Friday, July 13, 2012

I Scour the Internet: The Friday the Thirteenth Edition 7/13/12

After spending the better part of this morning scanning the internet for Kody and his Krew news, I've decided that today should be 'What's being tweeted on Twitter about Sister Wives' Day. So here are some of the tweets I saw, placed here for your amusement.

Since today is also Friday the 13th, and as I suffer from paraskevidekatriaphobia, I must take my leave now for the safety of my bed.

Enjoy the tweets!



















Old news Carleigh. Kody has 17 kids since October last year so get with the program!

There's something so wrong about this...

That would be an improvement for both shows! Come on, TLC and ABC !


Oh Timothy, I don't think you want to look like Kody. At least not on purpose...















Molly, you must have been reading our minds!
Kody and his Pimpettes



Marcel, I totally agree with you...











OUCH!!   TRUTH HURTS!!


He probably charges. Anyway, he's too big time now to pose with just regular people now...
Kody still computing the number of mother in laws he has...
Really Amanda, you KNOW this question is gonna blow Kody's mind totally off this planet! Great question, though...Got the krazy eyes going now....


Now Meri, why would you tweet something like that to Kody? Don't you know this is how rumors get started?
Kody, fine example of rumor control....NOT!!

********7/14/12

Here's a post Friday the Thirteenth twit addition:

105 comments:

  1. Seriously??? He's tweeting MeanMeri about pretzels? They are mentally stunted at age 13.

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    1. Yes, yes they are! Isn't that the age girls tend to get very petty and mean and boys are driven solely by they hormones and little member?

      haha

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    2. Here we try to get to the truth, in their world, they like to play games!

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    3. His little member???? Lol! That's why he tries to overcompensate hahahaha

      Once again this blog has made Friday a good day even Friday the 13th!

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    4. I agree w/ ya'll, stuck in teenage mode, esp Kody's lil' member(good one by the way :D )... Guess they like taking turns "playing" house w/ each other @_@
      Hey Browns, GTFU already, dang!!

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    5. Yes, cause in a mature marriage u don't think about another woman..men still look, that will never change, but it would b way to much work for another wife after age 40..a person would have to b stuck in a highschool mentality to want more:..and more...and more

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  2. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    OMG these are so funny!!!!!
    I love all of them!
    Guess he's not afraid of being in UTAH now!LOL
    I say do the new wife a season show!
    I didn't my sissy had paraskevidekatriaphobia, you poor thing! Get under the covers...14th will be here soon enough!
    hahahah Great WORD!

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  3. His tweet to Meri about her NOT being pregnant was in very poor taste. He is such a douchebag.

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    1. I couldn't agree more. What an ass.

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    2. That caught my attention also. What a jerk!

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  4. My favorite: Today in 1843, #Mormon leader #JosephSmith has a revelation that God approves of #polygamy, but disapproves of #TLC's #SisterWives.

    Why? I see Kody having a revelation soon!

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  5. I was laughing out loud on some of these.
    Please tell me why I ever liked this show in the first place? I have stopped watching since Kody married Robyn. That woman makes me want to eat my eyes and ears.
    Thanks for making me laugh!
    Now go hide!

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    1. A good example...u r probly pretty enough to have 3 or 4 husbands..but most women would never do that...even if they could...sure they joke, but real women don't share

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  6. Kody tweeted he couldnt get any pretzels at IFRA...I googled IFRA, the only thing I found was an international fragrance association?? Please tell me he isnt trying to come out with a perfume....

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    1. Haha, I was thinking the same thing MIZ RJ ....he could bottle his stanky ass sweat & call it Bootylicious 4.0

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    2. Lobotomized (Claddag Claw)July 13, 2012 at 2:54 PM

      LOL no.. Idaho Falls Regional Airport ;)

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    3. Must be a small airport, bcuz most airports sell bags of pretzels & lots of other goodies too! Seems like they sell everything in those airports!!

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    4. Lmao CB a gift for MGM to reminder her of vacation.

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    5. Lmao...warning......don't toss your cookies...i think pretzel is their code word for sex.

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    6. Does anyone know if NV is a 50/50 divorce state in settlements? That may be why Kody is careful around her.

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    7. Lobotomized (Claddagh Claw)July 14, 2012 at 11:06 AM

      HaremHater (love your name!), I think you may be right. In every airport they sell pretzels and stuff, but he seemed to be alone, so no booty call. What a perve to TWEET such thing.

