Grandpa Got Run Over By the Kodester

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Grandpa Got Run Over By the Kodester


(sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)


Grandpa got run over by the Kodester
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You may say there's no such thing as Kody
But as for me and Grandma, we believe.


He'd eaten way too many Fritos
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot  his jar of hair gel
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.


When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were blonde hairs on his sweater
And Lexus tire marks on his back.


Grandpa got run over by the Kodester
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You may say there's no such thing as Kody
But as for me and Grandma, we believe.


Now we're all so proud of Grandma.
She has taken it so good.
There's a new photo in her bedroom
Of a Lexus, with her and Kody on its hood.


It's not Christmas without Grandpa.
There's a new man in his place.
Still we just can't help but wonder,
Why is there a silly grin on Kody's face?


Grandpa got run over by the Kodester
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You may say there's no such thing as Kody
But as for me and Grandma, we believe.


Now the turkey's on the table
And the stuffing and green beans
There's not enough with 4 new grandmas;
We had to hide the taters from Christine.


I've warned all my friends and neighbors
You better run for your lives.
They should never give a Lexus
To a guy who flips his hair and has 4 wives.


Grandpa got run over by the Kodester
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You may say there's no such thing as Kody
But as for me and Grandma, we believe.

Written By: Terrasola!!