Happy Easter Everyone!!!
We hope the weekend is fun and safe for all!
Now isn't that CUTE!!!!!
ICONIC Ornaments blast from Christmas past!!
Love these Jammies!
But Wait, it's Easter time! What a Hot Bunny, I wonder if he throws his ears around often and uses Rogaine! Tw had replaced the first one, but I thought they were so cute, I'm posting both:
http://www.cafepress.com/twistedsisterscloset
All Artwork from Twisted Sister. Thanks TW!!
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Random Childhood Games morphed into Sister Wives Games:
Duck Duck Goose....They could play "Sister Sister Wife" to see who was the special chosen on of the night! Can you see Christine squealing if she won? Schmuck Schmuck Kaduce.. Stage Struck Zeus...
Or how about a game of Hide and Seek... Sister and Seek...Sister Sneak...Abide the Old Antique.....Curbside Geek...Dried and Bleak... Running Shoes and Breakthroughs....
Hokey Pokey....Baldy Beanie... Robyn can't play the Hokey Pokey. She might get lost turning herself around and end up in her old HOME STATE of Yoming.
Kick the Can... When Kodster's been a bad boy, Kick the Kody or *gasp* Kick the Car? Buzz and Britches?
Dodgeball...Cattlecall....Kody Brown Recall...Dogma Drawl
Red Rover... Disrobes Nightmares...Homestead Hover, Proselyting' Uprising...
Red Light, Green Light... See who can get to Kody first! Yipee! Validate Filtrate, Validate Deadweight.
Mother May I? Boy, now this game could turn into a real nightmare for the kids, don't ya think? Somehow, Meri would be boss, Robyn giving the Teens the yeah or neigh.
Marco Polo....Kody Aglow...Meri Mean-o, Dingo Dummies, Polig Escrow, 4th Night Widow, Cold Sore Solo, Kody Kongo.....
Blind Man's Bluff... Meri's Huff, Kody's Handcuff, Brown Foodstuff, Robyn's Ruff...Entwined Man's Mischief
Seven Up....Kody Backup, Bad Makeup, Green Goo Hyssup, Baseman Worship, Bankruptcy Blowup, Serendipity Stickup
Freeze Dance....Cooties Expanse, Flunkies Finance, Phonies Prance, Cold Sore France
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Open Discussion Area:
Open for discussion of anything our wonderful posters care to comment on! ONE exception...Aqua Dress and Black Tights. My eyes might burn out of my head if we discuss it anymore! (Just Kidding) Let's call a spade a spade: Fugly. My French for * ugly. Can someone can get Joan Rivers to do a video of her thoughts on it and send it in? Have a wonderful weekend and discuss amongst yourselves, I'm all kerplent over the little cape, batman wrap sweater, cause modest is hottest!
I make a DARE SWBloggers: I know we have some creative folks out in SWBloggerville.
Do your Best Joan Rivers Fashion Police imitation, or just be your own hysterical "police" guest speaker reviewing Meri's and or Robyn's outfits from Cynical Jinx's great posts.
Make a short video! Send it in! Just a short parody, dress yourself up! WE'D LOVE THAT! Double Dare! **Remember, we don't use your real names ever
Disrobes Nightmares, Kody Kongo, Green Goo Hyssup, my gosh these are HYSTERICAL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLuv me some Easter Bunny, this is a riot.
Sometimes I laugh out loud just thinking how you guys mind must work like a mad scientist.... one day we're hunting for a pool, the next, turning Marco Polo into Cold Sore Solo. I bet you guys would be a BLAST to hang with!
THANK YOU!
Proselyting' Uprising is my favorite!
ReplyDeleteI hope someone makes a video...I'm not that crafty but it sure would be funny. You could add the baby doll blouses. I can hear Joan now..... They all look like they have been run through a sausage factory and those blouses are the covering! UGH!
How bout musical chairs, for the musical bed. Could u just see the cat fight over the last chair
ReplyDeleteHow about Simon (er I mean Krody) says who ever finds the golden Easter egg wins me or an extra night! Eewww! That just grossed me out really bad...
ReplyDeleteThe ornament where the paws were made into a Christmas Tree is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI agree! Wonder if we will see the Brown's hawking it anytime soon. Would be 'their' best design yet!
DeleteTwisted Sister outdone herself again, I want that doggie bowl.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. tomorrow I'll try to add some other Kody games.
Baseman Worship! That's about the truth! Like Bill, will the new wife just be a "Calling" and will she be a show "lady" with lots of plastic parts? That would be a big HAREy deal!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, isn't the one in question a bit old for babies?
The top picture would be great permanently on the blog. Great night out with friends, a few beers, and my nite nite trip to the blog with another great story. I am in such a good mood! Kody Bunny is my hunny!LOL
ReplyDeleteDo you ever feel the urge put on a prairie dress and wear your hair in a plyg poof and go out in a public just to see what people will say?
ReplyDeleteI think when we all meet in Las Vegas for our SWB 'convention', we should have a dress-up like a Plyg night! That can range from pastel prairie dresses and poofy french braids to babydoll shirts over long sleeves with orange faces.
DeleteI, for on, will be wearing the white headband and throwing awkward deuces while desperately clutching my pseudo-surfer dude husband with one hand and tweeting with the other. Did I mention that I'll have a toddler wrapped around my legs?
LMAO! NO! you need 2 toddlers. Have you seen that commercial with that guy wearing furry boots to work and the lady says she loves his boots and he says "Those aren't boots they are my cats" I think I'll just wear my special underwear. With thigh high boots.
DeleteHoly Batman this is amazing! You guys are so creative. Love the ornaments and the twist on the games!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone sent Meri a housewarming present? Some of Twisted Sister's creations would be perfect!
ReplyDeleteThose jammies look great and my personal fave is the 1969 ornament. Just to cute! Kudos to any and all with more creativity than myself.
ReplyDeleteGonna have to check out the cafepress store, and the fact that some proceeds go to charity is wonderful.
Loving the blog and everything it is evolving to. More like a community, I'd say.
Keep up the great work!
Hi She-Rah! Actually, ALL of the profit received on the CafePress site goes to our chosen cause, Americans Against Abuses of Polygamy.
DeleteThank you for the compliments! The ornaments were fun to design.
Brilliant !! ALL of it !!
ReplyDelete"Marco Polo....Kody Aglow...Meri Mean-o, Dingo Dummies, Polig Escrow, 4th Night Widow, Cold Sore Solo, Kody Kongo....."
Too, too funny !!!
Again...another example of true creativity compared to the Brown Babes' lackluster, recycled rip-offs marketed as iconic.
Great job, TS and MS !!!!!!!!!
Now to look around for a wig and a boa and work on becoming "Joan."
Read this and thought of the song by 50 Cent:
ReplyDeleteGo, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go SWBLoggy
It's your birthday
We gonna party like
It's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi
Like It's your birthday
And You know we don't give a ****
It's not your birthday!
You can find me In Da Club
Bottle full of Bub
SWB, You got what I need
you need to feel a buzz
I'm into having Snark I ain't into believing Reality TV
Come come give me snarky fun
If you're into getting laughs
Ok, Kinda lame, but I love that song, and coming here make me HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
I may have to buy all the ornaments!!! Love them!
ReplyDeleteGames people play.
Some how I can see the adults playing these games, all revolving around Kodee.
Ring around the Rosey - Ring around the Kody. They all BOW down.....
He must feel like he's king of the Gates... god I feel for his neighbors....
