Oh Janelle, Oh Janelle

I think she's lost weight since this picture!

Oh Janelle, Oh Janelle

(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Oh Janelle!  Oh Janelle!
Why, why do you stay?
When you are the only one
That Kody doesn't l@y, hey!
Oh Janelle!  Oh Janelle!
Why not run away?
Take the kids and Christine too
To sunny old LA. Yay!

Eating fried Fritos and laying around the house.
You used to work all day,  not like that hairy louse.
But now you stay at home, and it's a great big bore.
So gather up your brood, and head on out the door.

Oh Janelle!  Oh Janelle!
Why not run away?
Take the kids and Christine too
To sunny old LA. Yay!

You used to smile all day, but now you cry and frown.
That is no surprise, your world is upside down.
You  raised terrific kids. You and pal Christine.
So pack 'em in your car and head for a new scene.

Oh Janelle!  Oh Janelle!
Why not run away?
Take the kids and Christine too
To sunny old LA. Yay!

Another Christmas Classic brought to you  from none other than....Terrasola!