Real Housewives of Atlanta - Kody Brown Style

Ever wonder how Kody would hold up with the Real Housewives of Atlanta as his Plural family? Let’s take a look….

Kody: "LOVE should be MULTIPLIED, not DIVIDED."

Candy:  “No, its MONEY should be Multiplied, not Divided.”

Cynthia:  “What he’s dividing up sure ain’t worth it child.”

Phaedra:  “Hmm…, might be interesting, but I am a southern lady, not a Mormon one honey.”

Kim:  “Hell ya! I’ve done that before, long as the pay is good!”

NeNe:  (Making gagging face) “That boy is going to make me puke! Sicko! Close your legs to married men!”

Kody: “I feel like a boy toy!”

Candy:  “Well first you put in the sugar and make it sticky….”

Cynthia:  “So not in this conversation, his ‘boy’ is about as big as a ‘toy’.”

Phaedra:  “But the powdered sugar makes it sweet!”

Kim:  "Shut the front door!" "And the back one!"

NeNe:  “Listen, I’d never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, SHUT UP!!! THAT IS SO STUPID”!

Kody: I’m 'proselyting' my dogma: “The more kids the bigger the planet, the greater the king I will be!.”

Candy:  "Say Whhhaaat?"

Cynthia: "I’d rather take my chances then follow that boy.”

Phaedra:  “Venus and Mars honey, Venus and Mars.”

Kim:  “What in the F$#% is a Dogma?”

NeNe:  (To Kim) “He’s talking about you on a good day, BI%^&!”

KODY: "He's a brother from another mother and she's a sister from the same mister"

Candy:  “And who ain’t in Atlanta?”

Cynthia:  “And you are not get another mother with a dang blister, that’s all I’m saying.”

Phaedra:  “Every saint has a past and ever sinner a future.”

Kim:  “Well that ring didn’t mean a thing!”

NeeNee:  “Oooh, squeezing my Hello Kitty SHUT!”

Kody: Where’s Mare, my lover?

Candy:  “I think you put her out to pasture long ago.”

Cynthia:  “Galloping far away if she’s smart!” "She's leading by a chin."

Phaedra:  “You mean the one with a bathing suit on that looks like a pretzel dipped in cottage cheese?”

Kim:  “B$T%^ is over at my house trying to steal my Versace China!” 

NeNe:  “Don’t you mean your project manager?”

Kody: "Hey NeNe, do you want to give your leftover house money to Kim?"

Candy:  “Glad I got my own empire, and a pre-nup.”

Cynthia:  “This should be gooooddd child, yes NeNe, do you?”

Phaedra:  “Oh lawd, I’m taking something that takes the edge off before I scream or poop on myself”!

Kim:  “Hell ya!”

NeNe:  “I’ll snap your neck and make your eyeballs pop out, I ain’t playin! When you was running your mouth, I was running to the bank! SHUT UP! You take your finite resources and put them where the sun don’t shine! I’m the rich, bitch!!Bloop bloop!”

"To me, dating a divorced woman had an ICK factor"

Candy:  “Well, dating you made me make toys if you get my drift.”

Cynthia:  “Don’t you mean cold-sore factor?”

Phaedra:  “Well I wanted a CLEAN man!”

Kim:  “Oh hell, what’s next, world peace?”

NeNe:  “You can take your Keep Sweet, Validate, lifestyle, autonomy, Plural, raggidity ass right back to Yoming, you ghetto fool. Watch out, you’ll end up in the ocean.”

Kody: "I got a bomb I am dropping today: I PICKED THE DRESS!"

Candy:  "Are we sure he isn’t wearing the dress?”

Cynthia:  “And it shows, that’s all I’m saying’”

Phaedra:  “Now why would a proper southern man want to pick out a dress?”  

Kim:  “Mine was better B$%$^.’

NeNe:  “And she’s got a whole lot up in that dress, a dead poppa, wigs, Victoria’s Secret, Std’s, grifters,  bills,  Ora-gel,  plans to marry up, Who knows what else?”  “Oh and serendipity and buzz!”

Kody: "I NEED to be obeyed!"

Candy:  “Me and mom don’t play, you hear me!”

Cynthia:  “That boy is barking up the wrong trees.” 

Phaedra:  “Why do these other women cry over such a rude man?”

Kim:  (pointing to boobs) “My girls don’t obey anyone in the poorhouse!”

NeeNee:  “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya~! THAT IS SO STUPID, SHUT UP, BLOOP BLOOP! How many times do I have to tell your dumb ass this?”

Shout out to Caramel Brownie for her great picture above!!

 

Now your turn…. Let’s hear your Atlanta Housewives/Kody conversations!