Can you imagine having bought a house, then THEY move in.... and build 4 alike?
Filming crews?
Schmuck Schmuck Kaduce hahahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteCold Sore Solo - Now there's a game they should play. Sadly, it went for HER only having them to the other women, and esp the teens. That's some scary stuff! Kody's slobbering on all of them carrying lord knows what.
If I was stuck in that situation, that man would have a shower and anti bacterial in his hands before he stepped foot with my crew. Remember the old silver metal Milk Boxes people had on their front doorstep for the milk driver to milk in? They should have him one with antibacterial wash to wipe all over before entering!
Wash Wash the Mongoose!
Just saw that Mariah angrily tweeted that Aspyn's birthday present just shipped even though her birthday was two weeks ago. Guess that will teach Mariah to order from MSWC!!!!
ReplyDeleteWas she talking about their own store??
DeleteI doubt it. Even at her age, I hope she has better taste than that! I was just making fun of MSWC's history, or lack thereof, of quality customer service.
DeleteThat's funny! Poor Aspyn was doomed to receive an overpriced heart pendant and matching iconic earrings.
DeleteI might have nightmares over the easter egg basket! Kinda creepy. Guess it suits them.
ReplyDeleteYou know, when them in houses all next to each other, now it seems a new type of jealousy would erupt... spying on Kody. Sending a kid over to "see" whats going on....dropping by the others house... they have never all lived together. Robyn's tears over her wanting that was a big fat LIE.
Thanks for making me spit my morning coffee!
ReplyDeleteI do Heart SWB and everyone here that posts. I am guilty, but we should all make up names and use them more. I think I will use 4th Night Widow.
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall.... PLEASE start courtin Elisa! NO MORE Surrogacy, she didn't want it in the first place. NO ONE just has a baby and then blurts that out. Those scenes were so fake and cut up into with a slice to a 10 second shot of the baby coming out. You don't just lay there and quietly have a baby, and wait! No afterbirth to go through......well, I guesss you lay quiet if you are a scientologist...
Welcome 4th Night Widow! I posted anonymously at first (shy, I guess) and am happy that I settled on a 'real' screen name. It really does help us get to know each other. When I'm short on blog time, I find myself skimming over the anonymous posts, just looking for my favorite posters and what they have to say. It really is like they are friends living inside my computer, and I look forward to seeing my buddies!
DeleteThank you, I also made up the song you wrote about.
DeleteGo to the Dargers Facebook page and you will find an interview with Papa Joe about polygamy, the court case and the Browns involvement.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should summarize it for the ones not on facebook, like me!
DeleteI went to their page, and clicked on the interview. It took me to a "libertus" (or something like that) site to read the interview. It would only let me read a few paragraphs before it wanted my email address to send me their newsletter. I tried several times. and couldn't read the whole thing. Would like to, if anyone can tell me how to find and read it without getting on some newspapers email!
DeleteToo cute too fun!
ReplyDeleteThey need to make the game bun in the oven.... 'cause Kody and Robyn ain't getting no younger... and HE WILL HAVE MORE CHILDREN... Remember that?
They could play Hot Potato and see who is the last standing, for an extra night!
ReplyDeleteSmart and funny ladies! Twisted Sister, I really hope folks here realize what you are doing for them and buy buy buy! I hope to soon.
ReplyDeleteBrown Family Games kinda suit them, because they are the most immature bunch. I at first loved Janelle, but the girl has a screw loose to turn religions to be with Kody. And, she is the Business brains behind the bunch? The logical one? Did she logically think it was ok to bilk many businesses out of their money systematically moving from adult to adult credit card and then dump and not pay? Seriously, those bills were not for regular items. They were blowing the money knowing they were going to file. Janelle, do you feel no remorse for buying these homes instead of paying back creditors?
One, ok, break. 3 NO WAY. I BET YOU if there was no show, Robyn and Janelle would have done it again already.
Green Goo Hyssup, Baseman Worship, Bankruptcy Blowup, Serendipity Stickup those are my favorites! I made up a few:
ReplyDeleteDouble Dutch... Kody's Crutch...Sickening Much?..Get out of your night hutch
HopsScotch...Kody's Krotch (sorry to temping)....Christine's Snake Scotch...Janelle's Food Potz, Meri's Evil plan botch.
I spy.... Now there's one I bet all the ladies are playing all the time, with the exception of Janelle, who is off happy with her new friend Elisa. I know it sounds korney, but I hope Janelle REALLY has met a friend. She's more independent and doesn't need that drama.
ReplyDeleteI do mean no offense, but whe she first started losing wight she looked great. If may be the camera angle, but it looks like she's had her face pulled way way to tight. I don't think she'd be the first to have plastic surgery, what do you guys think?
Oh this is fun.
ReplyDeleteCynical Jinx, I KNOW you can add to this list, what was your favorite childhood game, and how can it become a sisterwives one?
(Hanging my head in shame)
Deletesniff sniff
I was an only child for almost 10 years until the Sears truck delivered my brothers (yep, I thought babies came from Sears. Go figure.)
Anyway, I don't remember playing games. Wait, when I was 7, I played fallout shelter in the hall closet. Hey, it was during the 1962 missle crisis - what can I say?
I remember the missile crisis. My best friend's father built a "bomb shelter" in his basement and I was confused as to why we did not have one.
DeleteI would play a Plyg version of the game "Life". :)
That's really kinda sad, CJ, you must of had a hard childhood. But, I guess you had a loving family, 'cause you are so witty and cool. You probably played 7-up in school, I think every class in the 60's played it.
DeleteI've picked a name, it's so easy to put on in! Folks, just check the post on the far right to learn how to - HOW to Post.... ", simple use the Name/URL- no need for an URL" I read so many posts, and would like to connect with a name! I have been really guilty of being to lazy, but know I know how, it's a breeze.
DeleteFun Fun Fun!!! I wonder if Meri ever played games, she seems so dang mean. I bet Christine used to with the kids, Janelle, nah. Robyn, I'm not sure she's actually bright enough to even know how to look up age appropriate games online.
Love a plyg version of the Life Game!
DeleteNo more assigned nights spin the bottle... Spin krudy blind folded where he heads he goes to bed.
DeleteGreat post! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI know this blog is a "fun" place to come, but those games were just about as mean as the last 2 posts. Do you REALLY need to talk about their outfits THAT MUCH? DO YOU really think these women aren't real wives, and would never play such games? Shame on you. Oh I know, this won't get posted. You guys don't like anyone that says anything against YOU.
ReplyDeleteGUESS what anonymous 5:48, you are published for one reason.
DeleteI'm in no mood for such stuff today. you dared me, so here you are.
GET OUT OF OUR SANDBOX!
This is My and Cynical's playground. We love it. Thanks for stopping by, if you don't care for us,hmmm.... DON'T COME BY.
*Sigh*
We will print anything we like and choose to. If we choose to write about cat litter, we will and might even make you laugh. We are here for entertainment purposes, you don't have to take everything on here serious. We enjoy making our LOYAL READERS, OUR COMMUNITY happy. We ENJOY "talking" with others that have the same things. If you don't like it, I have to ask myself, why bother come here? We're not out to rule the blog world. We are a FREE site that is OPEN to the public for their place to come and talk.
BYE Anonmous 5:28
Now I've been a grouch, I switch.
We Both thank all of you that come and chat with us, have fun, and are thankful for you. YOU make the blog run, and get our creative juiced flowing. We do aim to please you.
*oops
DeleteWe ENJOY "talking" with others that have the same things.
