Mine's a tad long, but here goes!
After months of depression - from her husband taking on a wife while she was pregnant; watching him kiss her on national TV while she was in labor..... it only took a watch with pretty bands and prozac/xanax cocktail to snap her right back in the KB mantra....
"It's my fault. I promise will do better, I will be a good girl. "
Sadly, Christine died of a stroke 6 weeks later. Investigators are still trying to determine what she saw that caused it.
It was said, she died with a frozen white smile on her face, and was repeating..I'll do better....love should be multiplied... (Picture below just for this one- you caption the one above!)
After swallowing her daily dose of Prozac, Christine tries to explain her weight gain in feet, not pounds.
ReplyDeleteOMG! That's SCARY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah....the shit pile grew by two feet. The womens'low-self esteem grew by two feet. Kody's ego grew by two feet. The kids doubt has grown by two feet. The bank account gew by two feet. Robyn loves to throw up her two feet
ReplyDeleteOMG- 3 posts and I am already running for the depends!
ReplyDelete"Kody says I'm supposed to like Robin even if it kills me"
ReplyDelete" Now that Robin has offered surrogacy, I need to change this to 4 feet "
"Just once I wish my sister wives would have made a baby gift for one of MY kids"
"I made this because I need to stay in Meri's good graces to have my turn with Kody"
The fingers may cross stitch and the mouth may smile, but the eyes don't lie.
ReplyDeleteMister Sister I am running out of spare pants! :O
ReplyDeleteI was going to make a snarky comment, but this picture is just too sad. I find Christine highly irritating and the swimming with the sharks comment offensive, but this is just pathetic. This photo perfectly captures why polygamy should remain illegal.
ReplyDeleteAustin- see my comment at the bottom of Review 1- It made me mad and sad. I agree.
ReplyDeleteIn charge of making the sign for Fundamental Fitness, Christine forgot you wanted to lose 2 lbs a week, not gain two feet!
ReplyDeleteChristine had to triple her happy pill dosage for this.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone watch South Park?
ReplyDelete"We're sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm.....sorry. Sorry. We're sorry."
Some Coon and Friends episode with the oil spill. Anyone?
bwahahahahhahahhaha
ReplyDeleteSorry,
ReplyDeleteThat was for all the comments, but MS and A Day ahead, double hee hee
I feel sorry for Christine....
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe fingers may cross stitch and the mouth may smile, but the eyes don't lie."
November 30, 2011 12:34 AM
Good One!!
Aware of the inside joke - Janelle would slightly giggle when Christine would scratch her arm and smile any time Robyn's name was said.
ReplyDeleteWhy? For the feet may represent the baby, but the ivy represents Robyn - poisonous and irritating as hell!
I apologize in advance -- feeling quite punchy tonight. Not quite a quote, but sometimes I like to rhyme lol:
ReplyDeleteI once knew a man from Wyoming
Whose life must have been so DAMN boring
That he took on four wives
Screwed up all their lives
And Made Vegas his home for fame whoring!
KL JJ- Hysterical! Thanks for that laugh!
ReplyDeleteHere we go-
Imagine the photo of Christine being flashed on the news with the following narrative: Please alert authorities if you have any information on the woman pictured in this photo which was taken approximately three months ago. The woman, pictured here, known to the public as Christine Brown, was involved in an incident yesterday currently being investigated. Witnesses saw her running naked from her house with a baseball bat in hand. After running to a home located down the street from hers with a ten year old Lexus parked in the driveway, she dropped the bat and began banging on that house's door. After a few minutes of being inside witnesses saw her leaving that home with two individuals, also naked, duct taped together. One of the individuals, being labeled a victim in this situation, was a male with a blonde comb over, the other victim, was a skinny brunette female. After exiting the home with the duct taped persons, Ms. Brown opened the trunk of the old Lexus and somehow managed to lift the two victims into said trunk and slam the trunk door. She then proceeded to pick up the baseball bat that she had dropped and start hitting the old Lexus. When she was finished, witnesses reported seeing her hopping up and down with a big smile on her face and then running to the driver's side of the car and getting in. Since the top of the convertible Lexus was down, witnesses could clearly see and hear the naked Ms. Brown singing something like "Modest ain't hottest no more!!!" as she drove speedily down the street. Neither she nor the car with the two duct taped victims have been seen since.