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  7. This may be off topic so I apologize if I'm putting this comment in the wrong place. I also picked a name and I hope no one else is using it. This is my first time using it, so if someone has already claimed it, let me know.

    Anywho ... Does it seem to y'all like Meri is the only one who will challenge Kody? Seems like she will argue with him, but I doubt Janelle or Robyn would. Christine will embarrass him in a goofy way, but it seems like Meri will talk back. I wonder if it's b/c she's the first wife.

    Also, Kody seems scared of her but not of the rest. He obviously defended her during the Tell All interview. I wonder if it's truly b/c she's legal and can take everything or if she's got something on him.

    I'm not really a fan of any of them and I agree Janelle "seems" smart, but all things are relative, huh? Gotta say if I had to choose, I'd be Team Janelle.

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    1. Welcome Mock Jobs! Glad to see you posting!

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    2. I think Meri is the one pulling the strings in this marriage...that's why she "talks back"!

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    3. yes, Mother Meri Wife #1 is the only one who has the one and true bitch power. Over Kody AND Wives 2-4.

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  8. Haha, most of them are amusing, but my 2 favorites are from Molly & Kendra!!

    "Kody on #Sisterwives is an arrogant prick! All he does is exercise his narcissism." ....BAM!!

    "...why don't you just marry them, that seems to be ur answer to everything"...Lmao!!

    And Lourdes, I can't even pronounce or spell that P word that you have,so I'm not sure exactly ur diagnosis o_O But I say drink some cocktails + watch some chick flicks and you'll be just fine :D...Lol

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  9. My friend also saw Robin and Kody at Tuacahn in St. George. They said that it was their 2 year anniversary. She did get a picture. She may be pregnant, but defiantly not very big...if she is. I am betting not, or else not very far along.

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    1. Oh please, their anniversary was in May!! Guess they're just now celebrating. Dang it took Kody a whole year to make up Meri's anniversary that he missed last year!

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    2. My gosh. They can't figure out when their own anniversary was. 2 years. 3 years. May/July...tomato, to-mah-toe.

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    3. Funny Bargain Babe...maybe it's Robyn's secret plan to keep their honeymoon stage flowing....lol She gets most of his time anyway,which we all figured out a long time ago. He has just finally admitted it on tv!!

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  10. Peanut Butter FritosJuly 13, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    Love! The defenders are just, um, wow.

    I guess Kody isn't running from Utah anymore. I wish they'd just arrest him already. He is an admitted felon!!!

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    1. His narcissitic way of "sticking it to the govt"! IMO, basically, saying haha look at me & my harem, we have broken the law on so many levels, & there's nothing the law can or will do to us!!!
      Uggghhhhh!!! They just really irk my eff'ing nerves!!

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    2. I agree...imagine how women would be viewed if they all allowed this to happen...they r all guilty of the same thing...send them all 2 jail..break this crap up

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  11. Lobotomized (Claddag Claw)July 13, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    How sensitive from Kody, rubbing it in Meri's face that he is NOT PREGNANT, won't hurt feelings (while Robyn probably is, again)... OR.. she may actually BE pregnant and they are trying to keep it a secret, re-enforcing she is "not"... Always sensitive Kody at work... Don't cry Meri, keep sweet, ask Christine how!

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  12. In regards to the Tweet about Meri craving pretzels... I personally feel that it's all for ratings for the show. I think she has NO intentions of conceiving another child but the creators of the show want to add that in for drama. I think they probably offered to pay for InVitro if she'd do it. They don't care how many kids those fools have, it's all about the numbers for them. And as a person who has been struggling to get pregnant since I married, it pisses me off. I wish someone would offer real couples the chance to have a baby and them foot the bill. Hey, there's an idea TLC! It's hurtful that she "can't make up her mind" or "give him an answer" when other women would cut off their left breast to have that opportunity. Stupid people. They need to stop it. I hope she got a whole freaking truck load of pretzels dropped off at her house and the salt killed her remaining eggs! Then she wouldn't have to think about an answer, she'd have one.

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    1. I wonder if they even went to the Dr. for testing yet to see if her eggs are still viable?? I'm thinking probably not, since all they've been doing since the finale is traveling & vacationing!

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  13. Is it just me or do Kody's eyes not face the same direction? It appears that his right eye (our left since we're facing him) is just a tad off. Go up and look at the last picture of him on this page...

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    1. Yes, I think he does have a bit of strabismus.

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    2. Wow, anon 7:23. Good new word for me.