SHOULD BE We ENJOY "talking" with others that have the same things in common they like to talk about.
Have a Safe and Happy Easter Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx! - and same to all of the other Sister Wives Bloggers!
DeleteOh well, Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx,
DeleteYou know what they say..."can't please all of the people, all of the time....
I just find it fascinating when folks check out a site, see clearly that it not their cup of tea and still continue to spend their time reading...and complaining???
I just don't get that..???
Meanwhile, your Sandbox is the most fun in town.
Thx for letting me bring my shovel and bucket.
And even better....it is a greengoo-free zone !!!
Happy Easter/Happy Passover/Happy Spring to all !!
Thanks!
DeleteSorry to get on a rant.
But sometimes, you gotta show them to not waste their time.
You said it well.
We love ya'll on here, and Happy Easter to everyone!!!!
just to add my 2 cents...
DeleteI like to think of SWB as our living room, where we have a group of friends over daily to talk, and dish about the Browns, and many other topics. Sometimes people just come to listen, and that's ok too.
Occasionally, we get guests who are not "comfortable" in our living room. That's ok. When they start getting loud (like Anonymous 5:28) I (or Mister Sister) will simply take them gently by the elbow and lead them quickly to the front door, where we will always thank them for dropping by as the door closes, freeing us to return back to the guests who WANT to be here.
I want our loyal readers that make up the SWB community to be comfortable to be here. Like Mister Sister said, if someone is uncomfortable here, then have the good grace to either leave or not come in at all. Simple. Easy Peasy.
Now excuse me while I attempt to squeeze my size 24 butt into a size 10 turquoise bandage dress I just picked up from Dillards. Does anyone know where I can find a black shrug and shiny black leggings? This will be my Halloween outfit this year!
"Does anyone know where I can find a black shrug and shiny black leggings? This will be my Halloween outfit this year!"
DeleteCJ, that is one spooky costume!
I am in show business in Las Vegas. While most of us would love to have a blog about us, The Brown Family are not adjusted to the limelight and don't understand that all talk is good talk, and they really don't know how to laugh at themselves.
DeleteWe're trying to teach them to roll with it, enjoy it, and have a laugh. If they are not talking about you, you become dust.
"The Brown Family are not adjusted to the limelight and don't understand that all talk is good talk, and they really don't know how to laugh at themselves."
DeleteSeriously? You mean they dress that way on purpose and think it looks good?
Well said, Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx! By the way, your living room is getting a bit crowded (in a good way), so maybe it's time you guys upgraded to a couple of side-by-side McMansions on a nice cuddle-sac somewhere? Make sure there is a wetbar, so we can all bring a side dish when we come over to snark!
DeleteI'm totally designing a cat-litter container now.
Anonymous at 12:46am...welcome Elisa!
Good one TW!
DeleteMister Sister and CJ - just my 2 cents worth but I agree that what you wrote to Anon above was well said!
DeleteI've been on many blogs before and if I don't like what they're about or what posters post, I leave. It's a big internet out there and most everyone can find something that suits them. Anon needs to go look.
Thanks for all you do for us and giving us a fun place with lots of friends to hang out with! Happy Easter to all that celebrate it and to those that don't, Happy Spring!
I think the reason we comment on the outfits Is b/c most of us that think they look horrible and are NOT modest in anyway. Then you have the fact that they ARE breaking the law, have abused welfare, filed multiple bankruptcies, All the while thinking they are superior to us gentiles and monogomous people. And the whole time they have been on tv they have not done ONE thing to redeem themselves. I think that's why we like to comment. BTW, I know that my grammer, writing, etc. sucks. But I do read a lot and know that even if they were all legally married they are in no sense wives. they are baby makers to help Kody get his planet.
DeleteI think it would be fun if you made a cute thing where you put Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx rule!
ReplyDeleteI'll start working on that right now!
DeleteProselyting' Uprising... Not that's funny, I don't care who you are.
ReplyDeleteSo much fuss over kitchens. 3 less kitchens and could have a heck of a space to have church, because they are sooo religious they have to be poly a mous.
Well my baskets are stuffed for my little ones,a turkey is ready to be fried tomorrow, and I have had a good laugh before my monster in law mother comes tomorrow where I will smile brightly and just thank the good lord, remember she made my husband... and while she's commenting on how the dressing has a "funny" taste or her choice attack of the day, folks, just think of this. I will be smiling like the joker, and my thoughts will be drifting off .... and I'll think of this blog or what the Sister Wives are trying to do to make myself happy. Unless they are filming, I seriously doubt they all will get together. It just seems too much of a hassle for them to be a family anymore. But the fakie tweets, I bet you, will come out of how they all were together.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for Janelle or Maddie' book :) Now THAT will be a good read.
Deletein re anon 5:28 responses....I love this blog. I don't often post but its a great break during my day to read this blog since I never get out with any "girlfriends" So I'm posting to say Thank you for creating and maintaining it! Truely is a virtual living room :-)
ReplyDeleteI loved playing with my trolls when I was a kid. I also loved playing Barbies...I'm guessing Mr. Brown likes playing Barbies and the Mrs's like the troll. (It's just a silly Kody's hair joke.)
ReplyDeleteWhat else...I liked monopoly...which could either be Wife-opoly--try and get a monopoly on wives...
Then there's dodge ball, but the wives only have to play that once every four nights...(ba dam DAM)
Sometimes we'd play "Heads Up Seven Up" in the classroom...that could be...ummm...Head Dives Seven Wives?
We liked jump rope games and songs as kids...you could have Cinderella dressed in yella went upstairs to kiss her fella...made a mistake and kissed a snake...how many wives did he take? One, Two, Three, Four!
Or Three Blind Wives
Down by the river, down by the sea, Kody got sealed and it wasn't with me! I told ma, ma told pa, then Kody got sisterwives ha ha ha, how many sisterwives did he get? One, Two, Three Four!
Mean Meri Mak, Mak, Mak, is on a-ttack-tack-tack, with orange spray-tan-tan-tan all down her back-back-back...
;P
It has been so long that I had forgotten about skipping songs..will have to do some with my grandaughter when she learns to skip. I like the Kody got sealed and it wasn't with me. I was reading on an LDS sight and if the ex-wife isn't going to remarry in the temple then she stays sealed to her ex. Can any one elaborate on this? I thought it was kind of weird.
DeleteIstead of Bubble gum bubble gum you can do Cold sore, cold sore, on your face how many kisses did you just waste, lol sorry but had too do it
ReplyDeleteHaha!! Okay that was a good one! I used to play bubble gum, bubble gum as a kid! Cold sore cold sore has to be in the top ten today!
DeleteIs it strange that it really bothers me they are spending so much money after filing B so many times? Am I alone in this? I have not filed Bankruptcy, but probably should have before, so I'd say in this economy, a family trying to survive might have to.
ReplyDeleteBut for Kody to say SEVERAL times that he was a successful businessman, and yet, we have no idea what he did, also bothers me. Did anyone ever figure out what jobs he had the 10 years prior to the show? I would love to know what Kody did for a living 2000 to 2011.
I think the same thing. If only they would address these real issues on the show, they might last. Continuing to have little to no show, with 2 story lines over and over, and then those repeat shots of what you just heard, ugh. TLC does not do this on their other shows, it seems just like filler.
DeleteThey would seem so much more himan VS grifters if they would just speak the truth. TRUTH being, we made mistakes, those in our religion are not viewed as mistakes, but we see now that they are a travesty. Now that would make for good television. With no tears.