OK, just one more then I promise I'll stop LOL:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a girl named Christine
Who thought she was being too mean
So she popped her some pills
Took a long ride on Bill
And gave Meri her throne as Bitch Queen!
Christine's trying not to bust out laughing. Robyn has Kody cornered about her "sexual abuse"
ReplyDeletestory again....
Christine's thinking.... yeah 2 feet and one yard of bullshit!
----Any woman knows if you have been sexually or even emotionally abused that bad 3 years ago, you would not be showing you boobs and blood and guts on TV, no way.----
a thought bubble over Christine's head reads:
ReplyDeleteI'm only saying this crap long enough to get my piece of the TLC gravy train and then I"m so outta here and taking Janelle with me!
OMG mono4life! Holy cow those are the greatest poems ever. Oh wow.
ReplyDeleteSister Martyrs ---- that makes me think of Christmas vacation!!!! Cousin Eddie!!!BWahahahhah
ReplyDeleteGosh, I can't top these!!!!!!
Comedy Gold here!!!
KEEP THEM COMING, TOO FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS MY SISTERS!!
Stink eye wrote:
ReplyDelete"Why? For the feet may represent the baby, but the ivy represents Robyn - poisonous and irritating as hell! "
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard!
Okay, Okayyyy, Kody/ my Lord and Master....
ReplyDeleteHere....see, see....I did it !!
Satisfied???
Can I have my watch back now??
Roses are red
Envy is green
I've been a bad girl
For being so mean
Christine looks severely constipated, IMO.
ReplyDeleteI have to wonder - Christine has stated many times that she always wanted to be a third wife. But did she really mean third and FINAL wife? She's clearly having issues with not being Kody's cute lil' favorite anymore.
This is why the show fascinates me. These women chose this life, yet their jealousy issues run deep. How do they reconcile this at the end of the day when they're lying in bed alone, knowing that their "husband" is sleeping with their "sister?"
LOL Anonymous 8:46 -
ReplyDeleteCan I have my watch back now?
I can totally see this as being a completely plausible scenario.
Poor Christine - she looks sick and stressed in that screen shot. Sad she was so embarrassed by being honest on camera before, and now has to back-track by doing public penance!
ReplyDeleteLaura K said
ReplyDelete"I have to wonder - Christine has stated many times that she always wanted to be a third wife. But did she really mean third and FINAL wife? "
Laura,
I believe this is precisely Christine's issue !!
She was okay....more than okay with being the "baby"...the youngest and last of the wives. That was *her special* role. And she believed that role was permanently hers.
Being kicked aside for a newer, younger, slimmer wife was akin to a child who basks in the glow of being the youngest only to lose the status to a new addition.
Your classic sibling rivalry !!!!
Grow up, Christine !!!
This is Kody's world....He calls the shots !!
I would love to be snarky right now, but this is just so incredibly sad! You can see the look in her eyes - she has been somehow beaten into submission and I cannot help but believe that she was forced to do this for the camera. Christine is probably the biggest cheerleader for polygamy out of the bunch, next to Kody, but I think that was when it was working in her favor.
ReplyDeleteThe poster above who made the comments about "I'll be a good girl now...." has hit the nail on the head - that is exactly what has happened with Christine.
"You can see the look in her eyes - she has been somehow beaten into submission and I cannot help but believe that she was forced to do this for the camera."
ReplyDeleteYes, all kidding aside....this really is sad to see.
Unfortunately, **this** is what the world is seeing in Sister Wives about the plg dynamics for the women involved in this lifestyle.
