(Oh yeah! You knew it was comin')
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She's eating bon bons all day long
Flapping her gums and singing this song.
All the sister wives on their very own streets
Can't stand to read her Twitter tweet tweets.
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweet tweet.
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweetly tweet.
Go Rockin' Robin 'cause Kody's comin' over tonight.
Every single member of the Brown family
The newborn baby Solomon
Must crowd around to see.
(He IS newly born, you see).
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweet tweet.
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweetly tweet.
Go Rockin' Robin 'cause you're really gonna "rock" tonight.
She's passive aggressive and very sly.
If you don't like her, she'll start to cry.
She's manipulating Meri - good at it too.
Watch your back or she'll come for you.
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweet tweet.
Rockin' Robin Twitter tweetly tweet.
Go Rockin' Robin 'cause Kody's comin' over tonight.
Written By: TERRASOLA!
*** BRILLIANT ***
ReplyDelete"She's passive aggressive and very sly.
If you don't like her, she'll start to cry."
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! GREAT JOB!
ReplyDeleteLooking at the pic with Madison, it must be tough to not know whether to treat your new mom like a mom or a big sister...
ReplyDeletewithout them all being on tv , this site is BORING!
ReplyDeleteAnon 12:15, are you kidding? Boring? I think the site admins are doing a great job of putting up entertaining posts!
ReplyDeleteduggarswithoutpity is boring.....I can giggle and shrug about these 4 Vegas families all winter. When is the cul de sac happening? I wonder if we will see any sightings or chat in the Vegas paper during this hiatis....Kids will be kids. i would think they would be volunteering as a family during the holidays. There are many needy people in Vegas and related social programs.....It can be a hard city. They could get good coverage & free PR by volunteering and The Las Vegas Review would lap them up......Can you imagine scool fundraisers. I wonder if they attend PTA Functions as active and supportive parents. Speaking of school fundraisers: How much wrapping paper or magazines can you sell? X however many are in school, mind boggling.
ReplyDeleteRobyn wants to make sure everyone packs on a pound
ReplyDeleteAnd there's that picture of Her Majesty carefully applying her makeup while the rest of the family (HUNTER) sits and waits for her to finish. I wonder if she felt any shame at all after viewing that episode. The song parody is spot-on!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteOne of your best play on words yet!
Just wanted to say thank you because it is a gift to bring a smile to my face and enjoyment by turning these folks into song lyrics. How clever you are.
ReplyDelete"She's passive aggressive and very sly.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like her, she'll start to cry."
LOVE IT!!! My god are you on point!!!!
Watch your back or she'll come for you. !!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
I really do hope the original 3 read this, and realize they have got a following and need to GET OUT!!!
Thanks!!!! Thanks a heck of a whole lot!!!! I haven't been able to get the song out of my head all night!!!!! My family is not very happy about it either as singing is not my best talent - or even in the top 10.
ReplyDeleteHey, anonymous 12:28. If your singing is as "bad" as you imply, you could record your version of Rockin Robyn and sell it as a car / burglar / fire alarm, or alarm clock sound and make a tidy profit. Or just use auto-tune and become a pop star. Your family would "sing" a different "tune" then. [Sigh] I am now addicted to bad puns.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome; my cut is 10%.
Ha Ha!!LOVE it;-)..You definitely have "Rockin Robyn" figured out! When she makes that droopy chin expression,I want to give her an adjustment of my own!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy FAVORITE!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehehehehehhe
ReplyDeleteI love it! She is so manipulative. That is exactly what she does to Meri, she knows Meri has the power so she has tried to make an alliance with her. If anyone looks as if she might make them upset, she cries and cries and cries, it is beginning to remind of Tammy Fay!
ReplyDeleteI love this one! Excuse me if I offend, but she is a Cunty McCunt.
ReplyDeleteShe acts so ... prima donna ish. Her family was not the strict family she lets on. She saw it for what it was. A fairly good looking guy (esp for AUB standards) who was bored with his 3 wives of 15 yrs. She jumped on it and rides the emotional train every time.
My favorites include... trying to cry when said... I knew it was going to hurt them (the ladies)I didn't know how much it was going to hurt me.
Another one-Trying to act like she was crying when, for the second time only, Janelle is crying about feeling unhappy in Vegas.
But does she cry at the birth of her child? nope.
She either is crying to get attention, or crying to defer attention to her.
I bet her mom is a real tool. she learned it somewhere.
Who wants their step dad taking pictures of your va j j at birth? Coo Coo.
And her other 3? Why wasn't that loving family of hers, their other mommies... Janelle, Meri, Christine.... why weren't anyone watching them?
Are you kidding me? This was a beautiful,functioning,family, all living in the same house with each wife with private quarters. The family area the children saw each other daily, eating meals and laughing & playing with their father and mothers Growing up like brothers and sisters are suppose to do TOGETHER. Kody got to kiss each child & wife good night and again in the morning before leaving for a real job, Meri and Janelle both had careers they loved and Earth Mother Christine stayed at home with the younger children taking care of them and the home. Each wife was happy and truly in love with Kody, each child had a father every day. The along comes ugly Robyn who Kody just had to lay. and by doing so totally destroyed this wonderful working family. Now they live in different houses and the children are truly growing up without a father and with unhappy mothers. It's not Jealousy the original three wives feel it's ANGER that someone they loved as much as Kody would be so selfish and unfeeling towards his own children,to move them to HELL just so he can have Robyn. KODY hear me, Nothing you do will work out for you, Nothing you touch will be good again UNTIL you walk away from that witch Robyn and TAKE your family back home where God Wants you to be, Where God Blessed your home WITHOUT Robyn, She is not for you and certainly not best for your family. Either Heed what you already know in your heart is right because there are special places in HELL for home wreckers like Robyn. If she wants Gods forgiveness and peace she knows she has to walk away from you Kody it's clear how many people she has caused harm to by being with you. You Kody has left the path and are lost and much lesser a man by allowing Robyn into your life.
ReplyDeleteYeah How true
ReplyDeleteRIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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