I recall reading on the TELEVISION WITHOUT PITY site that Kody was a driver for Schwann's, I think it's a home food delivery company--I've seen the trucks around (not too frequently, though). As far as moving to Nevada, I had a work acquaintance move there about 20yrs ago (from So.CA) because she thought it was going to be so much cheaper w/o state tax and the prices of homes were so much cheaper in comparison. She was in for a rude awakening, since the jobs didn't pay squat and the price of heating in freezing winters and cooling in sweltering summers, cost an arm and a leg. And of course, home mortgage interest is tax deductible, energy costs (back then it was around $300 a month min) are NOT. Better her than me.
DeleteI remember him wearing a suit and tie in the first shows, saying he was a businessman, but that's about it.
DeleteKody was a salesman, but he was far from successful - he dragged his family from Wyoming to Montana, to Utah, and back again on several occasions trying to find work.
DeleteIn the book it mentions him selling frozen food and later selling signs..I think the only thing he was successful at during that time period was living off the single Sisters welfare checks.
DeleteFunny he never mentions his jobs on the show. The sign selling, wasn't that an FLDS Based Company?
DeleteThat is interesting. Can't seem to find a REAL answer to that anywhere.
DeleteI cannot stop laughing at the basket filled with the Brown-face Easter eggs...it's creepy and funny at the same time!
DeleteI really thought we would see another iconic jewelry piece for Easter- I guess it was just far too difficult to design another piece so soon after Meri's "child's hands claddagh". Seriously, with a new product every 3 months these Sisters will never fill that foolish Closet!
They only have 2 small pages of products. it's a waste of time for the jewelry maker to make a mold and go through all the steps if they are only going to sell 10 apiece.
DeleteYoung Electric Sign Company (YESCO) is owned by LDS Mormons, not FDLS, they say as much on their website. I still think they asked Kody to leave because his work ethic sucked, not because of the plyg thing.
DeleteDon't forget that gun store Kody owned in Wyoming. Didn't he and Meri go bankrupt when that business failed??
DeletePICKANAME: No you are not the only one bothered by how they spend their money. That is the main reason I am here, and a main topic of conversation. I don't think any of us can believe what idiots they are when it comes to money. They live in a fantasy world where the TLC gravy train lasts for the next 40 years!
DeleteCorrect me if I'm wrong but I could've sworn in the first couple seasons, when still in Lehi, that he mentioned he was working in advertising? Guessing that was the sign selling gig.
DeleteCute! Listen, why is there not a peep on the Browns on any news media. Even the D listed blogs don't bother with them. Should that tell us something about their status right now?
ReplyDeleteI also want to say I enjoyed the off topic posts.
umm...because they have obviously ticked some one off. Seriously, they pick up on every fart every d lister, as you say, does. Something tells me that these guys offer nothing.
DeleteSays that they are irrelevant. That's why they have to tweet so dang much.
DeleteI wonder if they got an appearance fee when the showed up at Elisa's singing engagement at that club? Pretty soon Kody will be so desperate he will appear at the opening of an envelope! In that same rumpled, ill fitting satin jacket Liberace gave away to the Goodwill 30 years ago, and Meri in another what the hell was she thinking outfit.
Deleteappear at the opening of an envelope! haahahahah
DeleteBecause veryone is tired of him going Hi! I'm Kody Brown and I'm a polygamist! Even rich folks would see how he's spending his money... NOT on the kids.
DeleteDAMN!! Appear at the opening of an envelope!!.....Bwahaha...Good one Xxenia :)
Deleteexactly what anon 12:20 said, they act like TLC has a strict gag order on them...which they may. Still, there has to be SOMETHING they could talk about. They need media coaching.
DeleteThis blog is probably the main reason there is even any interest in the Brown family. We are really the ONLY ONES talking about them these days, besides their own tweets.
DeleteMS and CJ should probably start contacting TLC about a SWB show. We are all more interesting than the Sister Wives!
Anyone making a video? It is Easter, hopefully our artistic friends will see this Monday. I usually come here on Monday mornings at work, I bet others do too.
ReplyDeleteI don't think even Vegas is embracing them like they act. They're no dog and pony show. Why else would they be selling green goo? You know that jewelry line is a bust. They even said so on the show. Remember how they acted on facebook and Twitter like the orders were rolling in, and then on the show they showed no one was ordering? The are living solely on the show. No one asks them to come and talk. What did we decide they made? Maybe 400,000 a season or year?
ReplyDeleteGreat post. Funny! Hope Twisted Sister makes a ton of money.
They "sell" the green goo (but really just try to recruit "downline"), because it's a MLM ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4CM-nIBoo0 ), they promise super duper riches by just spending 15 minutes a day working from home... easy fast cash is the promise and that's exactly what Clown Koko and his Mare fall for!
DeleteHide and Seek !!
ReplyDeleteKody *hides* from the police (and manhood) behind his wall of wives.
Then they throw darts at a map and decide where they will move next..
to *seek* freebies and fame.
Then the wives take turns (rotation, please) being "it!"
"It" meaning which wife can *hide* the most truthful information...
in order to *seek* welfare checks and bankruptcies.
Oh that's a good one!! hahhahahah
DeleteAmused, more! I can see you on a roll, bring them on!
DeleteHappy Easter everyone!
Pin the tail on the Kody?
ReplyDeleteBobbing for food cards?
Liar Liar Pants on fire?
Kody and the 3 bears?
Thanks for the laugh!
I have never understood why it appears that Kody likes Meri the Best. Oh yes, it seemed Robyn knocked her off the boat for a short while, and manipulated this fake friendship. But it does seem that Meri and Kody have a connection the others don't have.
ReplyDeleteFunny, Christine is prob the one I would choose.
Can you imagine the hell that having a show put on all their fake marriages? knowing it and actually seeing your man out and about with another is quite a different story, and I imagine it made them all very unhappy.
To me it seems like Kody and Meri are the leaders of the pack and the rest follow along. Robyn seemed to be part of the cool kids club for a little bit because it was Meri's idea to bring her in, and her and Meri seemed to be pretty ridiculously freakishly close (season 1).
DeleteTwisted Sister, you are outdoing yourself, I love love them all of your work, but the top picture of SWB is the cutest piece ever! I love funny pieces, and this week has been fun!
ReplyDeleteRoses are Red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are Blue,
If you don't watch Out,
You'll get a cold sore Too!
Here comes Kody Cottontail,
Hopping down the po-lig trail
Hippity Hoppity Flipping Hair all the way
Making lots of girls and boys
To get to Kodyplanet world of joy
Things to make your po-lig life bright and gay!
He's got Jelly beans for Janelle,
Colored watches for Christine,
There's an orchard for YOUR mommy,
And an planet for her too!
Here comes Kody Cottontail,
Hopping down the po-lig trail
Hippity Hoppity Flipping Floppity Hair plugs all the way!
Thank you, Anonymous at 1:09am!
DeleteAnony at 1:30am, where were you when I needed you! I could not come up with something funny to say about my Kody-hare to save my doodling life. Your poem and song cracked me up! Now, you just need to start posting with a funny screen name so I can look to you for inspiration!
Here's a couple more for you TSW:
DeleteHare today, gone tomorrow.
Having a bad hare day.
