message appeared; that was approximately 3 months ago. Hmmmm....interesting. At least Sister Wife's Closet hasn't been affected!

Please continue your conversation on this next discussion page: http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2012/09/more-odds-and-ends.html

UPDATE!!: I Scour the Internet: Rainy Days and Mondays Edition 4/23/12

What a fun weekend it's been!

What a rare mood I'm in!

Why it's almost like time for I Scour the Internet!

Yes, reading the Brown twits tweets have definitely put me in a rare mood, so I thought I'd showcase my songwriting abilities. Of course, I'm not as good as Robyn's little girl, but then I don't have Baby Sol's monkey ears to inspire me.

But let's save that for later, shall we?

When we last saw the twitterlings from the Browns, Robyn was screaming her lungs out on the NY NY roller coaster. Not to be outdone, Meri also tweeted her 'delight' of riding the 'coaster with Robyn.

Hmmmm....I don't know how to interpret the 'begging for quarters'. Is this an inside joke betwixt the Brown Sister Wives Super Duo, or is Meri subconsciously lamenting how awful riding a rollercoaster with Robyn truly is? I'm going with the latter.

Hey Robyn, cheer up! At least Meri didn't say it was almost as much fun as getting a root canal!

Somebody had a birthday! Somebody had a birthday!



When you have a family as huge as the Browns, someone is either having a birthday or aniversary or whatever. What makes the Browns unique is how they choose to tweet about it.

Sometimes they go overboard with the tweets, then other times they are strangely silent. Sometimes, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, but that's another story altogether...

 But one thing for sure, this is one BAD picture of Robyn YIKES!!!

Okay, back on topic. Christine had a BIRTHDAY last week !!!

I <3 yer guts, Kody? I <3 YER GUTS????!!!???? Kody, I swear your 10 year old children are more mature than you! That is just so JUVENILE! Here's this woman who has borne six (6) children for you, and the best you can come up with is ' I <3 YER GUTS'???? Good Grief!! How embarrassing for Christine!

I don't understand why, but I feel sorry for Christine. She is just so appreciative of the minuscule scraps of attention Kody throws her way. But leave it for someone to make sure SHE is the focus of attention...even on Christine's Birthday...

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out Robyn's creepy little game here. Even if Robyn's daughter did come up with the Sol ditty, couldn't it have waited until the next day (or maybe even NEVER)  to be tweeted? But no, Robyn appeared to be compelled to make sure her little Sol is always foremost in fans minds. Sad, isn't it?

And somebody had an anniversary!!

What a difference a few days and a different Sister Wife can make. Notice how Kody expresses his love...

A simple I<3 U. No 'yer guts', just a simple I <3 U. How very telling, makes me wonder what Kody will say when Robyn's anniversary rolls around. It should be soon...

I'm telling y'all. There is so much going on between the lines in the Browns tweets, they really should just give up on twitter. Meri has asserted her position as THE love of Kody's life in this tweet. She was the first to be married - in fact, she's been married for 22 years! She makes sure everyone knows she's the first wife, how long, and that Kody is her LOVER, now and FOREVER.

But then she goes all high school with that immature what ice cream describes your marriage BS. Frankly, if you're a practicing polygamist, I would think which ice cream flavor best describes your marriage would be the very last thing on the your list of things people should know.

Trust me, all it does is open you and your family up for ridicule. For example, I went searching through the internet for ice cream flavors that best describes Kody. I came up with Ben and Jerry's....

CHUBBY HUBBY

My runner up flavor was Jamaican Me Crazy.  I think you see my point! DUMB!

As the season premiere looms closer and closer, we see a surprising (at least for me) tweet from Christine...

Say whut??? There's a Brown still going for their Real Estate License, and it's Christine? Unbelievable. I am totally gobsmacked. Who would've thunk that Christine would be the one actually having a goal over and above shilling that Operation Upchuck stuff? To actually be thinking and planning for the future. Real estate business may stink right now, but its got no place to go but UP.

Now, this can mean three things: Either this is a story line for this season on the show, or ... maybe she's making sure she has some kind of job skill when the TLC gravy train stops, or ... she's had enough of the Kody Road Show and will need a job when she's on her own.

What do y'all think???

EXTRA      EXTRA      EXTRA    EXTRA    EXTRA    EXTRA   

UPDATE 4/24/12

Looks like the Browns threw a surprise birthday party for Christine Monday night. I guess to ensure the surprise factor, they decided to have the party five days after the fact. What a novel idea, got to write that one down...NOT! Let's just hope last night wasn't Christine's night with Kody.

Anyway, here's what Christine's had to say...