      Let it never be said that this blog is not educational!

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    3. Haha...that is funny GordonSetter! New word for me too. I really do love this blog! Thanks mods ...

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    4. That way he can always be on the look out for a new wife lol

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  14. So Kodouche and Robun go to St George for entertainment....Guess there's nothing left in Vegas they haven't seen.

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  15. After reading these tweets and enjoying a welcomed smirk at their expense....

    Now feel the need to trot out our SWB mantra once again....
    ** "WHAT THE HELL DOES KODY DO ALL DAY, EVERY DAY ?????" ** WHAT ???

    Beyond all the anniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, vacation trips, etc, etc...
    ..X FOUR!!!!
    Just WTH does this lazy slacker doooooo??? !!!!

    BTW.....Loved the "little member" line.......snort !!!!

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  16. Those tweets are hilarious! Thanks for finding and posting these! Makes for a funny Friday! Although NOT the insensative tweet about Meri not being pregnant. If he's so sure then I guess she ain't gettin' none! That puts a smile on Robyn's face!

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  17. I don't have cable. Where can I watch the tell all episode ?

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    1. I can't remember exactly, but look through the Twitter Post at the end of Jun, and the July 4 Free Discussion Area. If you don't see the free link, holla and I'll look it up!

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  18. Meri keeps teething about how hard it is to MAKE a BIG DEcISION... Wonder what it is...

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    1. She probably can't decide if she wants a wet bar or deck more!!(eyes rolling)

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    2. How about both? And throw in a bidet while we're at it!

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    3. lol. I like CB's theory. My theory is that she is having a very hard time deciding which wife to be passive aggressive to THIS week.

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  19. My dear Lourdes ~ The two pictures you put under 'Timothy's' comment about Krodies hair are priceless. Krodies 'scary face' I have seen numerous times, but the other one...OMG... I am dying laughing at that face. All that picture is missing is his little finger near his mouth and I'd swear he was Dr Evil. LMAO! Dr. Evil and his mini member. (Can you pass out from over snorting while laughing?)

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  20. They should incorporate a camera like they do on Big Brother so everyone can see what Kody does on a daily basis. He probably starts his day by eating the cereal of any child he happens to be sitting near. Then he probably has his daily affirmantions like the SNL skit they used to have. He'd talk into a mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone, people like me." After the mirror breaks, he drives his new convertible to the nearest mall to buy a new one while he salivates over the women he sees who could possibly be Wife #5.

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    1. Mock Viewer 6:30 ^^^ Now THAT'S funny... i don't care who ya are!! lol

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    2. You forgot his hair routine and roaming from house to house to put together one of his "ladykiller" outfits.

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    3. Lhasamom I snorted I laughed so hard!!

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    4. Lhasamom, your comment about the ladykiller outfit reminded me of Herb Tarlick from the show WKRP in Cinncinatti. I wonder when Kody will start wearing gold chains

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  21. I <3 SW twitter. It's so concise for the snarkers, and also the perfect medium to allow Kody to consistently make himself look even dumber. LOL

    Also, how's this for proof of how polygamy makes you better? Has anyone every noticed that everytime Kody tweets he's away with someone else, Meri tweets about how needy she is [rhetorical question ;D].

    @MeriBrown1 tweeted:
    "Making a huge decision alone is stressful! I need @realkodybrown back! Missing him!"

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    1. good gawd - they'll call him for stupid stuff when he's away with another wife. (we know telling him christine failed her real estate exam couldn't wait til he got back.) wth wouldn't you call him for an IMPORTANT one?? i get so sick of their high school mentality.

      isn't it just robyn and meri that do the phone calls and tweets to him when he's off with the other one? seems like it. guess they're the only two still competing for his love!!

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    2. Oh Lawd, she's pulling a Robyn!!!...lol

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  22. Mock Tomato SammichJuly 13, 2012 at 8:10 PM

    " If you're craving pretzels so bad why don't you just marry them"
    Best. Line. Ever.
    I agree with anon 3:20, all the "smoke and mirrors" tweets about craving and such are simply to keep the sheeple interested and watching the show.

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    1. I actually hate the show, but I watch...I also watch the dumb a** kardashian show..it helps me release anger...they piss me off so much

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    2. Mock Tomato SammichJuly 14, 2012 at 12:01 PM

      Oh, don't get me wrong, I watch it too. I'm talking about the fans who think they're doing a great job at raising kids and who beg to be wife #5.