I like them all but my faves are the doggy bowl, Pac Man ornament, & super cute pjs set :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Cynical Jinx, Mister Sister, & to all of the SWB peeps :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
ReplyDeleteI love reading this blog. To follow up from some previous threads, I do not think that we are a mean group. I enjoy sitting down in the "living room" with you all! The Browns willingly and openly put themselves on TV. It is not our fault they have all filed multiple bankruptcies, had questionable work histories and business practices, possible committed welfare fraud (thanks Kodi, Chrisitine and Janelle for sharing that with us), announcing and publicizing that they are openly breaking the law at any chance they get, openly lying and using scare tactics to manipulate their children (aka flee to Vegas) and contradict themselves all the time because they can never get their stories straight. Oh and bought over 1.2 million dollars in property without having a real income. I could go on...
If you or I was pulling all those shenanigans on national TV, (and not to mention poorly dressed as well) I'm sure we would earn a blog in our "honor." There is nothing I have not said on here that I would not ask The Brown Family point blank to their faces. I'm sure CJ, Carmel Brownie, Mister Sister, just to name a few, would love the opportunity and also feel very comfortable asking The Browns the very honest questions that they quickly avoid and we discuss here on this blog. If it ever gets to the point where we would feel ashamed asking The Browns how on earth is your MLM scheme paying your mortgage, financed washer and blinds, the Utah house, etc... then maybe we are "mean" but until then, would anyone else like some more tea :)
The wives and Kody should get together every night and play Hide & Seek in the cuddle-sac. The wives hide, Kody has to seek, and the first wife he finds is "it" for the night.
ReplyDeleteBut of course, the wives would cheat. Meri and Robyn would not hide at all, they'd both run up to Kody and knock him down like a professional linebacker after he called, "Ready or not, here I come!" Christine would sit at her kitchen table eating a plate of nachos, knowing that the crunching noises would keep him from even coming near her, and Janelle would simply get into bed a take a nap, knowing that Kody would never think to look for her there.
The Farmer in the Dell / The Kodster in the Cult-de-sac!!
ReplyDeleteKody takes a wife, Meri's number one...
Heigh-ho, the derry-o....Kody takes a wife.
Kody takes another, Janelle's from Meri's brother..
Heigh-ho, the derry-o....Kody takes a wife
Kody needs a third, Christine joins the herd..
Heigh-ho, the derry-o...Kody takes a wife
They're hatching quite a horde, and Kody's getting bored...
Heigh-ho, the derry-o...Kody takes a wife
Meri looks around, to find another Brown....
Heigh-ho, the derry-o...Kody takes a wife
Kody now has four, who knows how many more...
Heigh-ho, the derry-o....Kody takes a wife..
Kody loves his life, no hassles and no strife.....
Heigh-ho, the derry-o...Kody takes a wife
Kody loves the fame, he loves to hear his name....
High-ho, the derry-o....Kody takes a wife
His mares are in his stable, he rules his little fable.
Heigh-ho, the derry-o....Kody takes wife
The End
LOL....very clever & entertaining Amused! Uggghhhhhh, now I got this jingle stuck in my head... o_O
DeleteLOL....Sorry, CB !!
DeleteMe too!!
After typing the damn thing, it's been playing in my head.
I agree..make it go away !!!!
LOL'd out loud at work...that was awesome!!
DeleteKody's pretty sad, the wives are looking bad...Heigh-ho the derry-o..Kody takes a wife...............He takes another look, decides to hire a cook....Heigh-ho the derry-o..Kody takes a wife. Now their gluten free, eating from their trees...Heigh-ho the derry-o....Kody takes a wife.
DeleteLMAO!!! I just laughed so loudly at "Christine joins the herd" that my husband came running upstairs to see what was happening! This is hilarious!!
DeleteAt first, I was waiting for a "scandal" to take them down like Jon Gosselin....but then I realized that was not going to happen since no papparazzi is remotely interested in following them around. Then I was waiting to see which "wife" defected first and wrote a tell all (real) book, because that first book will be the one to make money not any after that, but now that they are letting in outsiders, and I mean people who are seeking fame, the book may just get written by one of them. Its only a matter of time. I was really hoping it would be Janelle or one of her kids to write the book but as someone pointed out earlier, she is in it all the way up to her neck.
ReplyDeleteMeri Brown is ugly from the inside out. She used to be the most popular one until she opened her mouth and all of her venom spewed out. Only she can change that and only she can change people's perception of her. I used to like Janelle the best and that is only because she never says anything bad about anyone else, but it is getting tiring that she chooses this lifestyle when it is so obviously not equal or fair to the women. Kody is a clown, Christine was raised in it and does not know any better, but the longer she is on the "outside" the more wisdom and knowledge she gains so pretty soon she wont be able to use that excuse. Sobbin Robyn is an opportunist and I see no endearing or positve qualities coming from her...I really cant stand her or Meri. None of them are living the principles they claimed at the beginning so this show is nothing more than a married loser and his three other girlfriends, whom all support him. A Pimp kind of works in the same way. Just sayin.....
ReplyDeleteOMG I am so laughing out loud at all your posts! Great songs and games, all of ya!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust had a wonderful turkey weekend and decided to pop into your living room for tea and boy you sure have been busy and funny. Just love what everyone has to say. Love all the games and poems. This is the one that came to my mind:
ReplyDeleteWee Willie Kody runs down the block,
He's in such a hurry, glancing at his clock.
He's peeping in the windows,
Begging at the lock,
But the wives are all in bed
It's past eight o'clock.
Brilliant!
DeleteAll that have posted and the post are so much fun. Thanks for a great laugh at the end of a hectic weekend! Wee Will Kody....
Latest Tweets:
ReplyDeleteMeri Brown: Just found the perfect way to stay incognito at Walmart today. :) pic.twitter.com/Hg5bceOmAJ
Is she a star that gets attacked by fans? I doubt it.
Janelle Brown @JanelleBrown117 10h - HE IS RISEN! Happy Easter everyone. Blessings to you and yours.
OK I can agree on that one.
Mykelti Brown @Mykelti15_B 3h - RIP Facebook, too many of our parents joined.
Aspyn Brown @RevDaniBeth it's been really great!! :) How's yours??
Rev. Dani still hanging on??
Robyn Sullivan Brown @LuvgvsUwngs 19h - "@skincarechannel: @LuvgvsUwngs U are a great mother, great advice starting young, prevention is easier then correction."Thanx! #goodhygiene
Oh my lord, are they still talking about than face washing tweet? Will Robynannounce when her daughters become young women? She scares me as a mother.
And I saw another tweet, where Meri lost her grandmother. Mister Sister, I know genealogy is your thing, would you write up a story about it??
You missed Mariahs tweet about the Kody/Garrison convo.....
DeleteKody: There are worse things than living in your mothers apartment upstairs.
Garrison: Yeah living in her basement.
Apartment??? I wonder if he has the master suite??
Love all the posts here.....so many funny and creative posters. :-)
Blessed Easter to you all.
That is interesting, maybe she picked a model with double master suites.
Deletethe masterbedroom is on the bottom floor in their houses..bedrooms are upstairs
Deleteall of the houses have the masterbedroom downstairs and all the other bedrooms are upstairs.
DeleteFIVE LITTLE Brown Adults
ReplyDeleteFive little Browns standing in a row.
Three stood straight and two stood so.
Along came the captain Kody, and what do you think?
They all ran away as quick as a wink!
HAHAHA This is great! and a road trip too! Interesting!
ReplyDeleteOh, where have you been,
ReplyDeleteKody Boy, Kody Boy?
Oh, where have you been,
Smary Kody?