Any pride they possess upon entering is slowly eroded away with having to be submissive and compliant to the man's wishes, whatever those wishes may be. Be it uprooting an entire family in the blink of an eye, to adding new wives and everything in between.
If they aren't adhering to the rules, they are maligned and/or rejected. Obviously there is a price to pay for not playing by the rules, for complaining.
This has less to do with women's rights..more with human rights.
Those two feet should be kicking your ass. What are you women thinking!
ReplyDeleteWhy dont they showcase Kody with Janelle or Christine? Its been Robyn 24-7 this past season with a big dose of Meri thrown in as Robyns BFF and fav.
ReplyDeleteThis is Christine in a vague half assed attempt to "Be Sweet" which is the polygamist term for shutting up and putting up.
Amazing......
PS..Love this blog. Love the honesty, interesting insights and cattiness.....meow
"Will you call me into heaven NOW, Kody??"
ReplyDelete"This is why the show fascinates me. These women chose this life, yet their jealousy issues run deep. How do they reconcile this at the end of the day when they're lying in bed alone, knowing that their "husband" is sleeping with their "sister?"
ReplyDeletePrecisely why I watch Laura! My guess is that they somehow manage to block it out, much like a prostitute does when turning tricks?
Love this blog and it's honesty!
Yes, Christine always defined "third wife" as "final wife." Seventeen years later, she found out she had NOT communicated that clearly enough to the Kodester.
ReplyDeleteAgain, at least each of the other wives brought something GOOD to the table. Janelle - main stable income, Christine - head stay at home homemaker.
Robyn - bff for mean girl passive/aggressive Meri, 4 (now 5) extra mouths to feed w/no job herself, and just a bunch of manipulative b.s.
Meri and Kody changed the rules and dynamic for the functioning family before they went and got Robyn and Janelle and Christine are paying the highest price emotionally for it. Very sad and depressing. Something I wouldn't wish upon my own daughters and I don't believe God wishes it for any of his.
She really needs her meds adjusted 'cause there is no way a new watch with a few extra bands can help control those crazy eyes- poor thing. No wonder they call it being a "spiritual wife"...living in Kody World would break the spirit of any woman.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what is going on between Christine and Meri. On twitter after they opened up the Fundi Fitness website, all the Browns were following each other. Now Christine is only following Jenelle and some of the kids, not even the Kodster, and Meri is following everyone EXCEPT Christine.
ReplyDeleteAnon 2:30... you are right! I wouldn't put it past Kody to make them all tweet through his official tweet name now that he has one.
ReplyDeleteThat gift is as phoney as bologna.
ReplyDeleteChristine definitely believed she was the favorite wife..until Robyn came along and shot that whole idea out of the water. In the same way we get annoyed with Robyn rubbing her "honeymoon" experience in the faces of her sisterwives, I sense that Christine use to do that to Meri and Janelle before. Which makes me dislike Christine a lot this season, she is an emotional manipulator just as much as Robyn is now, except, Christine no longer has the upperhand amongst the wives.
I doubt Christine will ever like Robyn, just as Meri seems to resent Christine for the last 16 years.
I think Meri only likes Robyn like 75% of the time. the other 25% she is seething in jealousy too over Robyn being the favorite. They all do.
It's stuff like this twitter thing that I just don't get. You KNOW you are on TV with lots of people who know your name and are following you. Even if Meri and Christine wanted to poison each other they should suck it up and at least make the family look "whole" for their audience. I'm starting to think TLC or the Brown's check this blog for ideas and things to address, so we're probably only helping them identify and correct their mistakes here, but still....Ladies, just make it look like you actually think of your family as family. You people faked a birth scene but you can't fake a twitter following?!?
ReplyDeleteYes Christine two feet is all you need to just walk away...
ReplyDeleteoohh they are all good!
ReplyDeleteBUT, anony, I think we all wish she would!
At least she went with her beloved French Tips.
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