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  23. Go ahead Meri, and get that upgraded Wet Bar of your dreams! Kody will support you. After all, you DESERVE it!

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    1. I agree...what a selfish person..and only a self centered person would take a 7 bedroom house with no children and force another mother into a 5 bedroom home with 6 children..and she truly thinks she deserves it.

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  24. Lobotomized (Claddagh Claw)July 13, 2012 at 8:56 PM

    The BIG decision Meri has to make is probably whether she has to chose the 5 bedroom with a wet bar with the sun shining into Mariah's room (for the last few months she'll live with her mom) or she choses the 7 bedroom home, without sun shining in but also without wet bar.. DECISIONS... DECISIONS...

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    1. Ba Haa! Too true. Meri is one selfish Bitch. I loved how Janelle called her out on it when they were renting the houses. Meri's need for big house with a pool while Janelle was concerned about feeding her kids. Yeah Janelle!

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  25. Great group of Tweets! Too Funny!!! L O L!~

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  26. This is soo cute! Love it.
    On a serious note- MY revelation is they should stop using the word God, they certainly don't follow him.

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  27. If they are at Tuacahn, St. George, they are seeing Aladdin - can just imagine Kody singing self importantly to Robyn "I can show you the world!"

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    1. Or I AM the world, your my Star!LOL

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    2. Bored and Candy, didn't he basically say that? I think he tweeted her something about telling her once that if she married him, he'd show her the world or some very similar statement. I'll have to look it up. I think a big part of Robyn's decision to marry Kody was the show and it's perks. We all saw how visibly upset she was when the didn't get the houses in that one episode. I'm willing to believe that is why Kody, who probably deep down inside knows he can't afford those four big houses, keeps pushing for them. Robyn wants her house bad. I know they all do, but she imparticular seems like that's all she's been waiting on.

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    3. Hi Mock!

      I've added that twit between Kody and Robyn to Lourdes article...

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    4. Excellent! Thanks CJ!

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    5. That scene always bothered me. She came from nothing, why wasn't she appreciative with what she had? Some folks who get more get appreciative, some get money hungry...

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  28. I love Scout the Internet!

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  29. Is there some reason each of their kids need to have their own rooms???? I grew up with 2 sisters and we all shared 1 room. wth?

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    1. Me too. But you know they deserve it more than the rest of us.

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    2. I wondered the same thing. For most of my childhood I shared a room with my little sister and brother. Kids can benefit a lot from sharing.

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    3. Heck I not only shared a room with 2 other sisters but I also shared a bed with one of them!

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    4. How sad, I will pray for you! Sounds like you are not there any more. If you are, We will pray for your safety and peace.

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  30. BewareOfThePlanetYouChooseJuly 14, 2012 at 12:08 AM

    RT @annabeloakes I love this bowl of #cereal so much I'm gonna marry it and make it #sisterwives with my #sandwich from yesterday.

    That was my favorite, so witty!

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  31. I tried to find the link for the full tell all video and I can't seem to find it @mistersister I love this blog and post almost daily :)

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    1. Here's a link: http://www.crack-tv.com/sister-wives/season/3/episode/12

      It worked for me, hope it does you!

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  32. Been reading and enjoy everyone's comments on this blog. I think sisterwives is a load of crap. Its hard for me to comprehensive that fact that a wife (Merri) in today's society puts up with "open affairs" let alone be friends with their husbands 3 other misteress's. I watch this show every week waiting for a good cat fight to break out amoung the women and hope one will wake up and leave this open affair they call marriage .

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  33. RobynGotTheLIVTicketNotTheGoldenOne!July 14, 2012 at 7:27 PM

    hahahahhahhaLOVE THIS BLOG!!!!!!! Great Post!

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  34. I may get deleted, but I politely say, lighten up folks! When we have a funny, intertaining post, don't get so serious!!!! Love SWB for doing both!

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    1. I think everyones prospective is needed for a show that makes women look soooo bad. Its beyond being a bad wife or mother. These women are so insecure and so nieve they live every second of their life knowing their husband is having sex with 3 other women...and not only do they allow it..they have to try to convince the world they r ok with it, and encourage this lifestyle.