I have been to seek a wifes,
She's the joys of my life,
She's a young thing
And more than ready to leave her mother.
Did she ask you to come in,
Kody Boy, Kody Boy?
Did she ask you to come in,
Swamry Kody?
Yes, she asked me to come in,
There's one hell of a chin.
She's a not young thing
but still living with her mother.
Can she make a great big cry,
Kody Boy, Kody Boy?
Can she make a fake fake dry cry,
Smarmy Kody?
She can make a a big fat fake cry
Quick as a cat can wink an eye,
She's a not a young thing
And still lived with her mother.
How old is she,
Kody Boy, Kody Boy?
How old is she,
Swarmy Billy?
Well she's old enough to have 3,
Maybe got 6 yrs child bearing for me
She's a not young thing
And can't wait to leave her mother!
Put your right foot forward
ReplyDeletePut your left foot out
Do the Brown baby pop
pop pop pop
Dance this new creation
It's the new sensation
Do the Brown baby pop
pop pop pop
Let's all join in the fun
Father, mother, mother mother mother
Do the Brown pop
pop pop pop!
Janelle Christine, maybe re think that stopping
Meri Robyn you better get a hopping
For Kody will get bored
And find a new one to have a hoard
Such fine beautiful children they have
Who want more more more?
Brown Kody we have advice
For your next conquest vice
Pick one younger like 25
For you'll have 15 yrs to make more pop!
Quick picking them old by any polig sense
And maybe you'll get doulby blessed
In the mean time Brown family
Do the pop pop pop just like the bunny hop hop hop~
I can't believe I did this. But I just purchased season ! on itunes to watch on my Ipad. SO I can actually see what you all are talking about. As I've never really watched the show. I come here mostly for the polygamy "Classes". I've only watched a few episodes and that was enough for me. So As soon as I smoke my cigarette. I'll go lay and bed and watch. Wish me luck. I hope I don't get the urge to stab my self in the eyes. Keep Sweet Ladies. lol
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest a playing a drinking game, and actually wrote out some rules. Then I scratched it cause by the end of a 30 minute episode you would probably have wrecked your liver. And that was just drinking wine coolers. Playing with liquer would probably kill you. God Speed, MINHID.
DeleteWell, if it's season 1...hmmmm probably wouldn't work BUT the other 2 (I don't even know how many seasons they have with the chopped up airings)...If you took a shot every time some one cried...you could get really sloshed!!
Deleteor
every time Kody flips his hair and runs his fingers through it
or
every couch visit Jenelle glares at Meri
or
Any scenes where Robyn has a cold sore.
or ....
I am at the beginning of season 2. I went ahead and bought it after I finished season 1. and was up all night watching. I really need to thank Mister Sister and CJ for this blog. B/c If I were to go by what I have seen so far and hadn't found this blog. It wouldn't bug me if they legalized polygamy. So far they seem somewhat happy. And I am reminded of why I USED to like Meri. But my favs are Janelle and Christine. I also really like Mykelti and Logan. I like the other kids too. but those are the ones that really stand out. I do feel somewhat mean saying this. But I am not so fond of Mariah. SOmeone had posted that they had heard Kody worked for Schwann. There was an episode in Season ! where he had on a jacket that had a Schwann label on it. So maybe he did. I never thought I'd say this but so far I like It. I'm sure that will change soon. One more thing. I see what you mean about the timeline. There was one episode where they first met Robyn. Mari had short hair and in the next scene. it's down to the middle of her back. Makes no sense
DeleteWow, do you remember what episode he had that jacket on? I'd like to re watch that. Yep, when I started the blog, I had NO IDEA what polygamy entailed other than multiple wives. No clue about planets, men calling wives to heaven, Joseph Smith... and I'll say it, to me it's blasphemy. However, if they had been a true loving family that followed their faith, to each their own. Keep watching, you will see a huge change in the family. I think the first episodes we are tad more real. You might enjoy going back here and seeing when they were just getting interviewed for a BBC show...
Deletehttp://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/what-started-it-all-bbc-meeting-browns.html
or Christine pre sister wives
http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/christine-brown-pre-sister-wives.html
It really turned for me when they did the whole THE LAW IS CHASING Us.... and then did a segment how that wasn't true.
http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/part-2-sister-wives-moving-over-fear-i.html
The sad thing is... I am much more gullible that Cynical Jinx, and Jinxie smells a rat quicker than I. IF they had played happy family, I might have fallen for it. but to say your religion dictates it, then lie lie lie, show all these troubles with wives, shows how little this family really has been together.
Keep watching, and let us know where you are!
I'm not sure which episode but it was season 1 and he was at robins or with Robin. It looks like a one of those jackets that high school athletes wear. I think it may have been a bit after we met Robyn. The part where I left off was they had just gotten back from NY and the shit has hit the fan. So I assume they are leading up to the move. I have been going back and reading your old posts. But it takes forever b/c I HAVE to read all the comments. So I will probably get to those posts someday. lol
DeleteUh, OH, MINH,etc.! You really are addicted now, if your're reading the old posts! You won't get any sleep for a while...that's what happened to me, and it may be why Slept into Debt is in the situation she's in!
DeleteAnyway, welcome to the past of SWB and the fantastic posts and comments. I'm still in May, 2012, and enjoying every one! Didn't watch SisterWives back then, so have relied on this blog for all information. Since you've gone so far as to buy the old seasons in order to catch up, you get the prize as the most addicted!
Be careful, or you may find out the prize is a Booby Prize - extra nights with Koduche! LOL
Have you looked on youtube? Sometimes you can catch them there, and if you google a certain episode, sometimes you can watch the for free if you answer a few questions, it's worked for me!!!
DeleteSinister Drives...I like coming upon your comments as I read into 2012. Fun to have you leave them. I think that MINHID is more addicted than we are. I just might call her MINI because I forget all the letters and have to look back. I found two old shows that I recorded so will watch them sometime when I am home alone. My hubby doesn't like SW but he loves Duck Dynasty.
DeleteI record Nancy Grace so I can skip the commercials and he will watch that as I tell him about the trial. I just can't get over how brazen she is and such a blatant liar...especially when I watched the police interrogation of her. She is so flirty and coy then. Wonder what her reaction will be to the guilty verdict.
I've came here for a long time and had only watched an episode or two of the show. I mostly came here for the polygamy posts. b/c I didn't realize how unhealthy it is. So I decided to bit the bullet and watch the show. So I could make sense of all the comments. And now I HAVE to finish watching it. lol
DeleteI LOVE Duck Dynasty, and would make a post on it if others would like to talk about it? Let me know.
DeleteWell I did find a place to finish watching. However, I guess itunes is the way Itunes do the episodes is different.So I thought I was on season 3. but it's actually still season 2
DeleteThank you for those links... very interesting. I had no idea they got on national tv and basically made fools of us that believed them.
DeleteI do have a friend that lives on that road, and she did say, it's a main hwy, and cops drive down it ALL THE TIME.
Five in the bed and the new wife said
ReplyDeleteRoll over, roll over.
So they all rolled over
And Meri fell out.
Four in the bed and the new wife said
Roll over, roll over.
So they all rolled over
And Janelle fell out.
Three in the bed and the new wife said
Roll over, roll over.
So they all rolled over
And Christine fell out.
Two in the bed and the new wife said
AT LAST!
Good!
DeleteMan these are great. I wish I was as clever! Keep up the great work everyone, and Happy Easter!