Well that's all for now, and remember... I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't have to !!!

I Scour the Internet: The Sister Wives New Season Starts May 13th Edition

I hate to be a Debby Downer, but what's up with the Sister Wives and Krew?

For weeks, both Facebook fanpages and Brown Family Twitters have been overrun with fans asking "When is Sister Wives coming back?" The response from the Krew? CHECK with TLC. What??!!

If I had a reality show, I'd want my fans know as soon as possible when the next season starts. ISN'T THAT THE PURPOSE OF TWITTER AND FACEBOOK?

Where's the enthusiasm? Where's the love?

The Browns, for some unknown extremely quirky reason, have left the announcement totally at the whim of their network masters. And sneaky masters at that - Can you see when the season starts? This is from TLC's facebook, and appeared March 30th, approx.

Maybe I'm over-reacting, but I'm just not feeling the love between this network and the Browns. At least the Krew at the Friend Only Fanpage haven't blame this situation on that pesty 'mole' from last year...yet...

Maybe the Browns are tired of the intrusion into their lives. Who knows. But it sure seems like something happened and the Browns seem obliged to only announce when their book goes on sale, or the next Kody and his Family's (ha!) next Operaccion Repo Depot Boxtop (exact location by email invitation only) gigs. And don't forget the restaurant shout outs, and Robyn's 'Buy the Darger's book while waiting for our book to be released on May 1st!'.

Oh yes, before I forget, the Browns family website is finally up and running. All I have to say is, if this is ANY indication of the quality of writing to be shown in the Book, save your money! And I wish I had a dollar for every instance the word 'We' was used.

Here's the url for the curious: http://www.kodybrownfamily.com/. Hmmm....wonder why there's nothing about the show coming back on May 13th?


So, what else is out there in the Brown's tweety land?

Good Gracious, Kody. I applaud your mentioning Truely in a tweet, but why did you have to ruin the moment by saying she needs to grow more so Sol can feel secure? Oh yeah, gotta advertise that book, right?

Okey, Dokey...Makes me wonder how many times Kody helped getting the kids ready for school....hmmmm....

You know, the Browns are a depressing bunch. I need something to cheer me up, to make me smile! Please, please somebody???

THANK YOU, MERI!!  Now I have this urge to shop at Bed Bath and Beyond, and to hell with the cost! Oh yeah, BBB wants you to know the checque's in the mail, enjoy!

Well folks, as my brother husband Popeye would say - 'that's all I can stands cuz I can't stands no more!'

And remember, I scour the Internet so you don't have to!

UPDATED - s03e12 DISCUSSION PART 2 - Videos/Tweets...Kody Brown Family.

 UPDATED  Mon. Nov. 28th pm.

Here's some interesting tweets updated. BIG SHOUT OUT to Caramel Brownie for helping us this week. I don't have time to clip them, but here they are:

FYI- Karyn Thompson -TLC Editor has confirmed another new season in Spring 2012.

"LuvgvsUwngs: Watching #sisterwives with the family and our editor Karyn!"

 "MeriBrown1: Ok ladies, only 2 more days to order Pampered Chef if you want it! pamperedchef.biz/cindykreutz Hope you enjoy tonights episodes! :)"

 "MeriBrown1: Remember to put either my name or Robyn's name in the host box. Thanks everyone! Hope you all enjoy your stuff! Happy baking! :)"

 "MeriBrown1: Ok all, unexpected delay! If you still want to order Pampered Chef, you can! 

Today & tomorrow only! pamperedchef.biz/cindykreutz (cont)"

 "LuvgvsUwngs: Thank you everyone for watching last night and for all the kind words. We have a lot of wonderful things to look forward to this next year."

Any other tweets you all might just share here for the next couple of days. We are literally SWAMPED and won't have time to post them.   There is something odd about a family that probably makes $70-$,100,000 an episode pimping pampered chef.

THANKS to all that sent these in. I always put tweets up - just so much going on.

WHY WHY WHY do you think Kody took down the utube?

We wonder if it's because he couldn't control the comments? 

MANY of you all are going nuts over what was said on their facebook chat., how Christine and Janelle should be mad; 4 Hi! how are you? doesn't constitute a chat, etc.

abt 60 emails! I do not go to that site; I will not share anything that is sent. (We have SOME) ethics. However, you are FREE to discuss it here.

Also, to Kody and FAMILY--- Our blog stimulates conversation and excitement about your show.......prop or con. If you want more positive comments, show us something positive!

__________________________________________________
__________________________________________________ 

What are your thoughts? Discuss here!

Continued discussion from last nights show, also!

Thanks for helping us Caramel Brownie!!