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    2. I agree with u...I can't believe there isn't a womens lib group involved with shutting this show down...this show sets women back 50 years..all the hard work women have done to command respect and women like this come along and "f" it all up

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    3. There's a website group called American Decency that organizes Boycotts. They basically target Ad sponsors that endorse Sister Wives & whoever else is on their agenda. They provide Pre-Written emails to the sponsors that U can click on & send yourself. I did this & I actually got a response from Sargento Foods Inc... When Sister Wives season premiered on May 13, TLC had 25 Ad Sponsors for SW...American Decency immediatly went into action & Boycotted the 25 Ad Sponsors & they had a huge online turnout. The following week only 4 Ad Sponsors returned to endorse SW...so I believe there is power in numbers.

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    4. Anti-Polygamy-FeministJuly 15, 2012 at 10:59 AM

      i eat at the Y says ".I can't believe there isn't a womens lib group involved with shutting this show down...this show sets women back 50 years..all the hard work women have done to command respect and women like this come along and "f" it all up"

      Totally agree with you! But most US feminists won't touch this kind of thing. While women abroad are fighting against polygamy, feminist groups are defending the right for women to choose whatever they want, even if it messes up their lives, messes up their children, and would be damaging to society if legalized. It's nuts!

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  35. Everyone talks about this guy, and watching the show he appears to have the mentality of a 12 year old. But, I don't blame this guy...100% of this lands squarely on the shoulders of these 4 women..this is happening because they r allowing it to happen..clearly they don't feel they deserve better..when in reality every woman deserves better. I feel sorry for them..I guraantee not a day goes by when they don't think of how good it would feel to have the unconditional love of a man..to b the only life..the only love..to sleep next to him and wake up with him every morning..and to have a man hold them...and mean it

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  36. Hey everyone, I'm new around these parts. I just finished watching the seasons on Netflix. Can someone explain to me why Kody chose Nevada to move to? From what I gather there isn't an AUB community in NV, so why the sudden move here-especially for the kids?!

    And I swear, every episode has a Meri storyline of not being able to have kids with Robyn crying for everyone.

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    1. They say Kody always wanted to move there, plus Robyn has family there. Oh and no offense to Vegas residents, but it's not likely their decency/morality would be challenged there.

      And yep, they are constantly throwing Meri's fertility issues in our faces! I think we'll all be glad when that "storyline" ends.

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    2. Yes, Mock Jobs is right about the reasons, and in a place where it seems like prostitution is pretty much part of the scene, who's going to protest about Kody and his harem of concubines?

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  37. I watched this show the other day..at first I didn't get it..I thought it was fake...wife had to explain..I have that luxury after 23 years...but..I wonder if a man excist in this world..anywhere..that would share his woman with another man..I don't think we would ever see this in reverse..u always here "women don't share"..I beg to differ..NO MAN would share one woman with 3 other guys....if they did there is a name for this type of woman, and its not wife.....I have always said..I don't share my toothbrush, underwear or woman with anyone..some things we r suppose to have all to ourselves.

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    1. Well said, One Hung Low. My husband would agree with you, as do I.

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  38. Kody - "Robyn, if you marry me, all your wildest dreams will come true." Classic line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite - "if you vote for Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true." Robyn would have a better chance for dream fulfillment voting for Pedro - and that's not saying much!

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  39. ugh, pretzels is probably their code for sex or something...my favorite tweet of them all: @allisonkollins Do you really think @realkodybrown has time to respond to you? The man has 4 wives and thousands of children.

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  40. OMG Two Humorous posts in a row! Thank you guys!

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  41. WeDontUseChineseKidsBuyOurJunkJuly 15, 2012 at 10:12 PM

    Now I did enjoy this LoL!! Great how they all played into your Cynical hands!

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  42. Kody: Ooh! I think I may be craving pretzels too. Too bad I can't get any here at IFRA. Bummer!

    He's showing off International Fragrance Assoc.
    Was he there with Robyn? What will they not sell?

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  43. So there is something that has bothered me ever since Robyn offered to be Meri's surrogate. Robyn's reasoning seemed to be she offered because Meri wanted a baby so bad, but if she wanted a baby that badly why didn't one of the other wives offer.
    I think it's because Meri wanted a baby naturally and the other wives knew that she wanted to do it naturally and that why they have never offered. Or maybe the other two wives realized that Meri wasn't really the type of mother they thought she should be??? Maybe the whole thing was just Robyn offering to pull her and Meri closer and she knew that Meri would turn her down.

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  44. Kody and his Pimpettes! LOL! This blog cracks me up! Informative and funny!
    Before it was fun, now, just furious it's all abt. the Browns, and nothing thinking of all the other legal situations that will occur. Narcissism is the perfect word for him!!

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