Christine Christine

(Sung to the tune of Kiss's Christine Sixteen)

Christine (Christine), Sixteen (kids, that is)

Christine, yeah, yeah

   She's got young Izzy, She'll see it through to the end.

She's got Prozac in hand and there's no use in pretending.

Christine, Christine

Kody drove her crazy, He needs to give it some more thought.
And she's sad every night and day, there's no use in pretending.
Christine, Christine

"I don't usually say things like this to gals your age but when I saw you
coming out of the Principal Voices meeting that day I knew, I knew
You wouldn't be the last wife forever."

She was an activist, now she's quiet as a mouse
She shared a home, but now she has her own house

We came to like her, then came to doubt her;  whoo no
Christine, Christine


Christine, Christine.  I know where you have been
(to the Principal Voices meetings)
Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine.  You are not really mean.
Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine. Don't care if you're lean.
Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine.  Your kids are "Truely" keen.
Christine, yeah, yeah.

Written by: TERRASOLA!