ReplyDelete10 Little Plyglets
ReplyDelete( To the tune of 10 Little Indians ;)
1 little, 2 little, 3 little Plyglets..4 little, 5 little, 6 little plyglets..7 little, 8 little, 9 little plyglets, 10 AUB Plyglets born!
Well it seemed fitting since Janelle did live in a teepee for a lil bit. :)
Ha!!
Ha! I forgot about the Tee pee. I used to think she was the logical one, but she's a nut case too. I give her credit for being much more open with her children and allowing Christine to help and acknowledged that. Where was Meri during all those years? Doing nothing, a part time here or there until Kody had a trip.
DeleteThe vision of Kody being a Swann man cracks me up. We see him in this business suit. What did he do, change out of his uniform? And I'd like to hear more about him getting let go from the Sign company. Really, it's a bit disgusting Kody has made so many negative comments about the LDS, Like they "hate" them,when obviously they don't. The Fundy Mormon and LDs share many common beliefs that NO ONE ELSE does, ie Joseph Smith the false prophet, so why wouldn't they respect each other?
(Sing to tune of Pop, Goes the Weasel)
ReplyDeleteThe Browns entice U w/ a meet & greet.
They let U drink green goo @ Meri's wetbar.
Lookout, before all of ur money goes.
Pop, goes the Grifters. :)
In the spirit of April's Fools day I wonder what the Browns plan on doing to each other or better yet, play mind games in Twitterville (eyes rolling)So if by chance Robyn or Meri tweets about a bun in the oven, or Kody & Christine on vacation or even Kody & Janelle on vacation....its probably not true....unless its at Disneyland, then most likely its true...Lol
ReplyDelete(Barney's caught a fish alive)
ReplyDelete1 2 3 4 5 kody caught a few wives alive
6 7 8 9 10 then he found a few more again.
Why don't you let them go,
because they work and I don't you know!!!
Thought I would put one in... the songs and games are too funny!!!! Love it
Meri, Meri, quite contrary.
ReplyDeleteHow does your wet bar grow?
With figs and fries and homemade pies
And plygy pastries all in a row.
I do NOT have the imagination of my fellow participants here. BUT . . . I do share a love for "Les Miserables" with the Brown clan. So I've rewritten one of the "iconic" songs from that play/movie. If you know the tune, sing along!
ReplyDeleteAt the end of the day you want money for nothing.
Tacky joolry and green goo don’t earn you a lot.
So you hope that you’ll be famous
On a cable TV channel,
But the world just isn’t buying what you all have got.
And we laugh at your lifestyle,
And your ill-fitting clothes,
And your orangey faces and greedy demands,
Yes that’s how it goes.
(Don't even get me started on an attempt at Meri's version of "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables.")
That is very good. And to the poster that said they wanted to see Meri on dancing with the stars, I'd like to see Christine!
DeleteOh this is just more than fun, brilliant! to all my living room friends, ALL of these are funny and bright!!! please keep them coming!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I admit it...
ReplyDeleteLast night at about 9:15pm I was online about to google something. I noticed a link on the google page about 'google nose' so I clicked it.
Yes, I actually was about to place my nose on my monitor and click enter when it dawned on me...tomorrow will be April Fools and it was already 4/1 on the east coast. I sat my butt back in my chair. I was really bummed that Google nose was a prank!
So here's to all my SWB friends, April Fool's!
Easter Eggs to Kody's wives
ReplyDeleteFive little Easter wives, blousy tank top wore,
Meri ran off the new prospect, then there were four.
Four little Easter wives, two and two you see,
Kody forgot about Christine, then there were three.
Three little Easter wives, before I knew,
Janelle went home for peace, then there were two.
Two little Easter wives, oh what fun,
Kody pissed ole Mari off, then there was one.
One little Easter Wife, see her run,
She found a better hus-band then there were none.
Dargers just posted they are getting a 4th wife, could it be true or an April fools joke?( with the emphasis on fools) on
ReplyDeleteWow. I guess we'll have to wait and see, but it seems like it's just been the 3 for a long while now. Could be a problem bringing in #4. Or not, as I think about Joe's controlling ways. He'd just order them all to be happy with it.
DeleteI call it a lame April Fool's joke. hardy har har.
DeleteDare us! Oh no you didn't Mondo mom!!!LOL
ReplyDeleteWe got an email from Mondo Mom TRIPLE daring us to tweet to Roasanne Barr, who had this to say on her blog:
“a very high percentage of ‘sister wives’ are closeted lesbians who have sex with their fellow sister wives, as that is a good way to stay under the Utah-Mormon lesbian seeking radar that seeks to control uppity women, who are a potential threat to the Big Boys’ Patriarchal Industrial Complex. A lot of these women target and groom young and adolescent girls to have sex with them too. All of their happy sister wife talk makes me sick, as I used to live by polygamists and saw firsthand what the women are really into, as they pretend to be submissives. They like to punish and destroy other sister wives, like some S and M freakazoids, and the ‘winner’ gets to have boring sex with their effeminate husband.”
http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/2011/03/sister-wives-secret/
Oh Snap... she was a Mormon for awhile I do remember, I can't believe she said that!
So, Mondo Mom, I gotta take a dare:
Sister Wives Blog @SisterWivesBlog Protected account 1h
@TheRealRoseanne Saw your post sister wives secret: We would love to hear from you at http://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2013/03/swbiconic-fun-sister-wives-games-easter.html …
Yay, glad U took the dare,MS :) I sure hope we hear from Roseanne soon!!
DeleteWouldn't that be a hoot! I've always loved her!
DeleteYou go Mister Sister! Now the big question is, will she tweet back? Or visit here?
DeleteWill be fun to see where this goes!
Oh, LOVE ROSEANNE BARR! I know she won't but what fun to hear from her on here, and I think she'd get a laugh out of the humorous pictures!
ReplyDeleteOMG Roseanne would love these, I so hope she comes to visit!! ROSANNE we want to hear from you, you are a blast!!!!
DeleteLove all the artwork by Twisted Sister, thank you! All the games and songs, great fun.
ReplyDeleteHere' comes Kody humping Tail,
ReplyDeleteJumping of the AUB trail,
hippity Hoppity making his own rules
Bringing lots of jewels and dreams
Looking for a new woman to give him that gleam,
Hoping for a younger one this day!
Thanks everyone for so much fun!
I just found this:
ReplyDeletehttps://sisterwivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/10/polgamy-monopoly.html
Polygamy Monopoly!
That is too cute!
DeleteOK, I just finished the last episode in season 2. It shows me a lot of why Meri is acting the way she is. I'm not condoning how she acts but I an starting to understand it now. Kody made a comment about her house costing as much as the others and she only has 1 kid. And she started crying. And now Robin is gonna tell her she is pregnant. As someone who has never been able to get pregnant I can empathize with her. But it's a lot easier for me to deal with b/c I know that my worth as a person does not depend on my having babies. So if you rematch that episode. I think that's where She her attitude gets worse. I know from reading the book that she has always kind of been this way. But so far I like her. I was only able to buy 3 episodes from season 3. I ran out of ITunes credit. Damnit! Lol
ReplyDeleteLOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Can you do all the holidays like this?
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI wanna see Meri on Dancing with the Stars!
With those cute costumes and then the dreaded undershirt!
DeleteHow about Meri on Dancing My Ass Off, I think that is what it was called. It was on Lifetime or Oxygen?
DeleteWe have just started watching the Sister Wives show on Netflix...We really like it. Kody Brown must be a very very patient and flexible man to make (4) women happy! We hope they write a book about this. We are from Washington State and support Marriage Equality for everyone. The Brown family seems pretty happy and the kids are well cared for. We are not sure how they handle the jealousy but with that aside it seems like a great way to raise a family with lots of support. We wish them well. Family is so important. Please do not write hate mail to us. We support loving caring families where children are taken care of. With the divorce rate so high, and it is so hard to raise children in in a single parent home....this lifestyle seems pretty nice. Good luck to you all. on
ReplyDeleteUniversityPlaceandOut,
DeleteThere is a book and it's called "Becoming Sister Wives". I would caution you that most people here that read it felt it was a waste of time. You might want to borrow it from a library.
Keep watching the Netflix for the remaining series and I think you'll see a huge change in how happy the Browns are. It's almost like Season 1 was a sweet facade put on to get the series and as it went on and their real selves were exposed, it started to get ugly.
I do not truly believe any of them are happy except the kids that are too young to know better. The older kids can tell their mothers aren't happy, nor are they fulfilled.
Welcome to the SWB gang and good luck with the book and the Sister Wives show on Netflix!
As the season goes on the kids only get to see their dad every 4th day. Thats only 1.5 days a week. These moms are definitely single parenting the kids. I agree that kids do seem good, but as you watch the series you will see that none of the women are happy.
DeleteWhoa! Ok, so I'm watching a new reality show that premiered tonight on VH1: The Gossip Game
ReplyDeleteIt's basically about the lives of 7 media personalities covering the fast-paced competitive urban entertainment beat of New York City. A couple of the cast members are talk radio dj's & gossip bloggers.
Well,they hosted a Blogger Appreciation Event to show some love to all of their bloggers, etc... Who knew??? Now wouldn't that be a big hoot if TLC hosted a Blogger Appreciation Event for all of their TLC shows & Cynical Jinx & Mister Sister got invited to represent SWB?? That would be so awesome! Yes, I do realize I'm thinking insanely out loud here,but hey that's just how my mind works...lol
Also, on the the Gossip Game, they mentioned something about a bloggers convention. Seriously?? I didn't even know they existed so that's why I thought it was super cool. So of course my curiosity got the best of me & I just had to Google BLOGGER CONVENTIONS. Surprisingly, quite a few came up. Actually a mixed media blogger convention was hosted in Las Vegas at the Rio Hotel in January 2013. Now granted this particular convention was geared towards expanding your blog,etc... But I'm still impressed that these conventions even exist...lol There's more Blogger conventions scheduled in 2013 & for Las Vegas in 2014 as well. :)
That would be awesome and at least they are smart enough to know... all news keep you relevant. Lindsay Lohan would be in the dump if not for all her legal trouble. Think she cares they are pub it? HECK NO! Keeps her "in" the wrold.
DeleteHey CB, look up BlogHER sometime. I haven't attended, seeing as how I don't even remember when I last updated my own blog, but it's supposed to be phenomenal.
DeleteOh ok, thanks for the heads up Turtlegirl93 :) I'll check it out.
DeleteI too saw Meri at a Wal mart of all places, and asked for a quick pic on my cell phone. I was rudely told she did not have time for this, even though I had watched her from afar just browsing around. Turned me off totally. We live in Vegas, and have seen many stars, and most will oblige a quick pic. Even Jack Nicholson!
ReplyDeleteThat's a big thank you for her big house from Meri to the viewer.
DeleteSo like what the heck was she so busy doing? It's not like Christine with 6 kids and 1/2 of those are little ones! Maybe she was stressing because they discontinued the orange make-up she wears and was frantically looking for a replacement. That would be highly stressful and viewers should know not to interrupt a Brown sisterwive when they are shopping at Wal-Mart!!!
DeleteI'm so tired of hearing about the grifters dissing their fans...smh Seriously?? Too busy for a quick pic? I betcha if U offered to pay for her basket of stuff @ Walmart, her ass wouldve made time & her greedy ass probably would've piled more stuff in on the way to the register.
DeleteMaybe the next time someone see's the Browns out eating, they should offer to pay for their meal in exchange for a photo, just to see what the response would be...LOL
Or even record asking them just for an autograph or quick pic, bc it would be interesting to hear the tone of voice they use & excuses they give.
Can someone answer this. Why did they leave Utah. If someone is wanted by the law. they would just have to go to Las Vegas. So how is that helping?
ReplyDeleteGood Question. I think the links are above, it was all for the show baby. And Kody was bored in Utah. Las Vegas should prosecute as well as Utah, or why have the law? I guess If I want to start doing something illegal, under the guise of religion, I won't be prosecuted? That's what makes me so so mad. they are flaunting and act like they are above the law, while us minions aren't. Another point - they believe they all came from Jesus, who had children, and are the chosen ones, the rest of us are going to H.
DeleteNot surprised Meri wouldn't have her pic took. They are terrible D listers.
Thank you for a interesting, funny post with GREAT pictures. Kudos to Twisted Sister, you are really adding flair to the blog!
ReplyDeleteTruth or Hair
ReplyDeleteThe wives either have to tell the truth about what they really think of their sisterwives, or the have to sneak up on Kody and yank a single hair from his head when he's not looking.
That should take care of that ridiculous hairdo.
Had to add just one more before this closes: to Mary Had A Little Lamb
ReplyDeleteMeri had a little scam,
Little scam, little scam
So Janelle went on the lam
I hope she told her so.
Meri had a little scam,
Little scam, little scam
Christine came with a frying pan
Then all the wives did "show".
Everywhere that Meri went
Kody spent, Kody spent
Everywhere that Kody went
The wives were sure to go.
They followed him to church one day,
Watched him stray, watched him stray
He married Robyn anyway
Which really wasn't cool.
The sisters liked to laugh and play
Laugh and play, laugh and play
Used food stamps along the way
Which was against the rule.
Pride comes before a fall
Before a fall, before a fall
It is a message to you all
We learned it all in school.
Haha...Good one Slept Into Debt :) I completely forgot about this classic nursery rhyme...lol
DeleteIt's been like 25 years since I read her bio, but I don't think Roseanne Barr was ever a Mormon, she wrote about how strange it was to be a Jewish girl in Utah with all the LDS around if memory serves.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read her mother had her attend a mormon church so she could fit in when they lived in Salt Lake City.
DeleteI think this was so much fun to read! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteLast but not least....
ReplyDeleteThere was a young man named Brown,
Who decided he'd really 'git down'.
He married one wife,
Then three more to his life,
And created his own troupe of clowns!
Thanks for the laughs!! Everyone posting, I loved it! So creative. The depressing thing is, we all know how horrible so many of the polygamous families are being treated, it's nice to be lighthearted some of the time.
ReplyDeleteNow the Browns- their arrogance is astounding me. Is this normal for Fundy Mormons?
Mister Sister and Cynical Jinx,
ReplyDeleteKeep up with Kody the great Phoenix,
They know their moves before the Browns even do
And keep up with Kody's latest miscue.
Sister Wives Blog is the Best
For all us non Fundys that are unblessed,
We'll keep our toasters on
And are partners of choice to one,
Coming to SWB to have some good ole fun!
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteRoad trip sounds like fun!
ReplyDeleteGreat picture Twisted Sister, hope you do well!
HAHAHAHAHA I haven't been here for awhile-keep up the great work, I love all the posts. Prayers for the FLDS.
ReplyDeleteTwisted Sister, keep the art work coming, the Kody Hare's have me chuckling. Love everyone's poems and songs, great smiles on my face.
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